;
      Editorial
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      opinions
      Bipressedi
      in
      this
      column
      do
      not
      neces-
     
     
      :
      sarily
      reflect
      those
      of
      the
      staff
      of
      this
      publication,
      or
     
     
      ‘
      of
      the
      Student
      Union.
     
    

    
     
      3
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4
      madea
      mistake
      the
      other
      week.
      I
      totally
      broke
      a
     
     
      promise
      I
      swore
      to
      myself
      may
      times.
      What
      did
      I
      do?
     
     
      -
      |
      went
      to
      one
      of
      the
      local
      clubs.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      First
      I
      must
      explain
      that
      I
      have
      only
      gone
      to
      the
      clubs
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
      few
      times,
      yet
      every
      time
      I
      do
      I
      always
      swear
      that
      I.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      will
      never
      go
      there
      again.
      This
      time
      I
      mean
      it!
     
    

    
     
      It
      is
      not
      that
      I
      do
      not
      like
      the
      music
      or
      the
      dancing
     
     
      (well
      actually,
      I
      donotcare
      for
      either!),
      But
      what
     
     
      really
      turns
      me
      off
      of
      these
      places
      is
      the
      people.
      It
      is
     
     
      amazing
      whata
      few
      drinks,
      people
      of
      the
      opposite
     
     
      sex,
      and
      alot
      of
      peer
      pressure
      can
      do
      to
      ‘‘mature’’
     
     
      people.
     
    

    
     
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      realize
      that
      people
      have
      to
      be
      19
      to
      get
      into
      these
     
     
      places,
      but
      1
      am
      sure
      that
      does
      not
      refer
      to
      maturity
      at
     
     
      all.
      Even
      before
      you
      go
      in
      the
      door
      you
      usually
      see
      a
     
     
      unch
      of
      people
      who
      have
      not
      yet
      mastered
      the
      skill
     
     
      sf
      ‘mature
      drinking’’.
      These
      people
      still
      seem
      to
     
     
      hink
      that
      they
      are
      in
      High
      School,
      and
      that
      it
      is
      so
     
     
      001
      to
      be
      totally
      drunk.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      he
      moment
      you
      get
      inside
      you
      see
      another
      group
      of
     
     
      runk
      groupies.
      Many
      of
      these
      people
      are
      university
     
     
      fudents
      and
      should
      know
      that
      any
      place
      that
      is
      charg-
     
     
      ig
      admission
      to
      go
      into
      a
      room
      that
      is
      small,
      too
      hot,
     
     
      nd
      too
      crowed,
      where
      the
      main
      objective
      is
      to
      buy
     
     
      rinks
      at
      twice
      their
      normal
      price,
      is
      being
      ripped
      off.
     
     
      /seems
      that
      the
      all
      that
      is
      needed
      to
      attract
      these
     
     
      atrons
      attention
      is
      some
      loud
      music,
      fancy
      lights,
     
    

    
     
      nda
      ‘‘cool’’
      atmosphere.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ow
      I
      amnot
      eagaiist
      having
      fun,
      or
      going
      out,
      but
      I
     
     
      buld
      hope
      that
      the
      students
      of
      this
      university
      would
     
     
      ve
      a
      more
      mature
      picture
      of
      students
      to
      the
      general
     
     
      iblic,
      then
      the
      picture
      they
      receive
      now.
      A
      picture
      of
     
     
      les
      of
      students
      lining
      outside
      of
      clubs
      to
      get
      in,
      a
     
     
      cture
      of
      staggering
      drunks
      walking
      down
      the
      street
     
     
      night,
      anda
      picture
      of
      groups
      of
      students
      hanging
     
     
      ound
      street
      corners
      trying
      to
      look
      cool,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ery
      time
      I
      happen
      to
      go
      to
      one
      of
      these
      watering
     
     
      les,
      1am
      reminded
      of
      those
      stupid
      beer
      commer-
     
     
      iis
      on
      TV,
      If
      you
      look
      around
      the
      clubs
      you
      will
      see
     
     
      ae
      of
      guys
      trying
      to
      look
      like
      studs,
      drinking
     
     
      “ir
      drinks
      as
      coolly
      as
      possible,
      desperately
      tying
      to
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _impress
      the
      women.
      They
      dress
      like
      the
      commercials,
     
     
      drink
      like
      the
      commercials,
      and
      even
      stand
      around
     
     
      like
      they
      do
      in
      the
      commercials.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Then
      there
      are
      the
      women.
      They
      are
      even
      funnier
      then
     
     
      the
      guys
      (I
      always
      thought
      women
      were
      more
      mature
     
     
      then
      men,
      I
      was
      wrong!
      ).
      The
      women
      are
      acting
      like
     
     
      they
      are
      in
      a
      beer
      commercial
      too.
      Many
      in
      there
     
     
      slinky
      cloths,
      drinking
      not
      one
      beer
      but
      two
      (I
      guess
     
     
      that
      is
      to
      help
      control
      their
      drinking??)
      and
      failing
     
     
      desperately
      at
      trying
      to
      look
      like
      they
      are
      not
      there
     
     
      only
      to
      pick
      up
      guys.
      Any
      feminist
      would
      be
      ashamed
     
     
      of
      the
      women
      atthe
      clubs.
      (The
      men
      are
      acting
      ex-
     
     
      actly
      like
      the
      a
      stereotypical
      man.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      only
      comfort
      I
      get
      in
      my
      disgust
      of
      these
      people
     
     
      is
      in
      the
      knowledge
      that
      some
      day
      they
      will
      look
      back
     
     
      and
      see
      just
      how
      silly
      they
      look.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      before
      the
      rest,
     
    
   
   
    
     
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