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     IF THOSE 
     
    

    
     TRASHY 
     
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     WOULD DROP 
     
     THOSE HEAD- 
     
     LINES LIKE 
     
    

    
     ‘LIZ TAYLOR'S. 
     
     ALIEN CLONE 
     
     WEDS LOAF OF 
     
     PUMPERNICKEL” 
     
     AND JUST 
     
    

    
     TELL THINGS 
     
    

    
     AS THEY 
     
     REALLY ARE... 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ALL SUB-ORGANIZATIONS 
     
    
   
   
    
     There will be a meeting Friday, Jan. 15 
     
     2:00pm on the second floor of the Barn for all or- 
     
     ganizations. Pub dates will be tentatively picked 
     
     so all are encouraged to attend. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Exclusive: Millions killed consu 
     
    
   
   
    
     KATHE 
     
    

    
     WEIGHT Loss YY 
     
     Eat less and exercise 
     
    

    
     Why newborn babies 5 Z, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mg ALL STUDENTS OF THE UNION! 
     
    
   
   
    
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     38 BORING : Notice of General Meetin 
     
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     2-POINT PLAN TO 
     
    
   
   
    
     \ ; i 
     
     \ ) ~ A discussion of Wet/Dry events at the Barn 
     
     ‘iy LIVER is really \ — January 19th 1988 
     
     ing to eat NX WS | 11:30 am in the 
     
     Robertson Library Lounge 
     
    

    
     Agenda: " 
     
     1. Call to order 
     
    

    
     . Approval of Agenda 
     
    

    
     . Business Arising 
     
    

    
     . Executive reports 
     
    

    
     . Discussion of Wet/Dry events at The Barn 
     
    

    
     . New Business 
     
    

    
     . Adjournment 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     KK 
     
    
   
   
    
     1987 YEARBOOKS 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Attention stu- 
     
     dents: The Student Union 
     
     is sorry to announce the 
     
     1987 yearbooks will not ar- 
     
     rive until June 1988. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Your Student Union is relying on YOU the student to voice your 
     
     views on this and other important matters at this meeting. Please at- 
     
     tend. The Student Union begins with your involvement. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ao 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Carter & Co. and Sheaffer presents... 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Gem Captivating Caption Contest 
     
    
   
   
    
     RULES: All students, Faculty and staff of UPEI ex- 
     
     cept current members of The Gem are eligible to enter. 
     
     You may submit as many different captions as you like. 
     
     Previous winners are eligible to win again only after four 
     
     issues of The Gem have passed. In the event that less 
     
     than 3 persons respond by deadline time, no prize will 
     
     be awarded and a different photo will appear next issue. 
     
     If nearly identically worded entries are received and are 
     
     judged to be the best, a random selection will determine 
     
    
   
   
    
     the winner. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Prize: A finely crafted Sheaffer pen from 
     
     Carter & Co. to help further your academic ca- 
     
     reer. Retail value $14.00. Impress your Prof. and 
     
     be the envy of your friends who still write with 
     
     -59 cent Bic’s. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Write a funny caption to go with the photo 
     
     above. If your caption is selected as best by our 
     
     judges, you will win the fine quality prized illus- 
     
     trated on the right and your caption will appear 
     
     along with the photo in next week’s edition of 
     
     The Gem.