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      2005
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Movie
      Review:
      Pauly
      Shore
      Is
      Dead!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Mark
      Cameron
     
     
      Contributor
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Do
      you
      remember
      Pauly
     
     
      Shore?
      The
      guy
      from
      MTV,
      and
     
     
      Encino
      Man,
      who
      kinda
      looks
      like
     
     
      Adam
      Sandler
      but
      isn’t?
      “Buddy?”
     
     
      Yeah,
      that’s
      the
      guy!
      Well,
      he
      made
      a
     
     
      new
      movie,
      called
      ‘Pauly
      Shore
      is
     
     
      Dead’
      satirizing
      his
      fall
      from
      being
      the
     
     
      ‘Weasel’
      of
      Hollywood
      to
      being
      the
     
     
      number-one
      douchebag
      in
      town.
      I
     
     
      guess
      Pauly
      thought
      ifhe
      made
      a
      movie
     
     
      parodying
      his
      life
      and
      enlisted
      all
      his
     
     
      celebrity
      friends
      to
      appear
      in
      it,
      it
      would
     
     
      get
      him
      back
      on
      his
      A-game.
      That
     
     
      remains
      to
      be
      seen,
      but
      at
      least
      Shore
     
    
   
   
    
     
      is
      thinking;
      a
      lot
      of
      people
      think
      he
      really
     
    
   
   
    
     
      isa
      knob,
      and
      wish
      they
      never
      heard
     
     
      of
      him,
      so
      why
      not
      make
      a
      movie
      where
     
     
      everybody
      thinks
      he’s
      dead?
      Sounds
     
     
      like
      a
      plan
      tome!
      At
      the
      beginning
      of
     
     
      the
      film,
      Shore’s
      sitcom
      on
      Fox
      has
     
     
      just
      been
      cancelled,
      his
      ditzy
      girlfriend
     
     
      leaves
      him,
      no
      one
      wants
      to
      work
      with
     
     
      him
      and
      Carrot-top
      moves
      into
      house!
     
     
      Brutal.
      His
      money
      gone,
      he’s
      reduced
     
     
      to
      parking
      cars
      at
      the
      Comedy
      Store
     
     
      and
      moving
      back
      home
      with
      his
      mom.
     
     
      He’s
      at
      his
      wit’s
      end,
      until
      his
      guardian
     
     
      angel
      (the
      late
      comedian
      Sam
      Kitschen)
     
     
      comes
      to
      him
      ina
      dream
      and
      tells
      him
     
     
      he
      should
      kill
      himself—
      then
      everyone
     
     
      will
      think
      he
      was
      a
      comedic
      genius!
     
     
      Pauly
      doés
      him
      one
      better;
      he
      fakes
      his
     
     
      own
      death,
      and
      takes
      up
      a
      new
      identity
     
     
      to
      see
      to
      how
      the
      world
      reacts
      to
      his
     
     
      suicide.
      His
      plan
      works
      perfectly
      for
     
     
      about
      a
      week;
      his
      fans
      and
      fellow
     
     
      celebrities
      mourn
      his
      death,
      he’s
     
     
      proclaimed
      an
      icon,
      but
      then
      his
      scam
     
    
   
   
    
     
      is
      found
      out
      and
      he’s
      sent
      to
      the
      big.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      house.
      There,
      under
      the
      guidance
      of
     
    
   
   
    
     
      fellow
      actor
      Jeff
      Bridges
      (Different
     
    
   
   
    
     
      watching
      this
      stuff?
      Yes.
      Yes,
      lam
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Strokes)
      he
      avoids
      a
      deranged
      fan,
      and
     
     
      learns
      what
      it
      means
      to
      be
      a
      figure
      in
     
     
      the
      spotlight,
      thus
      making
      his
      triumphant
     
     
      comeback
      in
      tinsel-town!
      Actually,
     
     
      there
      is
      no
      triumphant
      comeback—
     
     
      everybody
      hates
      him
      more
      for
      faking
     
     
      his
      death,
      and
      now
      wishes
      that
      he
      was
     
     
      really
      dead!
      (
      I
      guess
      the
      moral
      of
      the
     
     
      story
      got
      lost
      somewhere
      in
      the
      shuffle!)
     
    

    
     
      ‘Pauly
      Shore
      is
      Dead’
      could
      be
     
     
      one
      of
      the
      best
      title’s
      for
      a
      movie
      this
     
     
      year;
      but
      the
      movie
      itself
      is
      not
      really
     
     
      funny,
      not
      that
      irritating
      either;
      it’s
      just...
     
     
      there
      as
      Shore’s
      attempt
      at
      a
     
     
      comeback.
      You
      have
      to
      wonder
      though,
     
     
      how
      the
      hell
      does
      the
      guy
      line
      up
      the
     
     
      amount
      of
      celebrities
      he
      does
      to
      appear
     
     
      in
      his
      movie?
      —
      Ben
      Stiller,
      Vince
     
     
      Vaughn,
      Charlie
      Sheen,
      Pamela
     
     
      Anderson,
      Jerry
      Springer,
      Sean
      Penn
     
     
      (What
      the
      hell?)
      Jason
      ‘Jay’
      Mewes,
     
     
      Tommy
      Lee,
      (
      who
      he
      meets
      in
      prison)
     
     
      Snoop
      Dog,
      Chris
      Rock,
      Tom
     
     
      Sizemore,
      Michael
      Madsen,
      Britney
     
     
      Spears,
      Dr.
      Dre,
      and
      Bill
      Maher
      all
     
     
      appear
      in
      this
      film!
      Is
      the
      movie
      worth
     
     
      seeing?
      You
      could
      probably
      find
      a
     
     
      better
      way
      to
      spend
      82
      minutes
      of
      your
     
     
      day
      than
      this.
      Or
      maybe
      a
      better
     
     
      question
      is,
      am
      I
      a
      dumbass
      for
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Volleyball
      Panthers
     
     
      defeat
      UdeM
      3-0
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      Volleyball
      Panthers
     
     
      win
      5th
      in
      a
      row,
      3-0
      over
      UdeM
      with
     
     
      scores
      of
      25-13,
      15-19
      and
      25-18.
     
     
      Ashley
      Shannik
      the
      Panthers
      captain
     
     
      had
      14
      kills
      and
      8
      digs.
      The
      one
      change
     
     
      for
      the
      Panthers
      today
      was
      having
      only
     
     
      9
      hitting
      errors
      which
      lead
      to
      a
      30
      %
     
     
      kill
      rate
      for
      the
      team.
      Barb
      Vriends
     
     
      racked
      up
      12
      kills
      and
      1
      block.
     
     
      Michelle
      Pridham
      controlled
      the
      floor
     
     
      with
      33
      assisted
      and
      great
      serving
      14
     
     
      times
      in
      the
      first
      set.
     
    

    
     
      Moncton
      saw
      strong
      play
      from
     
     
      Kristine
      Levesque
      with
      50%
      kill
      rate.
     
     
      UdeM
      is
      hosting
      the
      AU’s
      the
      weekend
     
     
      of
      February
      18-20th.
     
    

    
     
      The
      Panthers
      play
      4
      matches
      in
     
     
      the
      next
      seven
      days
      and
      3
      are
      at
      home,
     
     
      Sunday
      February
      6
      at
      2pm
      vs.
      Dal,
     
     
      Wed
      at
      6pm
      vs.
      UdeM
      and
      Sunday
      the
     
     
      13th
      at
      2pm
      to
      host
      UNB
      for
      the
      last
     
     
      game
      of
      the
      year.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      DOMINO’S
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hockey
      Panthers
      offer
     
     
      up
      a
      weekend
      split
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      hockey
      Panthers
      defeated
     
     
      the
      St.
      Thomas
      Tommies
      5-2
      Friday.
     
     
      This
      win
      was
      especially
      significant,
      as
      it
     
     
      moved
      the
      Panthers
      out
      ahead
      of
      STU
     
     
      for
      the
      last
      playoff
      spot
      in
      the
     
     
      conference.
      Josh
      Patterson,
      Joel
      Ward,
     
     
      Jason
      Kowalski,
      John
      Brioux
      and
      Luc
     
     
      Chiasson
      scored
      for
      UPEI.
      Goalie
     
     
      Nathan
      Ramage
      also
      had
      a
      busy
      night,
     
     
      stopping
      41
      shots
      to
      lead
      the
      Panthers
     
     
      to
      the
      win.
     
    

    
     
      Saturday
      night’s
      home
      game
     
     
      against
      UNB
      was
      not
      as
      successful,
     
     
      with
      the
      Varsity
      Reds
      downing
      the
     
     
      Panthers
      4
      —
      1.
      The
      loss
      sets
      the
     
     
      Panthers’
      record
      at
      11,
      11
      and
      6
      for
     
     
      the
      season.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Get
      great
      prices
      on
     
     
      pizza
      when
      you
     
     
      present
      your
     
    

    
     
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