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     After a three week absence ; 
     
     due ‘toxtentinical sdliffticulbies.,the i H d . Way? 
     
     Engineers are back with a col- WO CCK OS / cf As «, 
     
     lection of old favorites and all i= : : 
     
     sore has Yeah, ] just SAW We Wy actual lly. 4 
     
    
   
   
    
     new material. First, we’d like to nee oe ee y ke : 
     
    

    
     remind all the Engineers, espe- — b nike dadal an ol man lend ‘e ean ae vost gi 
     
     cially the first-years, of our up- y 3° A buach (ke Noah! Gillis ae ing fhe 
     
     coming Cornboil (Contact an En- Bie MS. Oe ) Engineers deeo 
     
     gineer nearest you for more de- sea” fishing. 
     
     tails). And now, on with the 
     
     story, starting with Best of the 
     
     Worst Jokes. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Q: Did you hear about the 
     
     queer nail? ~ 
     
    

    
     A: Laid in the road and blew -, On|, We took off our clothes... 
     
     a tire. Egotontop of youn. 
     
     How soon before tt starts to feel good? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Q: Why are eggs so frus- 
     
     trated? 
     
    
   
   
    
     A: Because the only get laid 
     
     once, they only get eaten once, 
     
     and you’ve got to boil them to get 
     
     them hard. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Q: What is organic dental 
     
     floss? 
     
     A: Pubic Hair. 
     
     Q: Where do you get virgin 
     
     wool? 
     
     A: From ugly sheep. 
     
     Q: What do you call a midget 
     
     with a circumsision? 
     
     A: Tiny Trim. 
     
     Q: What did Adam say to 
     
     Eve? 
     
     A: Stand back, I don’t know 
     
     how big this thing gets. ” 
     
     Q: Did you hear about the 3 
     
     deaf Gynocologist? Fi 1 gene Sars 
     
     credit for NOT 
     
    
   
   
    
     A: He had to learn how to getting pregnant.” 
     
     tead lips. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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