PAGE TWO TRY IT YIIIIBSELF tllousnlns sis-mall HEALTH Ill “fIllllI-A-IIVES” Uni"..- ', _ Reggie: It was a moment of M. ‘LFHONS: COOL rlrrible confusion, Miss Sharp, and 0st my head. "Big" person guflqriug fmfi Mlss Sharpe: when do you ex- Ccnnl Ion or indigestion should ==t to set it back. Mr- Sear? hits '-a-tivea" and I am posit» ive that they will soon feel in the bed of health. As for myself, I have tried nearly every other kind of remedy and have come to the conclusion that “FYuit-a-tives“ is Mr. Alphonse Cool, 2922 Lafonllne Street, Montreal." Because “hruit-a-tives" is a gen- uine fruit medicine made from fruit iuicel, intensified and combined with touiu — it corrects constipation, atomic‘. kidney and bladder-troubles, In a natural way. and purifies the blood, No other remedy can be the same as “Pruit-s-tives." 25c. and 50c. a box e—. at dealers everywhere. AIN'T lT S07 here was a young plumber named Jules {ho never forgot any tools, It caused little surprise When the uhioh out wire -. got fired for breaking the rules. Iver Black l‘ 0X ill-zalpany, Limited "And the voluntary winding up Act" lvotice is hereby given that a special general meetlng of Share- noiocrs of the Mount Herbert Silver Black Fox Company, Limited will be held at the home of Leonard Wood. Southport. on Friday the seventeenthoay of September A. D. professor; Mr, smith, have you 1926 at the hour of four o'clock in - Chaucer? ' the afternoon for the purpose of Student: Professor, l don't use considering and passing on finan- obacco in any form. clal statements. accounts and rc- ports of Directors and Officers and for the purpose of passing a resolu- tlon requiring that the Company be wound up under the provisions "Of the Winding up Act" and for the pul-pogg of appointing Liquidators for such winding up and "W 95V‘ _ with au aggrieved alr. staring across the flowers and cand- The Red Lamp Mary Roberts Rhlnehcart Introduction to the Journal of William A. Porter, A. B.. M. A, Ph. D.. Lltt. D.. etc. June 30, 1924. A few weeks ago, at a dinner, a discussion arose as to the unfinish- od dramas recorded In the daily press. The argument was, If I re- member correctly, that. they glve "l3 the bfislnnlng of many stories. and the endings of as many more. But that what followed those be- gluulugs, or preceded those end- lllgs. was seldom or never told. ll. was Pettlnglll, of all persons, who turned the attention of the table to me. “Take the: curious case of‘ yours. Porter." he said. "Not yours. 0f course. but near your summer place lwo years ago. What hap- pened there? Grace and 1 used l0 sit up all night to see who would get the morning paper first; then; -lt quit. on us. That's all. Quit on us." He surveyed the table Helena Lear glanced across at me maliciously. . "Do fell us, Wlllle," she said. She 1.; the only person in the world who calla me Willie. “And give us all the horrible details. You know, I have always had a. sneaking be~ llelf} that you did the things your- se l" Under cover of the laugh that was sitting erect and unsmillng. her face drained of all its color. les lulo the sembdarkuese above the buffet. As though she saw something. I do not know, Inever shall‘ know, probably. 1 new little Pet- tinglll watching her unobtrusively, and following her eyes to the space over the buffet behind me. but I lllll not turn around. Possibly lt was only the memories aroused by that frivolous conversation which made me feel, fora moment, that there was a cold wind eddylng be- hlml my back . , lt occurred to me then that many 1ous dignity and served divers pur- other, lluuul reunions or old boys, , _ June of the year before the Journ- small addition to my account In the “em up‘ lglanced ‘n my Wlle- 5m’ al takes up the narrative, presum- savings bunk. a volunle or two of man and a scholar. an essential sol- the Cavalier Poets and perhaps THE CHARLOTPETOWN GUARDIAN luuudry u uoudeucrlot room orlsb Commencement Week ls over at ally bullr as a sun room W1 Illll last, thank heaven, and with no Contflllllllt "l8 Sllll "W! °l1 m9 more than the usual casualltlee. Wltlls- Defeated at the ball game. 9-6. In later years the Sllll "Wm. lllll Lear down with ptomalne, result so called, bad fallen from its prov- o; bud log-cream somewhere or WBBB- lu my Uncle H0111“? with porters staggering under the time old Thomas. the gardener, us~ gullcgges, which seem to grow ed it on occasion as a potting room. heal-lol- euol; your, And on wet days washing was hung yevol-rheloss, the val-y old 'uus up in It to dry. But it remained ulwuys glYe mo u lulup lu mo the "gun room." uud so flsuroo l“ throat, and I fancy there was a cou- llllfi llflffflllve- slderable amount of globus hysteri- In the re-bulldlng considerable c“ m luo qlggg u; '70 murouod Judgment had been ulwwu. and the onto the Fled on Class Day. On- broad white structure. with its col- Iy eight of ‘them this year, Uncle onial columns to the roof. makes a. Horn-o being missing. Poor old handsome appearance from the bay. boy: It stands on a slight rise. facing which reminds me that Jane the water, and its lawn extends to luougln 5p.) suw mm wllu [he om. the edge of the salt marsh which ere us they marched lu, wonder. divides it from the sea. ful woman, Jane! No imagina- Thls is Twin Hollows. A place tlon ordinarily, meticulous mind restful and beautiful to the eye; a and only a falut sense of humor. gentleman's home, with its lark- Yet she drags poor old Horace out spurs and zlnnias, its roses and its or uls year-old grave and marches sun-dial, its broad terrace. Ila great lllm unto the Field, and then be- sheltered porch and its old panoll- comes slightly eulky with me when lug, Some lovely woman should I laugh! sweep down its wide polished stalr- "I told you to bring your glass. case. or armed with basket and es, my dear," I said. shears, should cut roses In the "llow many mou are lu lllul garden with its sun-dlal—tbat sun- group?” she demanded tensely. dial where I stood the night the “Eight. Arid for heaven's sake bell clauged. But l: stands idle. lower your voice." It. will. B0 lOIlB 11S I llve, alwayfl "l see nine, William." slle said stand Idle. quietly. And Whiéu- she stood up Of my Uncle Horace. W110 615° to take her usual snaplshots of the figures largely in 1118 Jfillfllfll. ll Alumni procession she was tremb- few words are necessary. He llug_ ‘ was born in 1848, and graduated A curious woman, Jane. . . . from this University with the class so another year is over, and of '70. He had died suddenly ill wllut have I to show for It’! A ably of cardiac asthma. from which (his uneventful diary. some lluu- lle had long suffered. A E8lllle~ dreds of men who perhaps know Itary, there had been no real lu- not, and some few who have now tllnacy between us. Once in awhile an inkling that English literature I passed a week-end In the vflllll- dld of begin with Shakespeare. try with him, and until the sum- What have I to look forward to? mer of the narrative. my Chief Three months of uneventful sum- memory of hlln llad been of a merillg, perhaps at, Twin Hollows rather small and truculent elderly —if Lurklu ever géts the estate gentlemen. with the dry sharp settled-and lhen- the old round cough of the heart. sufferer, pacing again. Milton and Drydou and the terrace beneath my window at Pope. Addison and Svvrlft. night lu the endless search of the “Mr. Sims, have you any file-u. asthmatic for alr. and smoking for who wrote the Ancient. hfarlner? relief some particular obnoxious 0r have you by chance ever heard brand of herbal cigarette. of the Auclenthfarlner?" Until the summer of the narra- "Woodswortb, I believe sir," people throughout the country had been intensely interested in ourl Oakvllle dramfi, and had been left} with that same irritating sense of non-completion. But not only that.‘ At least three of the wometl had heard me make that absurd state- ment. of mine. relative to the circle enclosing a triangle. There were more than Helena Lear. undoubt- edly, who had remembered It when, early in July, the newspapers ‘had announced the finding of that dla- bolical symbol along with the bod- les of the slain sheep. It seemed to me that It might be a duty I owed fo myself as well as to the University, to clarify the matter. to complete the incomplete; to present to them the entire story wlh its amazing climax, and in ef- fect to say to them and to the world at large: “This ‘ls what happened. As. you see, the problem ls solved, and! ve- . . Yet I am not so much discontent. Ever since I Iiave been consldor- ed as afraid of sinking Into a. leth- lng the making public of the Jour- argy of smug lconoclasm. It is nal. I have been asking myself this bad for the soul to cease to expect questlomos one which will undoubt- grapes of a thistle, for the next edly be asked when the book is stage is to be "old and Ia. cynic; a published: What effect have the carrion crow." like the old man in events of that summer had on my Prince Otto, with rotten eggs the previous convictions? burden of my sogg. ll lleve that death Is but a vell, and little rut ls comfortable; so long and then, as through a. glass, ace body has conformed. I [it my darkly? easy chair beside by reading lamp; I can only answer that as time my thumbs are broadened with has gone on I find they have exert- much holding of books, l depend ed no permanent effect whatever. I on my tea. am sllll profoundly agnostic. My Yesterday, calling on Lear, I wife and I have emerged from it. runs-t have voiced my uneasiness, I imagine, as one emerges from a. for he at. once suggested a hobby. seance room whero the phenomena His bed was littered with mutilat- have been particularly puzzling; ed envelopes. . that ls. bewildered and half couvlu- “Nothing like It." he said. "It'd ced for the moment. but without the safety valve of middle llfe, and any change Ill our fundamental ln- the solace of age." Have I changed? Do I now be- Yet ivbat. is it that I want’! My l’, ‘The that through that vell we may now have I lain in it that nOW my very 953L533 FOR QUEEN?» KING'S COUNTIES Charlottetown, P. E. I. EGG LAYING CONTEST. 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Mtmuonuu-sulctc WILL suttn ‘nun Mrs. F. llallillays pelt of Logllorns No, {l is niulh, with ll- Ing of conseqllelltlflli dlfflllmls- here l“ ym" lmswe" Bl"- ll° not credullty. “I'm not quite sure I want a safe Notes on the P. E. Island Egg Barred ltocks is fourth, with 156i! 14,4 points (1712 GEE"); llllll ll‘- Dated this 27th day o.‘ Aucust A- bl““‘° me "m" “ml ‘here l“ l°"“‘l The mm. ls‘ that lf these tblngfllty valve.” I said, and 1 fancied he Laying contest, ending Aug- llmillls 11571 eggs); .\lr. Harry (‘llfftlftl .\l('l‘]\\'l?ll'!<l Ilurrcd Roclu D. 192$ at; igglkuovvgn faclor In the gqllltllllg? be, ‘they are too great for our hunr looked at me suspiciously. ust 21, 1926. lliydes pen of Hui-red Rocks la ;tl'e'1t)th, with 1375.7 points (1454 By order o‘ the Directorg illm] “glut flvlllgunllitllflltflficlill! glerléuln comprehension; the revolution A hobby! Shall I gather Postage _ < fifth, with 15122.2 points (y1~l_07 e385). m‘! UNCQLN WQQD, ~ woufd ‘lave been no solduon demanded III ourqldeasAolll the lllal- stamps, vand lntlulro of a letter not During the week lllr. Aylnlon Bos- sill-IS): llvfr. G. 1v. flonnors. “brltc Tllore war-ill gill“ °l ‘lllelthlilgng 1m secretary“ can Show you me X‘ I have ‘med verse Ill; iloo [has c.’ all , aslmt 0 frgln "WIIOIII it comes, I but from wells llcluof \\ hito '\\ Yvlllllblletl‘Iflffllflflln" are tllX-lll, with 1'.».IJ dill-lug tilt‘. llltiels'qlllttlll‘g lumlnum. 1584_8_28_2l OLD STORV To Hm ‘L But I cannot explain u, Jolunola hw ll s 141M130‘ allgerhafte er;a.k (grullldopit Janet; camera. that were 2nd lust.‘ wcclnqletl their}: Ill?" (1.7? eggs). lllr. Tulnullzle week, 1t tvuta to!‘ rot.“ l“ “i8 “l cannot understand how he Is As will be seem] have taken that; “v31 anguzfiifeliled“ acnii ‘Eli; are Sgfiam e90“; golpugtlalfifimggegffijlg- fall}ti?[FllggaxlllgrglovaiztHfeetfiih;v \'vli)lllhlllz.,7 filmglln, Illzillfqdrg, ‘Q31,’ be}; ilfnififsnl: 30L b:i,','g",.eéelve,l "W"? l° l” ma" 9"“ "w" “MU” °l my ‘lmmlal “lemllng haunted houses" I have written things" 0r go as Lear finally to..." “Iltll with 4776mm?» (fill Mm ldrfiml“ lllillutylsles ‘lllllllebilel-I" for ‘film ‘l‘l"6>:’7 contest. Allyllll" "hm h" real ‘weelhnll l‘ m“ °' lmm ‘llllle 16th’ 1922- 1° 599mm‘ somewhere lu the Journal. And suggested n-flslllllig” la It to be my e lyntbs Fxperimeutul Station's llurlit we eighth with '14"3" wlclliur wlfioriil should write tollle 1 “W” “ml “l” “d” ‘way “M” h’ b" 10m °l ‘he 5mm” Ye“- Eemre If thoughts are entitles which nluyl greatest odveuturelto. pull a flab g? o‘ wl it: le horn N0 1 was points 119°‘) emil- ll ~ 1r “wit q crilitlvullcnt of the Evlu-rimeul- In Charlottetown ’°.’.§,"’°“"' h l "d, u,“ ‘on ]tha£"!pe51od'bandanarlnltlsmere'limpress themselves on their Sllf-lout of the water and wutcll it gfd ulitb 14?’. 1A Ifilllllafll-lhlfil-IKSY ulentul Sllzillioulsxb’ lieu ‘lfllllltltezllllvlsllulil-lu 4 ou see e s u o 1 eco o n- . , ’ _ ‘ J . '. * ' For Rem . ' l%.l..l"'l.':.l':::. l°ilifiihilil ’“..’.'.Zi...".’.§2‘2'l.."’l‘l. iil".‘l“l’“..'.’f"tlll "what d° y” ""3"?" “L “m” m“ Pepys l ha" use“ l‘ my ronvlctlorl; at the time that lllel "Greatest reel lll the world for o ma) “as 1' “I l V p“ a The Premises onooalle Royal "He was once a bmbll" PW" as 1 reflervolr lulu whlch to vollrlsoluzlou of our crimes had been the brain" Lear said "Fishing." gg ' ~ - . 55"" "'3' mm" °l Que” struf “d “l,” used him jun as a pmch much °l Eh“ resume whlch Temalnsflacllltated by assistance from some “I'm not sure I vvuut a. rest for rpghiiogglfiggmgglaglitulgéllrl: ‘x12; Wflt-‘illllllfl $l°"°v dwfllmg “d u“ "me" l“ a ma“ 5 llllllll m" and film” U“ unseen source? And that. having my brain," I protested. "I dare sill: contest to flute. with 231:3 ‘mints Business Stand 1'0 JCHEREDOURG i ‘SOUTHAMPTON ORCA oc-r. 1s onto NOV. 1 ORCA NOV. 15 EAWPACKETYIOHPAIJY HALIFAX. N- 5- ) "Div Cbmflrlkoufe" ‘ ~ ' ._ VTQ EURQPE v or g. o- 4-... o» cl n. a lMPERl/tl. l707-9-3-7l. FARM FUR slll, I ofler for sslo my farm situated st Springfield; containing 100 acres u.‘ land wlltils l0 chain frontlfl bol and never falling streams of water - -."¢ a" "WW "fillw" Th“ l“ °"° ' “we he 5”“ m" “ell ‘llly- Raul‘ achieved its purpose. this force what Iueed is u complete change- (e18 ezgu)" Mr Ilarold Laird"; MacDonald d. MacPhee, Barristers, days, and used not. to insure the Bu, I 3am“ that more than ma,’ prospect of my three "lambs. New he“ N0‘ w is third with an’? else that taste for writing which cold hweat, from o dream In which beetle Jock found on. the kitchen egg“, “m, M_ Joseph Cumin,“ l wlll sell for Mrs. W. J. O'Brien literature. and I will BMW you a am. looking out into the hnll at a danger threatens, or discomfort, red Rocks 16ml {b9 contest to lhlc ~ . when’ confining o, Bedmom, p“. A MODEST REQUEST necessity of earning our. daily be there. But was there. (TO BE CONTINUED.) 50 eggs), the Expeflmnutal SW n first class condition. b _ _ , _ . _ or Dryden or Pope as those who, Ilut time g085 by. and still we do ....<..... .... McNcIl ........... ~ ...... Improved Condition of Foxes to new bottles. We rend papers 0f 75 acres of land situated ltl And ao-thls Journal. Much the oloro, Apply to a friend. secure against betray- Liberall ery; now and again I have round- y which culminated so dramatically Of this house Itself. since It. flg- runnlng serous centre of farm. House and outbuildings In good re- t. Shosbtcids extended from the term“ toward "l i"! best “"9"” slam“ l" the er “lore fully detallad‘ l°°' 3m“ I forthwith departed from us” I “Well try Dtolnaltle" lie said drl- .' -, - . ' ' ' B lR-kh N.143'.2d. t. ty near market and main stieet keep it In shorthand, an accom do no, know 1y, and with that I went away. wti\(l‘;8§28’:(.polnt2u(19% eggs? “n”. vvlley Building. llrlwcy °f “l” ‘nary llsell’ “ltlmllgll during the recent editing of this llou has gone lo my hood gome- _ Lll-S-Sl-tls. l Illlllll my llelll‘ WllB 5° llellews- Journal for publication, l have what, Aull I dare say too that I mligfi?s(l13l1re§g'i:gék exists lu all of us whose business 1am once more “finding h, we den no I t i m Th,“ is wlmng l E ll h lll l _ ' , °r "5 “g ,' ' _ ael's Barred Rock hen No. 188 is s u; s era ure of the house at Twirl Hollows, the Qngugh to leave my snug spot be imm‘ Wm] 211's points (181 eggs). at her residence. 75 Cumbrrlilld man thwarted. For it ls our llll- dim figure standing at the foot Oflgml then all for scurrying back. , . -_, _ _ Street, on Tuesday. September 7th lversal. hidden convlctlou that We the staircase. ' a-tremble. into uuexcltlng security gatelleltliolllgoggltlil: Qlfillleuiilgfioxllé y lor, Dlningroom and Kitchen Furnl- Eel: Oh. Mr. Fish. lend u! your bread. We start lu an writers. (Slgned) WIIILIAM A POIRTDR. ______,>i . , turc, also 1 Star Touring Car, all scales, we want to weigh the new only temporarily side-tracked. Juno 16th. MInn-rq-l Llnhm,“ h, Dgmlmg, Illa: Qthllredll allltgvllltlig~gllgfillgltlzillillrqzygl J. A. McDONALD. A t‘ r. “c Ion" I seeking the beauties of the conu- . _ _‘ _ . try, must travel through a business F s d d u not write. We flnd, as llfe goes y i on, that all the great thoughts have already been recorded; that there is not much to say that has liwyelllng House new. good barn. °* one acre land at Mlllvlew; Great U") Mrl- Rlllle" Mullllw- u "m We find a vicarious consolation 1so3-3-3o-7l y lu turning out, now and then, n ' mhnfi cqgpflll man who ls not dauntad by tradl- before small and critical societies. And we sometimes keep Journals. Vork seven miles from Charlotte-l Tomlin} 0lltld°-_"u, same as when, under stress of vlo- town: V, mlle from school. lBNMVlmlll" lent excitement. or In the peaceful g, w, W531‘ " . an.“ al. Here and there I have detail- York. . ‘ pa“! w ed more fully conversations which ed a sentence. lBut In the main It remains as It was, the daily bist- on the night of September 10th In the panel-led room of the main urea so largely lu the narrative. a few words should be said. The ollr. This Is one of tho but farmoandgoclhting, the B“ through m ‘he w", “d . ln tho boot farming district In the of-door lgr.t:;°m'h°hrm thfl the drive’ the plum“ do“ and the ‘ . y _ “fly l" llleP°°l°ll °" appll°atl°" l° llllshmelll acqlllled l" m? “llldelll The X remains unsolved. But Idare say Lear ls right. The Everett Rowan-s whlm Lpgllol-u but lo enable me- frankly. l9 9X97’ wakefled a; lllgllt Qovgrel] wltll a am much 11kg 1116 Solitary wator- is fourth. Wm‘ 212a,.’ pom“ (219 éiltlllflll SALE » ____ Show ms any map who tcechofl red lamp lighted behind me. and hind the warm pipes of life uutll Mn Harem Lnmrs pen or Bu,“ a; 1 u. m, sharp, all her household too could write, were it not. for the A llguro wlllcl, could not pqgglbly agalm are second’ Wm‘ 1636.6 pom“ (In abyl , "Some day-J’ we any to ourselves, and g0 to our daily task of Milton 1703-93-41. thoroughfare to get. there. not been already aald. And, be- _ I cause we are always staring at the stand for any tradeeman. Apply to . stars, we learn the shortness of >_— ‘ tlou, and who puts his old wlue In- FARM Hm autos: ller aqua» - u - v» church, railroad station and general r interludes. I went to it as one zoos s have seemed to bear on the myst- ory of that strange series of events house at Twin Hollows. . . . maln portion of It, the hall which province. WIII be sold with or wtth- medicine large library lg front of It are very Mignon Morn, o t ro to lult purchaser. For lflllllmWm‘l'§-”“""'P*n" l,l_ 1~ lul ll ,1 ll, . P rgnllorznnloulsn all. whom or lllllondihvfl 1°Mz°-$"*:"l°-k ‘tales, hall beznporsildlednacrbslaevllle 1 _, Its L71"! “lulu” ‘gun’ ball b ome Ion forgo on bulld- -. yo N - COTTON. l5 l‘ ' "mud" or a dllnlng roomlopposla the llb- .-- -<'.' .. x \ ll irtn, oharlotte . P- l-I- .l#l=rl - IMERI