SCE
      and
      SGE:
     
     
      You’re
      my
      oldest
      and
      bestest
      friends
      so
     
     
      cheer
      up
      and
      have
      a
      great
      day.
      I
      hope
      you
      both
     
     
      get
      what’s
      on
      your
      Christmas
      list.
     
    

    
     
      --
      SCY
     
    
   
   
    
     
      B:
     
     
      What’s
      new?
      Feel
      free
      to
      remind
      us
     
     
      about
      you-know-what
      again.
      See
      you
      the
      day
     
     
      after
      tomorrow?
     
    

    
     
      -E
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wanted:
     
    

    
     
      Investors
      in
      an
      all
      night
      Pizza-Wings
     
     
      joint.
      Contact
      J
      and
      S
      Enterprises
      after
      12
      am
     
     
      weekends
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      the
      person
      who
      answered
      the
      butt-
     
     
      pincher
      personal:
     
    

    
     
      Sorry
      for
      taking
      you
      off
      your
      pedestal,
     
     
      but
      the
      original
      personal
      was
      an
      inside
      joke,
      so
     
     
      stay
      out
      of
      others’
      affairs
      and
      climb
      down
      from
     
     
      your
      imagined
      spot
      on
      high.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      the
      second
      cutest
      person
      I
      have
      ever
     
     
      seen
      in
      that
      red
      spandex
      dress:
      You
      look
     
     
      GRRRREAT.
     
    

    
     
      --Tina
      the
      Tiger
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wanted:
     
    

    
     
      A
      man
      who
      will
      tell
      me
      what
      to
      do,
     
     
      make
      decisions
      when
      I
      am
      being
      indecisive
      and
     
     
      control
      my
      destiny.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Circ.
      Girl
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wanted:
     
     
      A
      pair
      of
      dark
      eyebrows.
      Last
      seen
      in
      a
     
     
      razor.
      If
      found
      please
      return
      to
      owner.
      You
     
     
      should
      have
      no
      trouble
      locating
      him.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hey
      Blondie:
     
     
      rumour
      has
      it
      you’re
      into
      body
      piercing.
     
     
      Are
      you
      going
      for
      it?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Finley:
     
     
      we
      want
      Sons
      of
      Maxwell
      to
      come
      to
     
     
      the
      barn
     
     
      --Panther
      Girls
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      everyone
      who
      loves
      the
      Sons
      of
     
     
      Maxwell:
     
     
      Call
      or
      email
      Finley
      and
      get
      him
      to
     
     
      book
      them
     
     
      --Panther
      Girls
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PP:
     
     
      Are
      you
      lonesome
      tonight?
     
     
      --
      EP
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PANTHER
      PRINTS
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      T:
     
     
      Hey
      Student
      Union
      babe!
      Thanks
      again
     
     
      for
      the
      plane
      ride.
      It
      seems
      we
      made
      a
      differ-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ence
     
     
      -C.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Tina
      the
      Tiger:
      ;
     
    

    
     
      Should
      I
      be
      telling
      someone
      to
      be
     
     
      scared
      of
      competition?
      Word
      is
      out
      that
      you
     
     
      might
      be
      falling
      for
      someone
      in
      a
      red
      spandex
     
     
      dress.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      --
      SCE
     
     
      Jodi:
     
     
      When
      I
      first
      saw
      your
      smile;
      My
      heart
     
     
      flew
      to
      the
      sky
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Now
      that
      I’ve
      met
      you;
      I'll
      love
      you
      till
     
     
      I
      die
     
    

    
     
      Please
      keep
      your
      beautiful
      looks
      and
     
     
      dark
      hair
     
    

    
     
      For
      as
      long
      as
      I
      see
      you;
      I'll
      always
      be
     
     
      there
     
    

    
     
      Love,
     
     
      --
      a
      Secret
      Envying
      Admirer
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Girls
      in
      the
      office:
     
     
      Wouldn’t
      you
      like
      to
      know.
      .
      .
      the
      true
     
     
      Scotsman
      way,
      no
      less
     
     
      --
      Braveheart
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Clark:
     
    

    
     
      Well,
      well,
      well.
      You
      forgot
      to
      put
     
     
      your
      glasses
      on
      yesterday,
      and
      I
      noticed
      that
     
     
      you
      have
      an
      uncanny
      resemblance
      to
      someone
     
     
      who
      likes
      wearing
      a
      cape
      and
      blue
      tights.
      Is
     
     
      there
      something
      you’d
      like
      to
      tell
      me?
     
    

    
     
      --
      Lois
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      Kitty:
     
     
      I
      want
      to
      hear
      you
      purr,
      so
      lets
      get
      rid
      of
     
     
      the
      rat
      and
      get
      your
      whiskers
      wet.
     
     
      --
      Roy
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Mone:
     
    

    
     
      My
      mom
      thought
      you
      were
      a
      great
     
     
      speaker.
      I
      may
      ask
      you
      to
      do
      the
      same
      some
     
     
      day.
     
    

    
     
      --
      Easter
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Richie:
     
     
      Japan?
      Japan!
      We
      need
      to
      have
      a
      chat.
     
     
      Mario
      T.
      is
      doing
      a
      great
      job,
      eh!
      I
      saw
      the
     
     
      new
      forum.
     
     
      --
      Colleen
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thumper:
     
     
      We
      need
      a
      treat.
      How
      about
      a
      romantic
     
     
      candle-light
      picnic?
      Your
      place
      or
      mine?
     
     
      K
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      7
     
    
   
   
    
     
      oroscopes
     
     
      by
      Zork
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (March
      21-April
      20)
     
     
      Re-evaluate
      your
      decisions.
      Life
      is
      short
      so
      take
      advantage
      of
      what
      you
      have
     
     
      and
      be
      happy
      now.
      The
      future
      can
      wait
      until
      next
      week.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (April
      21-May
      21)
     
     
      Say
      ‘‘yes’’
      to
      any
      proposals
      you
      receive
      this
      week.
      It
      will
      do
      wonders
      for
     
     
      your
      social
      and
      economic
      status.
      Beware
      of
      deals
      involving
      leather.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (May
      22-June
      21)
     
     
      Pick
      up
      all
      the
      lucky
      pennies
      you
      see
      this
      week;
      you
      are
      going
      to
      need
      all
      the
     
     
      luck
      you
      can
      get.
      Picture
      a
      week
      of
      Mondays.
      Hide
      under
      your
      bed
      and
      tell
     
     
      your
      profs
      you
      cannot
      come
      to
      class
      due
      to
      the
      unfortunate
      death
      of
      your
     
     
      goldfish.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (June
      22
      -July
      22)
     
     
      You
      will
      experience
      a
      week
      of
      unexpected
      freedom.
      Make
      the
      best
      of
      it!
     
     
      Throw
      a
      pajama
      party
      --
      PJs
      optional.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (July
      23-Aug
      23)
     
     
      Ask
      that
      sexy
      Aries
      out.
      Even
      though
      this
      may
      not
      develop
      into
      a
      long
     
     
      lasting
      relationship,
      you
      will
      have
      fun
      times
      together.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (August
      24-September
      23)
     
     
      Tell
      your
      favourite
      Sagittarian
      that
      you
      appreciate
      them.
      It
      will
      brighten
     
     
      their
      day,
      and
      it
      may
      get
      you
      a
      date.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (September
      24-October
      23)
     
     
      This
      week
      you
      should
      get
      out
      and
      have
      fun.
      Listen
      to
      your
      heart,
      not
      your
     
     
      sense
      of
      responsibility.
      Your
      friends
      know
      what
      they
      are
      talking
      about.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (October
      24-November
      23)
     
     
      This
      would
      be
      a
      good
      week
      to
      start
      seeing
      a
      psychiatrist.
      And
      that
      does
      not
     
     
      mean
      that
      really
      cute
      girl
      in
      your
      psych
      class.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SAGITTARIUS
      (November
      24-December
      21)
      _
     
     
      Have
      people
      been
      smiling
      at
      you
      lately?
      They
      are
      either
      responding
      to
      your
     
     
      cheery
      disposition,
      or
      checking
      out
      your
      funky
      new
      outfit.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (December
      22-January
      20)
     
     
      Keep
      looking
      for
      new
      horizons;
      change
      is
      right
      around
      the
      corner.
      Buy
      extra
     
     
      underwear.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (January
      21-February
      19)
     
     
      You
      will
      ace
      that
      upcoming
      test,
      the
      business
      office
      will
      accidentally
      erase
     
     
      your
      outstanding
      debts,
      and
      that
      brunette
      you
      have
      been
      eyeing
      will
      say
     
     
      “tyes!”’
      In
      other
      words,
      this
      will
      be
      a
      week
      to
      remember,
      so
      take
      advantage
     
     
      of
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (February
      20-March
      20)
      :
     
     
      You
      will
      find
      yourself
      swimming
      uphill
      this
      week.
      Find
      a
      friend
      with
      a
      set
     
     
      of
      flippers
      and
      a
      snorkel.