NOVEMBER 21, 1969 
     
    
   
   
    
     : UNIVERSITY OF PRINCE-EDWARD ISLAND 
     
    
   
   
    
     Plllllll 
     
    
   
   
    
     ~RULES+ 
     
    
   
   
    
     GET 1 VOTES 
     
    
   
   
    
     you must not be concerned as to how 
     
     you get them; just as long as you get 
     
     them — how you get into office and 
     
     stay there. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PROMISE ALL THINGS TO ALL 
     
     PEOPLE 
     
    
   
   
    
     the masses are simpleminded and eas- 
     
     ily fooled. If you are not able to keep . 
     
     your promises be sure to place the 
     
     blame Where it belongs —- on others 
     
     and circumstances. ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     CAREFULLY GUARD THE RIGHTS 
     
     OF THE BUSINESSMAN 
     
    
   
   
    
     after all, he has the money. Propagan- 
     
     da, favourable publicity - cost money. 
     
     » Besides, they always reward their 
     
     ‘friends’. 
     
    
   
   
    
     BE ONE OF THE “MASSES” 
     
    
   
   
    
     smile, shake hands and kiss babys. Be 
     
     sure that they know that you are as 
     
     mediocre as they are. 
     
    
   
   
    
     NEVER LET YOUR RIGHT HAND 
     
     KNOW WHAT YOUR LEFT HAND 
     
     IS DOING 
     
    
   
   
    
     play both ends against each other, but 
     
     remain safely in the middle- You must 
     
     foster and protect crime and Vice be- 
     
     cause they good for business; yet, you 
     
     must pretend to be a reformer for the 
     
     sake of the “good” people. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     NEVER GIVE SUCKERS AN EVEN 
     
     BREAK 
     
    
   
   
    
     you must never pass a law unless it 
     
     contains a .loophole for “successful” 
     
     people to s11p through; while convinc- 
     
     ing the masses that it was for their 
     
     benefit. / 
     
    
   
   
    
      COLONIAL 'EXPLOITATION 
     
    
   
   
    
     Exploitation of the colonial’s resources is accom- 
     
     plished, first, through enamoring the natives With 
     
     trinkets; secondly, by trading cheap finished prod- 
     
     ucts for resources; and lastly, by shipping the tech- 
     
     nical know-how to the colonial. 
     
    
   
   
    
     QUALITY CONTROL RELIGION 
     
    
   
   
    
     bureaucratic censorship the opiate of the masses. 
     
    
   
   
    
     OF THE GAME 
     
    
   
   
    
     POLITICS 
     
    
   
   
    
     a special field of activity — the 
     
     blind leading the blind. 
     
    
   
   
    
     HISTORY 
     
    
   
   
    
     not to be translated for public 
     
     consumption except in the form 
     
     of institutional propaganda. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ECONOMICS 
     
     the pathology of debt. 
     
    
   
   
    
     EXPEDIENCY 
     
    
   
   
    
     like a thank you after rape. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PARTICIPATORY 
     
     BUREAUCRACY 
     
    
   
   
    
     when you are screwed and 
     
     slapped with a service charge 
     
     to boot. 
     
    
   
   
    
     FREEDOM 
     
     the right to do as you are told. 
     
    
   
   
    
     TRUDEAUMANIA 
     
    
   
   
    
     political masturbation. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PROSTITUTION 
     
    
   
   
    
     the service industries. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     KEEP THE MASSES CONFUSED 
     
    
   
   
    
     never, never let the masses examine 
     
     the real 1ssues of the day. 
     
    
   
   
    
     TAX THE SUCKERS FOR ALL THE 
     
     TRAFFIC WILL BEAR 
     
    
   
   
    
     try to stay away from direct taxes. In- 
     
     direct taxes are much better - let crime 
     
     “tax” the masses and you collect from 
     
     crime. The masses want you to econo- 
     
     mize — so limit money spent on educa- 
     
     tion, public health and research as they 
     
     seldom are profitable and the masses 
     
     neither understand no r appreciate 
     
     their usefulness- 
     
    
   
   
    
     SKIMP ON WELFARE 
     
    
   
   
    
     the masses can be kept down easier 
     
     when they are ignorant, superstitious 
     
     and tired from working all day and liv- 
     
     ing in poverty. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ALWAYS SUSTAIN THE LOYAL 
     
     OPPOSITION 
     
    
   
   
    
     it comforts the masses. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PULL A JOHNSON 
     
    
   
   
    
     accuse your opponent of What you in- 
     
     tend to do, condemn him for it, arouse 
     
     resentment against him; th e n, go 
     
     ahead and do it yourself, but be sure 
     
     to describe the objectives and process 
     
     with different rhetoric. 
     
    
   
   
    
     KEEP THE STATUS QUO INTACT 
     
     AT ALL COSTS 
     
    
   
   
    
     you can afford to compromise but you 
     
     can never let the masses obtain control 
     
     geriafiie then its UP AGAINST THE 
     
    
   
   
    
     THREE SLOGANS 
     
     TO KEEP IN MIND 
     
     “WAR Is PEACE” 
     
    
   
   
    
     “FREEDOM IS SLAVERY” 
     
    
   
   
    
     “IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH”