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      I
      would
      like
      an
      explanation
      for
      the
      reason
     
     
      that
      we
      have
      arrived
      at
      this
      juncture.
      We
      must
     
     
      have
      been
      temporarily
      visually
      impaired
      or
      men-
     
     
      tally
      delaying
      the
      obvious
      for
      not
      being
      able
      to
     
     
      grasp
      the
      unpleasant
      situation
      in
      which
      we
      find
     
     
      ourselves.
      Had
      we
      not
      been
      so
      optimistically
     
     
      buoyant,
      we
      might
      have
      been
      able
      to
      diffuse
      and
     
     
      further
      rectify
      the
      situation.
     
    

    
     
      Ideally,
      you
      would
      relax
      the
      punching
     
     
      muscles
      in
      your
      hands
      and
      empty
      the
      contents
      of
     
     
      your
      overnight
      bags.
      I
      have
      noticed
      that
      these
     
     
      events
      have
      occurred
      with
      an
      increased
      frequen-
     
     
      cy
      and
      intensity,
      yet
      I
      fully
      believe
      that
      these
     
     
      events
      are
      preventable.
      There
      is
      no
      single
      that
      is
     
     
      disagreeable,
      given
      the
      fact
      that
      you
      acknowl-
     
     
      edge
      that
      this
      truth
      is
      self-evident:
     
    

    
     
      At
      a
      future,
      undisclosed
      date,
      and
      in
      a
     
     
      manner
      I
      am
      not
      currently
      able
      to
      describe,
      I
      will
     
     
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      of
      us.
      I
      have
      been
      advised
      that
      you
      are
      currently
     
     
      contemplating
      when
      these
      events
      will
      come
      to
     
     
      pass;
      however,
      you're
      the
      only
      one
      who
      knows
     
     
      that.
     
    

    
     
      Since
      you
      are
      currently
      located
      in
      a
      prox-
     
     
      imity
      close
      to
      my
      being,
      I
      believe
      it
      would
      be
      a
     
     
      wonderful
      idea
      to
      have
      a
      thoughtful,
      honest
      dis-
     
     
      course,
      during
      which
      we
      will
      express
      long-
     
     
      repressed
      and
      delayed
      thoughts
      and
      emotions.
      By
     
     
      doing
      so,
      we
      could
      --
      potentially
      --
      change
      the
     
     
      future,
      evolving
      this
      relationship
      from
      a
      formula-
     
     
      ic
      pulp
      or
      a
      routine
      slasher
      motion
      picture
      into
      a
     
     
      more
      suitable
      denouement.
     
    

    
     
      Again,
      I
      should
      add
      that
      as
      long
      as
      you
     
     
      know
      that
      in
      the
      vaguely
      distant
      future
      our
      once-
     
     
      vibrant
      (but
      now
      turbulent)
      relationship
      will
      be
     
     
      repaired,
      there
      is
      nothing
      wrong.
      In
      the
      weeks,
     
     
      months,
      years,
      and
      potentially
      decades
      ahead,
     
     
      and
      through
      some
      sort
      of
      manipulation
      of
      infor-
     
     
      mation,
      our
      interpersonal
      interactions
      will
      be
     
     
      mutually
      acceptable
      again.
      But
      not
      at
      this
      time.
      I
     
     
      can
      only
      assume
      that
      you
      would
      like
      to
      know
      a
     
     
      more
      specific
      date
      and
      time
      that
      these
      events
      will
     
     
      come
      to
      pass;
      however,
      I
      defer
      this
      information
     
     
      to
      you,
      as
      you
      are
      the
      one
      that
      holds
      the
      cards
      in
     
     
      this
      situation.
     
    

    
     
      By
      what
      place
      of
      eternal
      damnation
      did
     
     
      the
      two
      of
      us
      arrive
      at
      this
      unfortunate
      emotional
     
     
      environment?
      There
      were
      obvious
      demarcations
     
     
      and
      warnings,
      yet
      we
      chose
      to
      ignore
      them.
      Had
     
     
      our
      senses
      been
      attuned
      to
      external
      events,
      we
     
     
      may
      have
      been
      able
      to
      provide
      a
      solution
      to
      this
     
     
      quagmire.
      However,
      due
      to
      our
      collective
      inat-
     
     
      tentiveness,
      our
      plotline
      has
      degenerated
      into
      a
     
     
      pulp-like,
      predictable
      ending.
      If
      we
      are
      not
      care-
     
     
      ful,
      it
      could
      morph
      into
      an
      unfortunate
      film
      treat-
     
     
      ment
      of
      a
      bloodbath
      produced
      in
      the
      southern
     
    
   
   
    
     
      regions
      of
      California.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Nothing's
      wrong,
      just
      as
      long
      as
      you
      know
     
     
      that
      someday,
      somehow,
      I'm
      gonna
      make
      it
     
     
      alright
      --
      but
      not
      now.
      I
      know
      you're
      wondering
     
     
      when,
      but
      you're
      the
      only
      one
      who
      knows
      that.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      Cadre
      April
      5,
      2004
      page
      17
     
    
   
   
    
     
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