Side
      of
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THEN
      GET
      OFF
      YOUR
      SORRY
      BUTTS
     
     
      AND
      DO
      SOMETHING
      ABOUT
      IT!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PO
      YOU
      HATE
      SOME
      OR
      ALL
      OF
      THE
      MATERIAL
      IN
      THE
      XPRESS?
      IS
      THERE
      ANYTHING
      YOU'D
      LIKE
     
     
      TO
      SEE
      IN
      THE
      XPRESS
      THAT
      YOU
      DON'T
      THINK
      IS
      REPRESENTED
      IN
      THE
      PAPER?
      IF
      YOU'RE
      A
     
     
      DISCONTENTED
      STUDENT
      READER,
      THE
      SOLUTION
      TO
      YOUR
      XPRESS
      WOES
      IS
      SIMPLE:
      WRITE
      FOR
      US.
     
     
      WANT
      MORE
      NEWS?
      WRITE
      SOME
      NEWS.
      WANT
      MORE
      SPORTS?
      WRITE
      SOME
      SPORTS.
      WANT
      MORE
     
     
      FARM
      REPORTS?
      WRITE
      SOME
      FARM
      REPORTS.
      DO
      YOU
      SEE
      A
      PATTERN
      HERE?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      YOU
      SEE,
      ALMOST
      ALL
      OUR
      WRITERS
      ARE
      VOLUNTEERS.
      AS
      A
      RESULT,
      THEY
      WRITE
      WHAT
      THEY
     
     
      ARE
      WILLING
      AND
      ABLE
      TO
      WRITE.
      MOREOVER,
      MOST
      OF
      THE
      VOLUNTEERS
      AND
      PAID
      STAFF
      ARE
     
     
      FULL-TIME
      STUDENTS,
      SO
      THERE'S
      PRECIOUS
      LITTLE
      TIME
      TO
      WRITE
      WHAT
      THEY
      DO
      PRODUCE.
      IT'S
     
    

    
     
      HARD,
      DEMANDING
      WORK.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SO,
      IF
      YOU
      LOATHE
      THE
      PAPER
      OR
      ASPECTS
      THEREOF,
      FLAPPING
      YOUR
      GUMS
      ABOUT
      IT
      (OR
     
     
      SUFFERING
      IN
      SILENCE)
      ISN'T
      GONNA
      ACCOMPLISH
      A
      HECK
      OF
      A
      LOT.
      IF
      YOU
      REALLY
      GIVE
      A
      DARN
     
     
      ABOUT
      THE
      PRESS
      AND
      ITS
      CONTENT,
      YOU
      SHOULD
      GET
      INVOLVED.
      NO
      EXPERIENCE
      IS
     
     
      NECESSARY
      (WE'VE
      SAID
      ITA
      MILLION
      TIMES,
      BUT
      IT'S
      TRUE),
      JUST
      A
      LITTLE
      OF
      YOUR
      TIME
      AND
     
     
      ENERGY.
      WE
      NEED
      YOU
      FOLKS.
      THE
      MORE
      PEOPLE
      WE
      HAVE
      CONTRIBUTING
      TO
      THE
      PAPER,
      THE
     
     
      MORE
      DIVERSE
      AND
      SUBSTANTIAL
      IT
      WILL
      BE.
      HELP
      US
      MAKE
      THAT
      HAPPEN.
      WHETHER
      YOU'RE
      A
     
     
      FRESHMAN,
      A
      SENIOR,
      OR
      ANYTHING
      IN
      BETWEEN,
      IT'S
      NEVER
      TOO
      LATE
      TO
      START,
      AND
      YOU'RE
     
     
      ALWAYS
      WELCOME.
      HELP
      US
      MAKE
      YOUR
      STUDENT
      NEWSPAPER
      THE
      BEST
      IT
      CAN
      POSSIBLY
      BE.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ©
      6
      6
      6
      6
      OO
      68
      OSE
      OEE
      OT
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Are
      you
      looking
      for
      fame
      and
      friends?
      Hot
      nights
      with
      ;
     
     
      hot
      dates?
      POLWER?
      Then
      join
      the
      basketball
      team.
      If,
      on
      ¢
     
     
      the
      otherhand,
      you
      are
      looking
      to
      churn
      your
      charming
      «
     
     
      cynicism
      into
      free-floating
      hostility,
      or
      you
      are
      longing
      to
     
     
      have
      you
      name
      and
      strange
      mental
      thoughts
      in
      print,
     
     
      then
      SUBMIT
      TD
      THE
      COMICS
      PAGE!
     
     
      Here's
      what
      you
      need
      to
      do..
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1
      Screw
      your
      courage
      to
      its
      sticking
      place.
     
     
      2.
      DRALW.
      Use
      markers.
      felttip
      pens,
      india
      ink,
      but
      DO
     
     
      NOT
      use
      pencils
      PLEASE.
     
     
      3,
      Bring
      it
      down
      to
      the
      XPress
      office,
      either
      the
     
     
      origional
      a
      beautiful
      photocopy
      of
      you
      work.
     
     
      4,
      Put
      your
      name
      and
      number
      on
      the
      back
      of
      it
     
     
      5,
      Leave
      it
      in
      our
      submissions
      box.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UNFORTUNATELY,
      WHEN
      PUSH
     
     
      CAME
      10
      SHOVE
      ANXIETY
      GOT
     
     
      THE
      BEST
      OF
      TIMMY
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SIMPLE.
     
     
      *
      by
      the
      way,
      try
      to
      avoid
      any
      sort
      of
      Barney
      jokes,
      he's
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Deadlines
      for
      submissions
      is
      Friday
     
    
   
   
    
     
      cere
      mere
      nsaeeeen
      see
      eee
      **
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TI
      lke
      to
      lavah!
      HAHA!
     
    
   
   
    
     
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