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      -
      eikes
      eet
     
    
   
   
    
     
      14.
      Next
      year
      will
      be,
      on
      average,
     
     
      39%
      better
      than
      this
      year—
      close
      to
     
    
   
   
    
     
      75%
      by
      times.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      15.
      The
      keyboard
      shortcut
      for
      the
     
     
      EM
      dash
      is
      ALT-0151.
     
    

    
     
      16.
      Matthew
      Dorrell
      is
      my
      favourite
     
     
      writer.
     
     
      17.
      Stephan
      Macleod
      is
      a
      way
      better
     
     
      Ad
      Manager
      than
      Janice
      Muir.
     
    

    
     
      18.
      Most
      of
      the
      student
      newspapers
     
     
      we
      receive
      go
      directly
      into
      the
     
     
      garbage,
      after
      they
      are
      sufficiently
     
     
      mocked
      that
      is:
      so
      in
      that
      sense
      we
     
     
      are
      just
      like
      you.
     
    

    
     
      19.
      I
      will
      miss
      my
      friends
      here.
     
     
      Reading
      the
      paper
      in
      the
      snowy
      wind
     
     
      on
      Prince
      Street
      on
      my
      way
      home
      for
     
     
      sleep.
      Sherri.
     
    

    
     
      20.
      I
      am
      one
      of
      the
      ten
      luckiest
      peo-
     
     
      ple
      in
      the
      world
      (not
      counting
      peo-
     
     
      ples
      who
      win
      Big
      Money).
     
    

    
     
      21.
      Megan
      Dorrell
      wrote
      the
      two
     
     
      uncredited
      works
      in
      The
      Poetry
     
     
      Spectacular.
      Sorry
      about
      that.
     
    

    
     
      22.
      One
      of
      my
      favorite
      things
      ever
      to
     
     
      appear
      in
      this
      newspaper
      is
      in
      this
     
     
      current
      and
      last
      issue
      of
      the
      year.
      It
     
     
      is
      called
      Mole
      People
      or
      something
     
     
      to
      that
      effect
      and
      it
      begins
      on
      page
     
     
      14.
      Jeff
      wrote
      it.
      Freak
      show.
      It
     
     
      proves
      once
      and
      for
      all,
      that
      we
      could
     
     
      have
      made
      agent.
      magazine
      in
      our
     
     
      basement
      better
      than
      it
      will
      be
      made
     
     
      next
      year
      by
      the
      way,
      but
      that
      is
      total-
     
     
      ly
      off
      topic.
      Read
      the
      Mole
      People.
     
     
      Now.
     
    

    
     
      23.
      The
      graphics
      department
      is
      the
     
     
      coolest
      place
      on
      campus.
      Very
      wise.
     
     
      24.
      My
      cat,
      Franny,
      gets
      weird
      build-
     
     
      up
      around
      her
      eyes
      that
      I
      have
      to
     
     
      knock
      out
      with
      my
      thumb.
     
    

    
     
      25.
      I
      know,
      exactly,
      the
      person
      who
     
     
      places
      the
      various
      “Trash
      the
      Cadre”
     
     
      signs
      in
      Main
      Building.
      I
      have
      seen
     
     
      her.
      I
      feel
      sorry
      for
      her,
      and
      her
      name
     
     
      is:
     
    

    
     
      26.
      Redemption,
     
    

    
     
      27.
      Is
      hard
      to
      come
      by
      in
      here,
      but
     
     
      who
      the
      fuck
      needs
      redemption
      or
     
     
      news
      or
      anything
      by
      the
      book
      if
      you
     
     
      can
      all
      sit
      around,
      make
      each
      other
     
     
      laugh.
      Write
      shit
      on
      the
      walls.
      Put
     
     
      people
      on.
     
    

    
     
      28.
      The
      Faction
      is
      moving
      into
      The
     
     
      Surveyor,
      the
      Holland
      College
      stu-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
     
     
      dent
      newspaper.
      Let
      me
      explain
      The
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Faction
      to
      you
      lay-people:
      The
      disc
     
    
   
   
    
     
      with
      the
      The
      Faction
      material
      on
      it
     
    
   
   
    
     
      was
      always
      left
      for
      me
      at
      a
      monas-
     
     
      tary
      outside
      of
      Souris.
      I
      had
      to
     
     
      smoke
      an
      entire
      cigarette
      before
     
     
      leaving.
      That
      was
      the
      rule.
      :
     
     
      29.
      One
      day
      the
      disc
      wasn’t
      there.
      I
     
     
      thought
      I
      saw
      some
      midgets
      in
      the
     
     
      bushes.
     
    

    
     
      30.
      But
      there
      was
      no
      noise.
     
    

    
     
      31.
      Then
      that
      bastard
      Adam
      Gallant
     
     
      said
      it
      was
      me
      who
      shut
      the
      thing
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ~
      down.
      Choked
      off
      its
      funding.
      The
     
    
   
   
    
     
      crazys
      all
      came
      out.
     
    

    
     
      32.
      Well
      let
      me
      tell
      you
      something
     
     
      folks
      I
      tried
      to
      get
      The
      Faction
      back.
     
     
      It
      was
      the
      only
      thing
      anyone
      liked.
     
     
      Fact
      and
      Opinion.
     
    

    
     
      33.
      But
      no.
      There
      were
      no
      clues.
     
    

    
     
      34.
      Until
      I
      received
      a
      call
      late
      last
     
     
      night
      informing
      me
      that
      The
     
     
      Surveyor,
      the
      red-headed
      step
      armpit
     
     
      of
      the
      PEI
      student
      newspaper
      rac-
     
     
      quet,
      had
      acquired
      the
      services
      of
     
     
      Frank,
      Adam,
      Stephan,
      Micky
      and
     
     
      the
      others
      in
      a
      hostile
      bid
      to
      steal
     
     
      some
      precious
      ad
      dollars.
     
    

    
     
      35.
      I
      didn’t
      know
      what
      to
      think
     
     
      either.
     
    

    
     
      36.
      If
      you
      were
      to
      play
      the
      song
     
     
      “Vancouver
      Divorce”
      from
      the
     
     
      album
      Coke
      Machine
      Glow
      by
     
     
      Gordon
      Downie,
      over
      and
      over,
      until
     
     
      the
      words
      are
      a
      mantra
      more
      than
      a
     
     
      chorus
      you
      would
      know
      how
      I
      feel.
     
     
      Right
      Now.
     
    

    
     
      37.
      I
      would
      like
      to
      thank
      the
      follow-
     
     
      ing
      people:
      Matthew
      Mackay,
      David
     
     
      Weale,
      Richard
      Lemm,
      Brent
     
     
      MacLaine,
      Lesley-Anne
      Bourne,
     
     
      Kristen
      Stavert,
      Matthew
      Hogan,
     
     
      Leo
      Cheverie,
      Cara
      Hedefine,
     
     
      Heather
      Love,
      Sarah
      Murphy,
      Jeff
     
     
      Coll,
      Stephan
      MacLeod,
      Ryan
     
     
      O’Connor,
      Mare
      Macdonald,
      James
     
     
      Scheib,
      Matthew
      Dorrell,
      Adam
     
     
      Gauthier,
      Jessica
      Beebe,
      Natalie
     
     
      Pendergast,
      Shawn
      Sears,
      Jo
     
     
      Campbell,
      Mike
      Lecky,
      Paul
      Felton,
     
     
      John
      Sutton,
      and
      Sherri
      MacKenzie.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kent
      J.
      Bruyneel
     
     
      Editor-In-Chief
     
     
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      Cadre
     
    
   
   
    
     
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