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      Guide
      for
      the
      week
      ahead
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (FEB
      20-
      MARCH
      20)
     
    

    
     
      Prepare
      yourself
      for
      an
      insatiable
      seven
      days--
     
     
      if
      you
      are
      prepared
      to
      exercise
      caution
      once
      the
     
     
      moment
      calls
      for
      it.
      Keep
      your
      spunky
      initiative
     
     
      above
      water
      and
      head
      for
      higher
      ground.
      Do
      not
     
     
      kick
      any
      handicapped
      puppies
      out
      of
      your
      way--
     
     
      be
      gentle
      and
      maybe
      your
      emotions
      will
      be
     
     
      reciprocated.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MAR
      20-APR
      20)
     
    

    
     
      If
      temptation
      looms
      before
      you,
      yield
      in
      its
     
     
      favor.
      Proverbs
      are
      not.
      always
      correct,
      and
     
     
      sinning
      is
      not
      always
      wrong.
      Pleasure
      that
      con-
     
     
      tinually
      derives
      from
      innocent
      measures
      can
     
     
      become
      irrevocably
      dull.
      Master
      the
      art
      of
     
     
      weighing
      the
      consequences.
      Safety
      is
      a
      vacation
     
     
      spot
      one
      should
      frequent
      on
      occasion,
      not
      a
      safe
     
     
      place
      where
      one
      should
      continually
      exist.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APR
      21-MAY
      21)
     
    

    
     
      The
      sensual
      aspects
      of
      studying
      just
      aren’t
     
     
      doing
      it
      for
      you,
      huh?
      Wise
      bulls
      realize
      when
     
     
      enough
      academia
      is
      enough.
      Go
      out
      and
      obtain
     
     
      extra-curricular
      goals.
      Just
      remember
      that
      wan-
     
     
      dering
      too
      far
      from
      responsibility
      will
      not
      alle-
     
     
      viate
      the
      problem.
      The
      key
      is
      to
      balance
      duty
     
     
      and
      indulgence
      equally.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      22-JUNE
      21)
     
    

    
     
      Things
      may
      appear
      to
      be
      completely
      frazzled
     
     
      this
      week,
      but
      keep
      with
      the
      flow
      and
      the
      next
     
     
      seven
      days
      should
      be
      slightly
      better.
      Remember
     
     
      that
      the
      semester
      is
      almost
      over,
      and
      that
      this
     
     
      summer
      you
      have
      four
      months
      to
      murder
      ten-
     
     
      sion.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      22-JULY
      23)
     
    

    
     
      Try
      to
      crack
      the
      shell
      that
      permeates
      your
     
     
      person.
      Stop
      pouting
      about
      the
      situation
      and
     
     
      purge
      instead.
      People
      have
      vocal
      cords
      for
      a
     
     
      reason--use
      yours
      in
      a
      positive
      manner.
      Re-
     
     
      member
      that
      conversation
      works
      much
      better
     
     
      than
      screaming.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      24-AUG
      23)
     
    

    
     
      Wake
      up
      and
      smell
      the
      cocoa
      puffs,
      babe.
      Other
     
     
      people
      survive
      and
      breathe
      on
      this
      globe--some
     
     
      of
      them
      even
      co-exist
      in
      your
      world.
      Remember
     
     
      to
      take
      other
      perspectives
      into
      consideration,
     
     
      and
      to
      listen
      without
      roaring
      your
      opinion
      into
     
     
      other
      people’s
      faces.
      I.E.,
      be
      a
      companion
      for
     
     
      awhile--not
      a
      guide.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      VIRGO
      (AUG
      24-SEPT
      23)
     
    

    
     
      The
      currency
      situation
      may
      be
      extremely
      stress-
     
     
      ful
      for
      a
      few
      crucial
      moments,
      but
      never
      fear--
     
     
      monetary
      gains
      are
      in
      your
      distant
      future.
      Use
     
     
      up
      as
      much
      luck
      as
      you
      dare.
      Lotto
      tickets
      or
      the
     
     
      6/49
      may
      call
      your
      name,
      and
      this
      week
      you
     
     
      should
      answer
      as
      much
      as
      your
      wallet
      will
     
     
      allow.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT
      24-OCT
      23)
     
    

    
     
      Ever
      hear
      of
      a
      library?
      Maybe
      you
      should
     
     
      frequent
      one
      on
      occasion.
      Stop
      bitching
      about
     
     
      your
      life
      if
      you
      are
      not
      going
      to
      make
      an
      effort
     
     
      to
      alleviate
      the
      problem.
      Reports
      are
      not
      written
     
     
      without
      human
      guidance,
      and
      quizzes
      are
      not
     
     
      mastered
      without
      a
      limited
      amount
      of
      reading.
     
     
      Do
      not
      kid
      yourself
      into
      believing
      in
      your
     
     
      academic
      invincibility.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (OCT
      24-NOV
      22)
     
    

    
     
      Illicit
      prospects
      seem
      extremely
      attractive.
      Do
     
     
      not
      abuse
      the
      clever
      strategies
      of
      romance.
     
     
      Things
      that
      you
      should
      not
      desire
      appear
      too
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      attractive
      to
      ignore.
      Resist
      temptation
      at
      all
     
     
      costs.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (DEC
      22-JAN
      20)
     
    

    
     
      The
      joy
      of
      life
      just
      isn’t
      in
      your
      mindset
      lately,
     
     
      eh?
      Maybe
      you
      should
      take
      a
      vacation
      from
     
     
      your
      stresses
      and
      party
      on
      occasion.
      This
      is
      not
     
     
      to
      say
      that
      you
      should
      ignore
      your
      problems--it
     
     
      merely
      means
      that
      the
      blues
      can
      be
      alleviated
     
     
      with
      some
      help
      from
      a
      pub.
      De-tense
      and
      relax
     
     
      for
      a
      night;
      then
      return
      to
      the
      ol’
      grind
      refreshed
     
     
      and
      more
      prepared
      to
      tackle
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (JAN
      21-FEB
      19)
     
     
      One
      of
      your
      best
      features
      is
      your
      cool
      organiza-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      tional
      skills.
      The
      only
      problem
      is
      that
      life
     
    
   
   
    
     
      cannot
      be
      wrapped
      up
      and
      placed
      on
      a
      shelf.
      Get
     
     
      back
      into
      life,
      even
      if
      it
      can
      get
      messy
      on
     
     
      occasion.
      Everyone
      is
      allowed
      to
      make
      mis-
     
     
      takes--but
      if
      you
      cannot
      accept
      the
      fact
      that
      you
     
     
      are
      not
      perfect,
      then
      your
      whole
      life
      will
      be
      set
     
     
      apart
      from
      the
      rest
      of
      the
      lunatics
      on
      Earth.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      KIRKWOOD
     
     
      MOTEL
     
    
   
   
    
     
      APRIL
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