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     THE 
     
    
   
   
    
     ENGINEER'S 
     
    
   
   
    
     BI-WEEKLY 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     This page is humour for the sake of humour. 
     
     neccessac‘ly be opinions at all. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Any fools who take this page seriously 
     
    
   
   
    
     The opinions expressed here ace not neccessarily the opinions of The Gem oc the Engineering Society and aay not - 
     
     and offend themselves should start trying to develop a sens® of humour. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     the Engineer Says: 
     
    
   
   
    
     One Fine Thursday at Mar- 
     
     ion Hall... 
     
    
   
   
    
     They scattered everywhere, 
     
     like rodents before the flood. 
     
     Suddenly the hall became dark 
     
     as two great bodies eclipsed 
     
     the light. One poor soul, 
     
     bouncing off the walls like a 
     
     diabetic rubber ball on Smar- 
     
    
   
   
    
     We Salute The Bios 
     
    
   
   
    
     We here at the View From 
     
     The Top would like to salute 
     
     those few brave, proud indi- 
     
     viduals who can take a joke. 
     
     We refer, of course, to the Bios. 
     
    
   
   
    
     We have abused the Bios on 
     
     our page for years and years 
     
     and have never heard them get 
     
     truly upset at us yet. Bios have 
     
     enought self confidence, it 
     
     seems, to be able to laugh at 
     
     themselves. They realize that, 
     
     although they are not engin- 
     
     ecrs, they can still lead mean- 
     
     ingful lives. 
     
    
   
   
    
     So what’s wrong with the 
     
     rest of you? 
     
    
   
   
    
     A Freshman Engineer 
     
    
   
   
    
     ties, was trapped. All the doors 
     
     were locked and barred. To 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘them he was yelling, “Call 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bull, and Tank, and Jim Bob 
     
     Billy, and tell them to bring 
     
     their hockey sticks! Help!!” 
     
    
   
   
    
     The intruders stepped for- 
     
     ward and picked the unfortu- 
     
     nate one off the ground by his 
     
     neck. 
     
    
   
   
    
     “QGrrrrrr”, said the one known 
     
     as “The Rock”. 
     
    
   
   
    
     “He says, ‘We’re from F.F.F. 
     
     and we want our banners 
     
     back!””, translated the one who 
     
     turned out to be the “Iceman”. 
     
    
   
   
    
     “Ho-Honest, i-i-it was all-l-l 
     
     in f-fun. W-We didn’t d-do it! I 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     don’t know w-w-wh-wha-what 
     
     you're t-talking about about.” 
     
    
   
   
    
     “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr”’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     “He says, ‘We want them 
     
     back and it better be some fast 
     
     or you’re going to lose circula- 
     
     tion to your brain!’” 
     
    
   
   
    
     “T-T’ll s-see what I-I-I can 
     
     do.” 
     
    
   
   
    
     With this stern warning 
     
     firmly implanted inthe hearts 
     
     and minds of the residents, the 
     
     men (nay, beasts) departed as 
     
     mysteriously as they had come. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The moral of this true story 
     
     is: Marion has two Pinheads, 
     
     Engineers have zero. 
     
    
   
   
    
     -—BIO-DEGRADABLES 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bio Club Sandwich 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     C ROSS WORD 
     
    
   
   
    
     ACROSS: 
     
    

    
     2) Number of people in the group of SEVEN. 
     
     3) The second month in a leap year. 
     
    

    
     5) The 1.Q. of an Artsy. (Be truthful, now) 
     
    

    
     6) The Pope’s Wife. 
     
    

    
     8) What a ROPE ladder is made of. 
     
    
   
   
    
     DOWN: 
     
    

    
     1) GEORGE Washington’s first name. 
     
     3) The second month in a non-leap year. 
     
     4) Chuck YEAGER’s maiden name. 
     
    

    
     5) How do you spell IDIOT? 
     
    

    
     7) The direction NORTH points. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ANSWERS: ACROSS: 2) Seven 3) February 
     
     5) ten (you lied, Artsy) 8) rope 
     
     DOWN: 1)George 3) February 4) Yeager 
     
    
   
   
    
     5)IDIOT  7)north 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Making of an Third Year Engineer 
     
    
   
   
    
     After Shock Treatment 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     And extensive Chemotherapy 
     
    
   
   
    
     Becomes one of The Few, 
     
     The Proud, 
     
     The Third Year Engineers. 
     
    
   
   
    
     And Physical Therapy 
     
     Ke ot ies —f 
     
    
   
   
    
     RES( DENCE 
     
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