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     Warning: This page 
     
     contains material that may 
     
     be offensive to Bios, Mar- 
     
     ian Hallers, and Little Old 
     
     Ladies. 
     
    

    
     Now, for all of you who 
     
     would like to change your 
     
     majors, here is the _ stan- 
     
     dard entrance exams for non- 
     
     engineers. 
     
    

    
     INSTRUCTIONS: Read 
     
     each question carefully. An- 
     
     swer all questions. 
     
    

    
     Time limit-2 Hours 
     
    

    
     Begin immediately. 
     
    

    
     HISTORY: Describe the 
     
     history of the papacy from 
     
     it’s origin to the present day, 
     
     concentrating especially but 
     
     not exclusively on its social, 
     
     political, economic, religious, 
     
     and philosophical impact on 
     
     Europe, Asia, America, and 
     
     Africa. Be brief, concise, and 
     
     specific. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MEDICINE: You have 
     
     been provided with a razor 
     
     blade, a piece of gauze, and 
     
     a bottle of Scotch. Remove 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ture until your work has been 
     
     inspected. You have fifteen 
     
     minutes, 
     
    
   
   
    
     PUBLIC SPEAKING: 
     
     2,500 riot crazed aborigines 
     
     are storming the classroom. 
     
     Calm them. You may use 
     
    
   
   
    
     any ancient language except | 
     
    
   
   
    
     Latin or Greek. 
     
    
   
   
    
     BIOLOGY: Create life. 
     
     Estimate the difference in 
     
     subsequent human culture if 
     
     this form of life had devel- 
     
     oped 500 million years ear- 
     
     lier, with special attention to 
     
     its probably effect on the En- 
     
     glish parlimentary system. 
     
     Prove your thesis. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MUSIC: Write a piano 
     
     concerto. Orchestrate and 
     
     perform it with flute and 
     
     drum. You will find a piano 
     
     under your seat. 
     
    

    
     GENERAL 
     
     KNOWLEDGE: Describe in 
     
     detail. Be objective and spe- 
     
     cific. 
     
    

    
     PSYCHOLOGY: Based 
     
    
   
   
    
     works, evaluate the emo- 
     
     tional stability degree adjust- 
     
     ment and repressed frustra- 
     
     tions of each of the follow- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ing: Alexander the Great, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, 
     
     and Hammurabi. Support 
     
     your evaluation with quota- 
     
     tions from each man’s work. 
     
    

    
     Vit is not necessary to trans- 
     
     late. 
     
    
   
   
    
     SOCIOLOGY: © Es- 
     
     timate the sociological prob- 
     
     lems which might accompany 
     
     the end of the world. Con- 
     
     struct an experiment to test 
     
     your theory. ; 
     
    
   
   
    
     & 
     
     ECONOMICS: Develop 
     
     a realistic plan for the refi- 
     
     ‘nancing of the national debt. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Trace the possible effects of 
     
     your plan in the following ar- 
     
     eas: Cubism, the Donatise 
     
     controversy, the wave theory 
     
     of light. Outline a method 
     
     for preventing these effects. 
     
     Criticize this method from 
     
     all possible points of view. 
     
    
   
   
    
     POLITICAL SCIENCE: 
     
     There is a red phone on the 
     
     desk beside you. Start World 
     
     War III. Report on its socio- 
     
     political effects, if any. 
     
    
   
   
    
     EPSTIMOLOGY: Take 
     
     a position for or against 
     
    
   
   
    
     truth. Prove the validity of 
     
    
   
   
    
     your position. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PHYSICS: Explain the 
     
     nature of matter. Include in 
     
     your answer an evaluation of 
     
     the impact of the develop- 
     
     ment of mathematics of sci- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ence. 
     
     PHILOSOPHY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     thought and estimate its sig- 
     
     nificance. 
     
    
   
   
    
     kind of thought. 
     
    
   
   
    
     EXTRA CREDIT: In 
     
     the time remaining, define 
     
     the Universe and give three 
     
    
   
   
    
     Sketch 
     
     the development of human 
     
    
   
   
    
     Compare with 
     
     the development of any other 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
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