A
      A
      acke
      of
      te
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Kimberley
      Johnston,
      Contributor
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      We've
      all
      heard
      the
      song
      Let's
     
     
      Talk
      About
      Sex...
      but
      when
      was
      the
      last
     
     
      time
      we
      did
      it?
     
    

    
     
      Last
      Thursday,
      UPEI
      students
     
     
      were
      treated
      to
      a
      night
      with
      Sue
     
     
      Johanson
      when
      the
      veteran
      sexpert
     
     
      graced
      our
      gym
      with
      her
      sensual
      savoie
     
     
      faire.
     
    

    
     
      The
      celebrated
      talk
      show
      host
     
     
      gave
      a
      humourous
      diatribe
      on
      how
      our
     
     
      culture
      reacts
      to
      sex
      and
      the
      effects
      it
     
     
      has
      on
      children...
      who
      eventually
      grow
     
     
      to
      become
      university
      students.
     
    

    
     
      She
      honed
      in
      on
      how
      the
      two
     
     
      sexes
      react
      after
      being
      told
      that
      mastur-
     
     
      bation
      is
      not
      a
      socially
      acceptable
      prac-
     
     
      tice.
      She
      said
      males
      just
      ignore
      the
     
     
      words
      of
      caution
      and
      continue
      their
     
     
      anatomical
      activities,
      while
      females
     
     
      react
      quite
      differently.
      They
      stop
      grati-
     
     
      fying
      themselves
      because
      they
      are
      peo-
     
     
      ple
      pleasers.
      Oh,
      the
      irony.
     
    

    
     
      The
      favourite
      guest
      of
      David
     
     
      Lettermen
      also
      suggested
      that
      sex
      edu-
     
     
      cation
      in
      high
      schools
      does
      not
      cover
     
     
      the
      parts
      of
      female
      reproduction
      as
      in-
     
     
      depth
      as
      they
      do
      for
      males.
      She
      said
     
     
      because
      of
      this,
      women
      don't
      really
     
     
      know
      themselves
      and
      are
      not
      as
      com-
     
     
      fortable
      with
      their
      bodies.
     
    

    
     
      Tidings
      of
      great
      joy
      were
      also
     
     
      brought
      to
      those
      of
      the
      male
      population
     
     
      who
      are,
      shall
      we
      say,
      not
      blessed
      with
     
     
      great
      endowments.
      Johansen
      happily
     
     
      reported
      to
      males
      that
      the
      greatest
      num-
     
     
      ber
      of
      nerve
      endings
      in
      the
      vagina
      are
      at
     
     
      the
      base,
      where
      the
      penis
      is
      inserted
      and
     
     
      not
      in
      the
      deeper
      regions.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      brought
      out
      a
      variety
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      fact,
      she
      said,
      men
      don't
      even
      need
     
     
      their
      little
      soldiers
      if
      they're
      going
      to
      do
     
     
      battle.
     
    

    
     
      "As
      long
      as
      you've
      got
      this
      (a
     
     
      tongue)
      and
      these
      (fingers),
      you
      can
      do
     
     
      it"
     
    

    
     
      As
      a
      bonus,
      Johansen
      offered
      up
     
     
      other
      erogenous
      zones,
      like
      the
      neck
     
     
      and
      shoulders,
      encouraging
      the
      males
      in
     
     
      the
      audience
      to
      think
      outside
      the
      box--
     
     
      so
      to
      speak.
     
    

    
     
      And
      what
      pres-
     
     
      entation
      is
      complete
     
     
      without
      a
      demonstra-
     
     
      tion
      of
      technological
     
     
      advances?
      The
      hostess
     
     
      with
      the
       mostest
     
    
   
   
    
     
      of
      toys
      that
      parents
     
     
      just
      prey
      will
      not
      end
     
     
      up
      on
      their
      child's
     
     
      Christmas
      list.
      She
     
     
      offered
      commentary
     
     
      on
      the
      pleasure
      pup-
     
     
      pets,
      saying
      her
      cast
     
     
      members
      have
      tested
     
     
      them
      out...
      almost
     
     
      sparing
      me
      the
      mental
     
     
      images
      that
      I
      was
     
     
      afraid
      I
      would
      receive.
     
     
      "The
      ones
      they
      don't
     
     
      want,
      I
      take
      home...
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      tion.
      She
      answered
      questions
      posed
      to
     
     
      her
      with
      grace
      and
      style.
      No
      wonder
      she
     
     
      was
      voted
      the
      favourite
      campus
      speaker.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Besides,
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      It's
      great
      to
      see
      Sue
      hasn't
      lost
      her
     
     
      spunk.
     
    

    
     
      Well,
      you
      know
      what
      I
      mean.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      UPEI
      Cadre
      September
      14,
      2004
      page
      18
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
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