Three
      Nights
      of
     
     
      Comedy
      Acts
     
    
   
   
    
     
      From
      December
      18
     
     
      to
      the
      20,
      there
      will
      be
      a
     
     
      series
      of
      three
      one-act
      come-
     
     
      dies,
      taking
      place
      in
      the
     
     
      Steel
      Recital
      Hall
      right
      here
     
     
      at
      UPEI.
      The
      comedy
      will
     
     
      begin
      precisely
      at
      7:01
      pm
     
    
   
   
    
     
      each
      night.
      There
      will
      be
      an
     
     
      8
      dollar
      cover,
      with
      a
      3
      dol-
     
     
      lar
      discount
      for
      students
      and
     
     
      seniors.
      Come
      and
      laugh
     
     
      until
      your
      stomach
      eats
      your
     
     
      bleating,
      pumping
      heart,
      and
     
     
      explodes
      out
      through
      your
     
     
      neurotic,
      giggling
      mid-body
     
     
      torso.
     
    

    
     
      Those
      involved
     
     
      would
      like
      to
      first
      warn
      that
     
    
   
   
    
     
      some
      people
      become
      unable
     
     
      to
      function
      properly
      upon
     
     
      laughing
      a
      great
      deal,
      and
     
     
      there
      is
      a
      chance
      that
      you
     
     
      may
      be
      one
      of
      these
      people.
     
     
      You
      may
      find
      you
      are
      hav-
     
     
      ing
      trouble
      containing
      your-
     
     
      self,
      and
      it
      is
      being
      advised
     
     
      that
      you
      simply
      let
      your
      hor-
     
     
      rible
      snorts
      and
      cackles
      out.
     
     
      Class
      clowns
      now
      studying
     
    
   
   
    
     
      here
      at
      the
      university
      sug-
     
     
      gest
      that
      one
      is
      less
      likely
      to
     
     
      have
      a
      crippling
      double-her-
     
     
      nia
      if
      one
      opens
      up
      into
      a
     
     
      vicious
      spasm
      of
      mad
      laugh-
     
     
      ter
      every
      once
      in
      a
      while.
      It
     
     
      is
      believed
      that
      this
      is
      due
      to
     
     
      a
      releasing
      of
      the
      built-up
     
     
      tensions
      in
      need
      of
      expendi-
     
     
      ture.
     
    

    
     
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      UPEI
      Cadre
      December
      2
      2003
      page
      9
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Recital
      Hall
      here
      at
      UPEI,
     
     
      between
      the
      18th
      and
      the
     
     
      20th,
      relax
      and
      laugh
      your-
     
     
      self
      out
      of
      your
      coveted
      seat
     
     
      in
      the
      front
      row.
      The
      show
     
     
      will
      begin
      at
      precisely
      7:01
     
     
      pm,
      but
      you
      may
      want
      to
      get
     
     
      there
      early
      in
      order
      to
      get
      a
     
     
      good
      seat
      to
      fall
      off
      of.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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