GUIDE
      TO
      THE
      WEEK
      AHEAD
      x
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT.23
      TO
      OCT.22)
      You
      are
      going
      to
      be
     
     
      the
      stereotypical
      social
      butterfly
      for
      this
      week.
      Don’t
     
     
      be
      so
      particular
      this
      week
      and
      things
      will
      be
      fine.
     
     
      Beware
      of
      friends
      who
      want
      to
      borrow
      clothes.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (OCT.23
      TO
      NOV.21)
      Don’t
      be
      so
      par-
     
     
      ticular
      about
      everything.
      Let
      things
      come
      naturally
     
     
      and
      stop
      analyzing
      everyone.
      Some
      things
      happen
      for
     
     
      no
      reason
      and
      human
      beings
      just
      have
      to
      live
      with
      this
     
     
      horrible
      fact
      of
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SAGITTARIUS
      (NOV.22
      TO
      DEC.21)
      Avoid
     
     
      watching
      too
      much
      telly
      this
      week
      because
      things
      may
     
     
      be
      happening
      in
      the
      real
      world
      and
      you’
      II
      miss
      them,
     
     
      babe.
      Concentrate
      on
      your
      love
      life
      this
      week
      (that
      is
     
     
      if
      you
      have
      one--if
      not,
      see
      next
      week’s
      forecast).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (DEC.22
      TOJAN.19)
      Romance
      is
      not
     
     
      lurking
      around
      the
      corner,
      cap.
      What
      you
      have
      to
      do
     
     
      is
      look
      on
      your
      own
      fora
      special
      significant
      other.
     
     
      Who
      knows,
      though--maybe
      the
      dream
      one
      ofa
      life
     
     
      time
      has
      been
      right
      beside
      you
      all
      the
      time.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (JAN.20
      TO
      FEB.18)
      You
      are
      just
      one
     
     
      of
      those
      people
      who
      do
      not
      believe
      in
      the
      concept
      of
     
     
      punctuality.
      Unfortunately,
      this
      is
      ticking
      a
      certain
     
     
      someone
      off.
      Be
      a
      little
      more
      considerate
      this
      week
     
     
      and
      it
      will
      be
      appreciated.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (FEB.19
      TO
      MARCH
      20)
      Work
      your
      little
     
     
      butt
      off
      this
      week
      and
      payback
      time
      will
      approach
     
     
      around
      the
      end
      of
      the
      month.
      Unfortunately,
      this
      is
     
     
      not
      the
      time
      for
      play.
      DO
      NOT,
      I
      repeat,
      DO
      NOT
     
     
      procrastinate
      on
      important
      issues.
      You
      are
     
     
      forwarned,
      so
      take
      heed
      to
      this
      brilliant
      advise.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MARCH
      21
      TO
      APRIL
      19)
      A
      bit
      of
      advise
     
     
      to
      the
      one
      who
      is
      usually
      the
      life
      of
      the
      party:
      too
     
     
      many
      drinks
      at
      too
      many
      parties
      equals
      a
      lot
      of
      gos-
     
     
      sip.
      This
      is
      not
      the
      time
      for
      overindulgence.
      Don’t
     
     
      pig
      out
      on
      liquid
      that
      makes
      you
      talk
      funny.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APRIL
      20
      TO
      MAY
      20)
      This
      is
      not
      the
     
     
      week
      to
      pick
      a
      fight
      (physical
      or
      verbal)
      because
      you
     
     
      will
      not
      likely
      win
      it.
      Be
      as
      casual
      as
      possible
      and
     
     
      try
      not
      to
      make
      an
      ass
      out
      of
      yourself
      on
      Wednesday.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      21
      TO
      JUNE
      20)
      Try
      not
      to
      veg
      to
     
     
      much
      this
      week
      because
      little
      assignments
      creep
      up
     
     
      quickly
      and
      have
      a
      tendency
      to
      punch
      students
      in
      the
     
     
      face.
      Be
      on
      guard
      for
      these
      pesky
      little
      creatures
      ant
     
     
      be
      prepared.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      21
      TO
      JULY
      22)
      No
      one
      likes
      a
     
     
      show
      off,
      and
      even
      though
      people
      do
      not
      have
      many
     
     
      chances
      to
      accuse
      you
      of
      being
      such
      a
      horrendous
     
     
      creature,
      you
      can
      fit
      the
      bill
      on
      occasion.
      Justa
      littl
     
     
      warning
      so
      you
      won’
      t
      be
      hard
      on
      the
      head--no
      pay-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ment
      necessary.
      MW
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      23
      TO
      AUG.22)
      Yo,
      Leo:
      don’t
      be
      so
     
     
      status-conscious.
      Yourconfidence
      is
      waning
      this
     
     
      week,
      but
      you
      shouldn’t
      worry,
      you'll
      be
      back
      to
      yo!
     
     
      ol’self
      by
      mid-week.
      Try
      not
      to
      spend
      so
      much
      $$
      c
     
     
      frivolous
      things.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (AUG.23
      TO
      SEPT.22)
      There
      mightbea
      _
     
     
      little
      bit
      on
      conflict
      on
      the
      homefront
      this
      week
      but
      -
     
     
      stand
      your
      ground
      and
      be
      firm.
      Stop
      dreaming
      so
      ~
     
     
      much
      and
      head
      back
      to
      reality--
      itisn’tsuchabad
      —
     
     
      place
      after
      all.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      October
      24,
      1991