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      How
      Young
      is
      too
      Young?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Diana
      Love
      -
      3rd
      Year
      Anthropology
     
     
      “The
      rule
      is
      half
      your
      age
      +7,
      but
      I
      Craig
      Macginnis
      -
      3rd
      Year
      Math
      Errol
      Richardson
      -
      3rd
      Year
     
    
   
   
    
     
      would
      never
      date
      anyone
      younger
      than
      “How
      old
      is
      your
      sister
      again?”
      “Crawling.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      9999
     
    
   
   
    
     
      me...or
      even
      really
      my
      own
      age.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Katrina
      Aboulisk
      -
      1st
      Year
      Kristi
      Kelly
      -
      4th
      Year
      Business
      Zack
      Likely
      -
      3rd
      Year
      Math
     
     
      “Four
      years
      younger.”
      “Older
      the
      better...except
      not
      too
      old.”
      “If
      there’s
      grass
      on
      the
      field,
      play
      ball.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Zeke
      Ellaz
      -
      Gym
      Employee
     
     
      “Anything
      above
      fourteen.”
     
     
      (We
      were
      later
      informed
      Zeke
      thought
      we
      meant
      in
      gen-
     
     
      eral,
      not
      him
      specifically.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dave
      Foley
      -
      Canadian
      Actor
      and
      Director
     
     
      “The
      man
      above
      me
      is
      absolutely
      vile.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kyle
      Piercey
      -
      3rd
      Year
      History
     
     
      “This
      answer
      is
      too
      embarassing
      to
      print.”
     
     
      (This
      is
      not
      a
      real
      quote)