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     THERE 
     
    
   
   
    
     On Tuesday.eve the night was fair ~ 
     
     The chimes had rung 10 times plus once 
     
     In Bernadine the women did'rare\ 
     
    

    
     The memorial men they would trounce. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The army quickly dressed, the uniforms were pressed 
     
     The jeans, the jacks, the Sweatspits and shoes 
     
     The amo was heavy, powder, perfume and all ' 
     
    

    
     ' ' brand of icky-goes. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Together we stand, MaCDonald did cry 
     
     Oh but Karen, we soon would divide 
     
     to arms! To arms! Trowsdale did scream 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘0h if Debbie had only seen 
     
    
   
   
    
     The den was dark and'quiet, the enemy was asleep 
     
     it did seem 
     
    
   
   
    
     But it was too deathly still, the silence was sickly 
     
     and so was the next scene . . . . .. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The”ligfiigyfiashéd on as in we did Chargei”” 
     
     With a loud scream the doors wide open did fly 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,Oh, Oh, girls looks like its do, or die I! 
     
    
   
   
    
     They grabbed, they fought and shaving cream ran‘ 
     
     Powdered sprinkled and water poured ~ 
     
     But alas, we never past lst floor 
     
     their;armyuwasm%%rbfig5it:mhst have been 200 to 1 
     
     I'm sure ( " ‘4 ' V f‘ 
     
     But it's hard to tell from the shower floor!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Then Kappos flashed his little act » 
     
    

    
     Like a foreign sports car, sleek, Greek and Compact! 
     
     Filippone's teeth are n0w white from cdgate thick! 
     
     So are his eyes, ears and maybe'hiS‘4—-! (nose). 
     
     The'girré‘jbifiéd in’for’.”é féfi‘sni‘ckefg“ "   
     
    

    
     As we sure did douce good ole Mark Vickers 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Fonze was cool, and for-the next ten days 
     
     His face will be ready for an Aqua—velva shave 
     
     He's not the only one who sampled the cream 
     
    

    
     Dan Hughes, the Don, sure smelled nice and clean 
     
     Little“Dennisewfiébefifeifnuhis make—up cream £5 
     
     WfthoUt Mike wsagh to the rescue he would ' 
     
     have beenrour cover—girl queen. 
     
    
   
   
    
     But...the retaliation was quick you can bet, 7 
     
     Like the kind with an olive, our dry Martina soon 
     
     ' _ would be wet. 3 
     
     Connie idnkletter was decked Out like a lumberjack 
     
     She lost count of buckets and shaving cream smacks 
     
     Claire and Beth and Cathy and Kris, they sure wouldn't 
     
     miss _ 
     
     Miss they didn't and smack they went into the mud sea 
     
     pits. ‘ . 7 
     
     But they say, you know, mud is good for zits. 
     
    
   
   
    
     There was Eldon on 3rd with buckets high in the air 
     
     As his bed was being ambushed by girls who dared 
     
     And of course their's Gordie with his X—rated flash 
     
     Those pictures should be worth some cash$$ 
     
    
   
   
    
     To the end we did struggle, our courage raw 
     
    

    
     'Til the men did cheat and call in heavy artillery 
     
     Big Bobbie and his saw! ' \' 
     
    

    
     Mike and Jimmy and Kennan, you never fear, 
     
    

    
     We'll get you back if it takes all year. 
     
    
   
   
    
     I And what you may ask was the battle out come? 
     
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