NOTICE
      BOARD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Happy
      Birthday
      Mike,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      From
      ME.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      What
      is
      the
      difference
      between
      a
      Business
      student
     
     
      and
      a
      farmer?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      A
      farmer
      gets
      paid
      for
      shovelling
      @#$%
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      What
      do
      you
      say
      toa
     
     
      person
      who
      has
      an
      Arts
     
     
      degree?
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      "I'll
      have
      a
      burger
      and
      fries
     
     
      please!"
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      What's
      the
      call
      sign
      of
      a
      successful
      engineer?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      "ALL
      ABOARD"
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      HAPPY
      BELATED
      BIRTHDAY
      SPIKE,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TITUS
      HUGOSO!!!
      alli,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WW
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -the
      "SOCIETY".
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Michelle,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Everybody!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Tracy:
     
     
      Have
      fun
      on
      the
      boat?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      Fish.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      What
      do
      you
      calla
      smart
      hockey
      player?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      A
      liar.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      do
      people
      like
      to
      kiss
      other
      people?
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      gunk
      in
      their
      mouthes
      has
      "Impulse'
      '
     
     
      deodorant
      on.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      puh-lease...
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wanted:
      dead
      and
      not
      alive.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1.
      1991
      looney,
      last
      seen
      travelling
      tlre
      country;
     
     
      answers
      to
      the
      name
      of
      Brian.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      found,
      return
      to
      Baie
      Comeau,
      Quebec.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      x
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wanted:
      Dead
      or
      deader,
      for
      you
      to
      make
      a
      trip
      down
     
     
      to
      the
      X-Press
      office
      with
      your
      Noticeboard
      submis-
      —
     
     
      sions
      A.S.A.P.
      )
     
    

    
     
      From
      the
      living
      dead.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      14,
      1991
     
    
   
   
    
     
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