Five Li Nn es Free returns for another semester 
     
    
   
   
    
     For all of you out there that 
     
     used to submit to us for the free 
     
     classifieds, well they are back. 
     
     You can send in whatever you 
     
     want to say to anyone. We will 
     
     be devoting as much space as we 
     
     need to make room for al] the 
     
     submissions. 
     
    

    
     There are many uses of FLF, 
     
    

    
     “and youcan make full use of them 
     
     by sending in your classified to- 
     
     day. You can sell books, find a 
     
     roommate, sell your car, yourself, 
     
     or just send personal messages to 
     
     other friends on campus. 
     
    

    
     But there are rules to have 
     
    

    
     your submissions printed. All 
     
     classified must have a name and 
     
     phone number where you can be 
     
     contacted if needed be. These 
     
     names and numbers willnot be 
     
     printed. They are for The Gem’s 
     
     legal purposes only, and any- 
     
     thing that does not bear a name 
     
     and phone number will not be 
     
     printed. Also, you cannot use 
     
     full names in any classified, this 
     
     will direct attention to a specific 
     
     person, anything submitted with 
     
     anyone’s full name will not be 
     
     printed, nicknames are OK, as 
     
     are first names and initials. 
     
    
   
   
    
     We hope that this “new/old” 
     
     section can once again be a suc- 
     
     cess, and we can only do that 
     
     with your help, so send in your 
     
     stuff today! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hey N.M., 
     
     Keep your Big Nose and the 
     
    
   
   
    
     rest of the A.N.C. out of our com- 
     
    
   
   
    
     puter center... 
     
     Wally & Wally 
     
    
   
   
    
     Yo, Pete (Peter L.), 
     
     Get off your butt and do some 
     
     work you slacker. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Honest Scholar 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Sgt. Sue, 
     
    

    
     Hey Sarge! Why don’t you get 
     
     some good pics for this rag? 
     
    

    
     a nobody 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Medium is the Message. 
     
    
   
   
    
     R. 
     
    

    
     Dear M.E., 
     
    

    
     Hear any good Meatloaf 
     
     lately? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Both of your friends 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Mar-gar-et, 
     
     Have you had a chance to 
     
     drive your dump truck lately? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mongo, 
     
     Thanks for coming and play- 
     
     ing with us and the hot wax. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The guys from the basement 
     
    
   
   
    
     playroom 
     
    
   
   
    
     To the two first year Vet stu- 
     
     dents who are inseperable: 
     
    
   
   
    
     I hear Newfies HATE Ameri- 
     
     cans!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     To the future plastic surgeon, 
     
    
   
   
    
     I know you love me. I look 
     
     forward to our date this weekend. 
     
     Wear panties... 
     
    
   
   
    
     Wty 
     
    
   
   
    
     happy birthday Cathy G. 
     
     your final legal to do you know 
     
     what. 
     
    
   
   
    
     george 
     
    
   
   
    
     No one has anything to really 
     
     say when it really counts. 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     Submit to Five 
     
     |. Lines Free! 
     
     It’s Free! 
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Dificer Bob says 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Dave with the 626, 
     
    
   
   
    
     I will have my car and you 
     
     won’t. Ha ha ha. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Moi 
     
     To God, 
     
     You are still a silly useless To Freddy Kruger, 
     
     man. You are a moron. 
     
     - Satan Jason 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
        
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
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     Saturday, January 20th 
     
     “Campus Comedy’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     1st: $250 — Cash 
     
     2nd: $100 — Worth Of Prizes © 
     
     3rd: $100 — Worth Of Prizes 
     
    
   
   
    
     In the Panther Lounge 
     
    
   
   
    
     ! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Your Act Together 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     Coming up January 27th “The Satellites” Wet & Dry