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      COMPUTER
      SCIENCE
     
     
      FACULTY
      ASSOCIATION
     
    
   
   
    
     
      YANISZEWSKI
     
    
   
   
    
     
      INTEGRATED
      LEARNING
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAZABON
     
     
      BOOTLEGGING
     
     
      DIVERSITY
     
     
      OPINION
     
    

    
     
      SEAT
      SALE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      IRISH
      SYMPOSIUM
     
     
      CHOICE
      CUTS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SKA
     
     
      EVENT
      TENT
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Discs
      OF
      FURY
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WINTER
      SPORTS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CHOOSE
      YOUR
      OWN
      EDITORIAL
      24
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Convenient
      definitions:
      included
      in
      this
      editorial
      are
     
     
      definitions
      of
      satire,
      parody,
      and
      humour.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      probable
      causes,
      and
      outright
      justifications.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      For
      those
      who
      don’t
      think
      The
      Cadre
      should
      be
      tossed
     
     
      in
      the
      garbage—before
      it
      is
      read
      that
      is—then
      you
      can
     
     
      skip
      to
      the
      end
      of
      this
      document
      and
      look
      for
      heading
     
     
      “c”
      and
      you’ll
      be
      there.
      ae
     
    
   
   
    
     
      [b]
      The
      campaign
      against
      The
      Cadre
      :
      likely
      suspects,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      [a]
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SATIRE:
      A
      literary
      work
      in
      which
      human
      vice
      or
      folly
      is
     
     
      attacked
      through
      irony,
      derision,
      or
      wit.
      Irony,
      sarcasm,
     
     
      or
      caustic
      wit
      used
      to
      attack
      or
      expose
      folly,
      vice,
      or
     
     
      stupidity.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SELF-DEPRECATING:
      Tending
      to
      undervalue
      oneself.
      To
     
     
      poke
      fun
      at
      oneself
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ANTI:
      Inflected
      form
      (locative
      singular)
      *anti,
      “against,”
     
     
      with
      derivatives
      meaning
      in
      front
      of,
      before;
      also
      end.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘Humour:
      The
      quality
      of
      being
      amusing
      or
      comic.
      Each
     
    
   
   
    
     
      of
      the
      four
      chief
      fluids
      of
      the
      body.
      Ha
      ha.
     
     
      DEADLINE:
      Whenev.
     
    

    
     
      TRASH:
      Garbage,
      refuse,
      no
      good.
      Horse-shit.
     
     
      Capre:
      A
      cell
      of
      angry
      dogs.
     
    

    
     
      Imp:
      Little
      fuck
      who
      lays
      out
      this
      rag.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      STUDENT:
      Anyone
      here
      to
      learn
      and
      be
      taught
      and
      teach
     
     
      and
      understand.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      BuDGET:
      That
      which
      an
      organization
      operates
      under.
     
     
      Should
      be
      audited
      once
      or
      twice
      a
      decade.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      IMPOTENT:
      Lacking
      in
      any
      force,
      power,
      or
      meaning.
     
     
      Soft.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FREE:
      No
      cost.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JeALOusy:
      Damn,
      I
      wish
      I
      got
      it.