IAMMY JAY PLAYI A JOKE t jokes to cause another iriglit. The would-be asnart take keen delight. -Petar Rabbit. Peter Rabbit and Mrs. Peter Contract Bridge ly Josephine Culbertson OLEAB CASE FOR THROW-IN South lost his game contract h the hand below by uverlooltingt the marked opportunity for s throw-in play. Weatdeaiat. Ed-West vskierlbk. .1856 vs: 9143 gets: gas: 693 gross N vs on W E OAKQ .x.uo S 10815 1 4.643 gi(Qilt't QAKQIOII .9 G59 Thehlddlng: West. North East South Flu Pass 39 4' Dblo. Paaa Pass Plus it isn't often that a vulnerable player can afford to preempt against non-vulnerable opponents. but East acted correctly in doing just that. with his long diamonds and general defensive weakness. West, opening against the four- heart contract, naturally selected his top diamond. and East con- tinued the suit. As it happened. a shift to clubs at Trick 2 would have been a very good defensive idea. but h was difficult for East to know axactly what line the de- lense should take. South ruffed the second dia- mond and laid down the ace and king of tsumps. He was disap- pointed but not surprised when East showed out. and, seeing no reason to let West keep two trumps. South went ahead with the trump queen and then led the king of spades. West won. cashed the high trump and exited with a spade. and Smith eventually had no eoneede a club kick is West. lot down one. ' Under most circumstances louth would have been right to cash his three top trumps. leav- ing West with only the master trump. but in this case that move was very wrong. Observe the vast difference if. after leading only two high trumps. South had knocked out the spade ace. West would exit with a spade. but his safety would be short-lived, for now Smith would cash his trump queen. then lead spadr-s until West ruffed in. If West declined to rtiff Pagall sinauudi-.n numhy, March 31, 19351 i tempted. and the temptation was more than he could moist. Sammyi of his feathered neighbo s. He is: especially good at imitating the "'3 Ja""”y mm scream of Redtail the Hawk. He ba--w MORI VIIITOHI corl'08P0 HIP OTTAWA tCPi-Highway traffic The bureau of statistics repglrtied ve cos i , bet Canada and the United Tuesday that is qum C ever it imnmng wmerstatiaeseiincreased nine per cent dur- crossed the border this year com- pared with tho pared with 669,500 last year. using 720.500 EDI!!! Ill! did this now. It was startling. Peter and Mrs. Peter seemed to almost jump out of their skirts. That scream had sounded so near that they were sure Redtail was close at hand. Peter ran one way. Mrs. Peter ran another nay then both dodged into the dear TONIGHT The Prince of Wales Ensemble with pianists By Thonton W. Burgess were sitting just outside the dear Old Briar-patch. it was a low- ly morning. Gentle Sister South Wind was Green Meadows, and jolly. round, bright Mr. Sun was looking down from the blue, blue sky. "Sweet Mistress Spring is sure- ly here." said Peter. "You seem to be very sure," said Mrs. Peter. r "I am." replied Peter. ”All the signs point to it." ”I thought.you didn't believe in signs." Mrs. Peter reminded him. "My dear. there are signs and signs. There are some things that pretend to be signs, and other things that really are signs. The thing is to know which is which." said Peter. - fa"; . "Sweet Mistress Spring is sure- h here." said Peter. "And you think you know, do you?" asked Mrs. Peter slyly. ”I know that when I find flow- ers in bloom, and when the sap is running in the trees, and the buds are beginning to swell, and the ice has gone and the snow has gone, and the grass is com- ing up green, and Peeper the Iiyler is singing in the Smiling Pool. and Redwing the Blackbird is back. and Longbill the Wood- cock is singing in the evening. and Gentle Sister South Wind has tak- en the place of rough Brother North Wind, and a few other things I might mention. Mistress Spring must be here. It is good to be alive. isn't it?" concluded Peter. Mrs. Peter agreed it was good to be alive. "But it is always good to be alive." said she. "Even when things are hardest. it is still good to be alive." ”I hear that Redtail the Hawk and Mrs. Redtail were quite up- set when they found that those big Owls. l-looty and Mrs. Hooty, had taken their old nest. It means they have got to build a new one. I hear they have already started one." said Peter, changing the a spade. South would finally throw him in with the trump and force a club return up in the major tennca. South's actual method of play lave West an easy and safe exit whereas the suggested method would have "locked him in." And if South wanted to make doubly sure of the and-play. he could ruff another diamond before throwing .West on lead. h Timex , V pleasant easy . hewing eips i said Mrs. Peter dryly. 'a small tree just behind Peter subject or trying to. "That must be another sign that Mistress Spring is here." Now. unseen by either of them. Sammy Jay had flown over irom the Green Forest to the clear Old Briar-patch. He had come in from behind them, and had lighted in and Mrs. Peter. He had been near enough to hear what they were saying. lie chuckled. it was an inside chuckle. the kind of a chuckle that can't be heard out- side. Sammy Jay is full of mis- chief. He likes to tease others and to play jokes. For this rea- son some folks do not like Sam- i I ,. Th . b ig h '.- Eiiier, .'.3'a't.'.'3;'.'i ii.e”"..iVany”,ZL:.i- & EASY TO CLEAN th'hhd.Hh.'- , I edmtii: lisiesadf orenisasneizii-1 V EASY 1'0 APPLY bors by giving limcly warning . of danger he has discovered. ; ' Looking down at the two Rab-i bits sitting side by side, Sammy was ;tempted. Yes. sir, he was . ou stop when you're eady to blow your top! WIIGLETS i cHewING G9”. Old Briar-patch. blowing across the term. is equivaleiit to I20 falhomsv or 720 feet. DIAL 5.347 Patricia MacDonald and Gordon White: vocalists. Maids Rogerson, Ian Macbean, Donald Wood; clar- inetist, Alan MacKenzie. MARINE MEASLiRE i A cable's length. the ' Tim?! 8330 Adults 75c; Students 25c nu ll t ical NOTICE BRICKLAYERS - PLASTERERS Regular meeting 3rd floor Co-op Buildiiig Initiation of new menibers MARCH 31-8 P. M. G:dndma ANNUAL MEETING Prince Edward island Hospital The adjourned Annual Meeting of the Prince Edward Island Hospital will be held in the classroom of the new nurses residence on Tuesday, April 12th, 1955 at 8:30 P. M. for the purpose of electing Trustees and reviewing the Henry By-Laws of the Hospital. Each member of the Prince Edward Island Hospital is entitled to one vote. A member is one who has paid 51.00 for membership on or before March 31st, 1955 pay- able io either the Secretary or Hospital office. It is hoped that there will be a large attendance of interested persons. J. ANDREW LIKELY Secretary Board of Trustees. Bottled in P. E. I. ggjizz sway ii i I ' Up Father Mickey Mouse Bringing Muuggsii . 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