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NOJRIO ‘M arson emotive ‘ JIIIOIV IIIIQI! ao uocna sire-ans auviro e er e. o I HEAD an amusing story the other day-you may know it-abcut an lmglishman and an American who were "doing" London together, the Englishman acting as guide. No, the guide wasn't John Burns, the Laborite, although his hobby is showing Lon- don to visitors. Anyhow, the men “took in" Convent Garden, iamous fruit; flower and vegetable market. "Look at those peaches!" said the Englishmen with pride. "Call those peaches?" retoried the American, "Why in Caliiornia we grow ihem the size oi cabin-Keel" "How ever do you do that?" asked the Englishman. _ “Oh, climate," said the American. O O O ‘THEN they WBJldGTEd over to the cut ilower siandsJ-‘ointing to a. mag- riiiieent display oi roses, the English- lrlan said: : "There are roses ior you. Smell um!" ' The American obeyed. “Not. badfflhe admitted. Then: But say’. W“ can smell an American beauty rcsa a mile away." "How do you account for that?” askedthc Englishmen, oozini delec- tlon. - . "O climate; just climate," re- plied his iriend. O O O FROM Convent Garden they sauntered io Kingsway and the En- glishman stopped in iront oi s. tall (that is tall {or London) building in process oi construction. It was near- ing completion. "Here's a curious building," he said, twelve stories high and no elevators" only he said "liiis." "How do people get up?" asked the unsuspecting visitor. ' "0h.'climb it; just climb it," came the jubilant reply. I O O O ONE oi John D. Rockiellers right bower-s oi Standard Oil was, oi course, John D. Archbold, and the Ti-IE GOAL OF YEARS HAS BEEN ATTAINED. iéiiggmul’ ‘i it has long been the ambition or nupp engineer! , to build a iiupinobiie “for the popular price market". . . but each year they have said: “Let's-wait until we-can build, not just another automobile, but a greater Hiipmobile. A car that p add newlustra to Hupmobilalcuullyyejar pres- Ufi " .- . . Today, this goal of years has been l i / I icrmcr had a pet story. oncoming Archbcldb appearance ‘m “l! “wit? ness stand. It is in John K. “Mill's biography oi the Standard culmina- er. a heotoring lawyer askedhis eon- nectlon with the particular company under examination. Archbold replied that he was a director. 1 "an" exclaimed the sttornansha what, may I ask, a your ohlei respon- sibilliy as director?" ' "To clamor ior dividends}! respond- ed Archbold promptly. O O O TALKING 01 dividends-and Rock- teller recalls a story (not in Winklei-‘s book) told me by Harry" Baggc, at one time a reporter on the New York “World? Bagge, ah Englishman -hc wore a monocle by the‘ way, but was exceedingly human-was assigned ‘toget an interview with John Dnalld mderednottoreturntothaoiiice unii he had got it. A thugh assign- ' merit in those days-and even now, so I believe. . ‘ BAGGE packed a suitcase. (l can't say "NEW and left ior the Rocke- icller home in the Pocantico Hills. Days went by during which he never so much as got a sight oi his victim. He duly reported so to his oiiioe but. was told to "stick around" and not bother them. Finally, despairing o! success and thinking, that the "World" hadiorgotten his existence, he returned to the oiiica without par- mission. e O O Bagge was greeted with: "What are you doing here?" He explained that ha had done everything human, and ihhumanly possible to attain the interview. Pres- sed to tell his eiiotts he said: _ "Well, one‘ day I got pest tht guards and right up to a window where I could see him seated in a chair. Then I hid behind a shrub and made a noise likes dividend, but even that didn't bring him out." ‘wrmr '1'. lkfllay Pay) Cochran‘ oi the Liberal party. ha appointed n. W. llsasingham-‘a brilliant jctn-nalllt assistant editor. . - "Iaasinahairkuaed to talk to are with rapture‘ cl a‘ gentleman whose hania neither l nor, indeed. anybody also lied aver heard beicre-hia name was George pcrnard Shaw chuckles ‘ray Pay in "Memoirs oi an Old Per- liemantarian." O O O ‘rim upshot was that thaw was hired. as one o! the "Star's" assists ant leedenwritera-as they call write era o! editoriah in Fleet street-at the princely salary oi two pounds ten’ shiilincs (alzso) a. week. _ ' , "I did not know at that time that m. shew was a eonvinotd socialist! beiorahadiscovercd that lento! Shaw's paragraphs were raising a ruinpusintha Liberalparty,wilioh hasncuseicreocislicin. O O I~ . EVRNTUAILY Shaw's editorial its-- dcscrctlons got on Tay Fey's nerves but-a solution presented iicel! when Mescinsham liissested that 0. l. s, be taken ircm tha""lter'a" landw- writcrs’ roonnand made the paper's musical critic. l, y . “lie tiished with enthusiasm about the musical accomplishments o! Mir. Shaw, which 1 believe wereperiect- ly genuine," recalls Tl! Plyfflhawjs mother was a muaicieacller and he hail ‘said that he had ‘alncato. earn his iivin: as w, sooohicahistyihvhow; the illici- at thactinia had no mus- ical critic, so was ma“, and Bhawbecama music critic c! the "Starf ‘at the increased salary o! him ‘(about em a week. . snrrrouorrray lay doesn't men- tion. Shaw said that when he was‘ given the job as music critic, ‘fay Pay warned hiim: - “Pbr God's cake keep 0i lachiin B Minor!" / ‘Vlilllll i-iionuoir-rs or rus hair’ ieso-nuriaoaiaa-alx Iihidapnlieai. . .70 liampcun. Jmlqg‘; [reseiiollwulerpnhearia icunded bu» tee "aw- elem ' says TayPay. But lc-wea not long ‘ hour-cl his arrival "lliswha wdld- harc ell tricked out in-hirnaw Cel- would been‘ tllllliiflwl! long ‘as he aidirtaoubtiuendallthatdayaad would tell you that they llllwlrhfl motor was running because " " belicvaditwouid. _ ‘ '_ _ -- ~ e a e . . Arne-rem cenaertinar-aeldcrn bearirthase daya-waaat aieahicnableandpepulerlnstrinnent othiiiaicisracallpdbythelactthat iiemleitoirrdstdilthiskeiliiaiaa inhiayoungcr days (he ‘may have anybedywould ecosmyifll him. f-ltfwlhlflycithecaatsa-iescilan- dbl. ' A CERTAIN Duke who apparently ancehis accounts‘. 1hr rather ‘his steward-could notiwlsat isthe use about money? 3a‘ spent whetwasduetohiapeeitigtafiewas net sea-ancient‘. Obi dear "ache onlyhadwhatanuhaabciildheve. Calliltwasgfbougiitadvisebletbsend tolcndcnicrthaismilymencibua- illOll ioovei-iiaul thaheueabcldac- _ counts. O I O ‘I'll? rah-my man oi birsiaess down to the Castle nerd Lincoln's" Nbmli-tod iiirreccn‘te'the DUB-f zci-itwiiloiishby ca nrebepaeila the story in hiaraminiacencesfiheha- ring Years." _ ' “maria: your Grace's pelican," said the iaiaily man cfbileinus, "r m youroraoabeepsbcthealteiian sad e ill-each oeetryacck in Your Cracslaniil-roebalanctanelaedup- licatiananitlesiiperilous!" n l “u-Iaiig it eh;- haiaiasedtihe louse. "aieilcw no» hahihiscuiiii i * . O O O ' unions joking mam: tothcsewhc. havetcieottihebillaaltilcuelltluera isesinytoidabautwllliamxlvafw ieinouastatasaiea and wit. whose- tablllhed smite-a at wiecnr." " versions llchadshownsemasilaafl overtheianiandrettlrnlnftolle hciitl. zqnared fltiisin ' beiiiuamsaanchssimhouyiich- eeazeiiiamiuiniaaaieauaiar them-m. "Youareetiibertytodrinkeltbd vim-or mus." ha Ne. mono. aaaiaau-uaumeiape-quiataa- actiltbeselilef’ i O O O arrsinhaisooaaaicaiseias Arthurnaliourlowaadieurcltheni" them we; and daliahted t» play when ‘ hldlbottomleslviiiseceuldnctbeb- aziiaiagafnuholichciiucchcihu- lnn Fialdsvand after a week's wcri, ‘ assurances mania-ism‘ a " wv in gill i 2ft? is El . s25’? ti? enssaseolliwbutwhsnsauh- avenreadis-ancountnadtheup and down movement arahchaait-Ieisy cause an alternate binding and rc- aeeesaei-y to aisle bsbbitt so . willow nine lane acces- tqihiieretureasiuiis rllllraotaahycha condition acaisnis crux ladle. m ‘ieneaileieatuoaieblcsslt; Hal-lead. no temperature at . =flitmdel~ viii an amass‘ y filbfilliilfllitien. orcinarilauis mylretuie verissrbccween-soirsac amass. , - E5: 5?;- i r a E ssggzz ' the coast. . "l - I. edee-eoo-eeeeeaq. ‘c. the battery is la good condition. u the raaalngisacwncc llithhevc m, bawsry at any service m. tic!- ., ' spearhea- n’ saolesarcaa hotels cut ma correct length. they form a. good .‘. carrier-ice iyele up»: rliiu a Plug can-be rants intoona c! these sec. ticob and therevwill be no dshgar oi ' its breaking when carried in the ms) kit. The cautious car owner will u. criminals in the kind c! water used in the radiator. Hard water should not be used. _, Water containing min. Jeralswilicauseeaealetoicrniohths inner wail: or u» whole" mun; m. . i tam and aventlially induce Glfcthflt- * ins. Boit water or clean rain water u elwaystbe best idi- this purpose, ~ laoan Carbon. ‘when it is noticed that cns cyug. der is producing excasaivg carbonac- tiomit generally can barracuda»; iaulty act oi pinion rings, which are ‘allowing too inuen oil to peas m; the combustion chamber. ‘rho only Wlaytoeliminatethfltroublcisioib- stall a new sat o! rings. ran caarisnma nou- 4 HAGNITIO 5H1! e--—n SAN FRANCISCO. OaliL. Aug. ll. r-COMPIQUD‘ the first part oi a thres-yaarrcruice around the world. the hon-magnetic sailing snip Car- hegiegexperimentai cruiser oi till _ Carnegie Institute. has put into part I hare tor repairs and supplies ailcr a 26-day‘ voyase from Yokohama. Built in i009, without a scrap oi iron pct-steel in it. the Carnegie bu ' sailed around the world seversltimu. visiting the North and South Polar magnetism and atmospheric electric- ity. " Carnegie tolecland and the Booth Pacific. under thc command oi Capt- J, P. Ault; seven scientists were aboard. A vAniong the discoveries announced heregwea the nnding o! two submar- ina mountain ranges e8 the coast oi bout-h America last Ibrusry- Oat - ranso- extalndiiig 10.0000 1m above the ocean liocr was encountered c8 Idllldbi’ and another OI the ohiiean lat. ‘ A Captain Ault declared _he had ob- tained anemia woo: that the ucrili 1 ,0“ u uvwomj l‘ . - “While the change ‘is comparative- ly slisht." Captain, Ault said. "our observations, prove that the north magnetic pole. ordinarily regarded a: constant by mariners. is charisma” Iasterisland, marine chime. ire- cuehtiy reported bIdrlOrl-heil to hm llllilllflfil. il-etill above the wavil. thesoiehtista dlolllld- »'l'hey on a anchoring cit the island ici- a veil tbfvicinity. These soundings, till! disclosed. revealed that scores oi other islands. extending w the alli- Ri llaateirlalend. have sunk ll- ‘ heath the ocean's suriace due to m- ineriaediaturbencep. regions in quest cfscientinc dsta on ‘ The trip just completed m: u» l and or nun; eateosive maus- h " ‘ -—/but a more powerful Hnprnobile. With its \ h time-tested Hupmcbile engine made still smoother andsweeterrunning...lli.rl00%aflupmobs'_ls -_bnr ahandsoincr Hupmcbila. Mada still name‘:- By further advances iirI-lupinobilafa innovation oawl93Q Hupmobile Si: . . .1; h ll promise call a_ Hupmobile, “will? :15 climatic in every derail. of its 4850'!!! concussion» s. lentil-pound by his aelfaame Iluprhobile meter which made the Humnobile Cantnrysiza 3;, . ,1! i‘. MF-Q ‘lit-fill! Kiirwbih moiodret 7 i ..Iu':100_9_5eHqieelili-‘ “ _ Gaudet