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     by Ed Orlowski 
     
     3rd and 4th Duffy 
     
    
   
   
    
     x'Ihe Kleaners Klosets, 
     
     304 and 404 of Duffy, were 
     
     all aglow this week. Not 
     
    
   
   
    
     only did we get a new 
     
    
   
   
    
     shipment of lightbulbs but 
     
     also shroud of honor 
     
     carpeted 3rd and 4th 
     
    

    
      It created a 
     
     beautiful feeling of being 
     
     in'the presence of very, 
     
     very dedicated people, 
     
    

    
     and especially two such 
     
     people, who were cited 
     
     and honoured ’with awards 
     
     of merit from the univers- 
     
     ity. 'Iheir exanple 
     
     should be a goal for (as 
     
     stated in the Christmas 
     
     Carol story) 'each and 
     
     every one' . 
     
    

    
     We of 304 and 404, 
     
     Duffy's Kleaners 'Korner, 
     
     say thank you to (alphabet- 
     
     ically) Dr.-‘s Drake and 
     
     Madan fOr their exanple to 
     
     us of what gag be dme. 
     
     With God's spark aglow in 
     
     each of us, we can try 
     
     to emulate these Giants 
     
     among men, and automatic- 
     
     ally we are crowned with 
     
     honours for ourselves, 
     
     our families, and our 
     
     co-workers. 
     
    

    
     "We know them by their 
     
     deeds," my wet head, Moe, 
     
     interjected. Wet head is 
     
     try fantastic, go like go, 
     
     lightweight, 79 model, 
     
    
   
   
    
     NIH“! .\“ 
     
    
   
   
    
     an 
     
    
   
   
    
     102' 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     almtihmn mop handle. "Great 
     
     man got hold of me when I 
     
     was stoned, melted me 
     
    

    
     down, forned Ire, painted 
     
     me—andthml uhml lookat 
     
     me today," she soppily . 
     
     said: "I'm the star of 
     
     4th Duffy.“ 
     
    

    
     And Griney On‘e applauded 
     
     dustily. Who's Grimey One? 
     
     Griney me is the stupend- 
     
     ous man from dust. He 
     
     eats dust just for the 
     
     fun of it. He has an 
     
     Island heritage, of course, 
     
     and a Rock maple handle. 
     
     "Yaw," said Griney me , 
     
     "try family tree has been on 
     
     the Island for years and 
     
     look at ny beautiful ‘ 
     
     handle now, eh? Those 
     
     humans can really do 
     
     wonders. I can remember 
     
     bad< when I was a sapling. 
     
     They cut Grandpa down and 
     
     made him into an axehandle. 
     
     I still see him swinging 
     
    

    
     at, a chicken now and 
     
     again, but when they 
     
     felled him, the boss was 
     
     slow on the draw. Although 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' he ran like a scalded dog, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Grandpa caught him by the 
     
     boot laces. That laid him 
     
     as flat as a fiddle. 
     
    

    
     Those humans talk about 
     
     their family trees, but 
     
     they are not such' good 
     
    
   
   
    
     stock, more like soft wood. , 
     
    
   
   
    
     eh? Soppy soft too.‘» I 
     
    
   
   
    
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     "/1 Wu.“ fl”. 5‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ‘. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ’Class, I regret to inform you that Professor Terwilliger ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     cannot be with you today, having just run to Venezuela 
     
    
   
   
    
     with our molecular researCh funds. HoWever, before he left 
     
    
   
   
    
     he-asked me to have ..you..try...these..problems...i  
     
    
   
   
    
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     Also this week we had the 
     
     arrival of our twin pixie 
     
     posters to 304 and 404 
     
     Duffy. 
     
     The twins display welocme 
     
     mats to students who have 
     
     lost or found articles on 
     
     3rd or 4th Duffy. In their 
     
     own silent iway they say 
     
     thank you for becomin' 9 
     
    
   
   
    
     involved, as they thenselves‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     are dedicated, card- 
     
     carrying types. ' 
     
    

    
     Room 304's pixie pal's 
     
     name is Gert-agalas—kovic 
     
     Vio—tovcn—ovich, prmounoed 
     
     exactly as said, or vice 
     
     versa. ’ 
     
    

    
     Ch 404 the pixie pal is ' 
     
     Ivan-genia Presto-ren—ko-. 
     
     koff—ski. Both are on 24 
     
     .hour call 7 days’a week, 
     
     with the exception of once 
     
    
   
   
    
     i in 1980 - which is a leap 
     
    
   
   
    
     year. The boys are happy 
     
     to announce that their day 
     
     off is Feb. 29 and that they 
     
     will be in Russia ’for a 
     
     border incident then. 
     
     Sidewinder Sal is not one 
     
     to let anyone or anything 
     
     get in her way, and she is 
     
     very good at reading too! 
     
     She saw some posters while 
     
     doing her thing on 4th 
     
    
   
   
    
     floor Duffy.‘ She was quick ‘ 
     
     to ask, "What is a CHUG OFF?" 
     
    
   
   
    
     I explained it to her, and 
     
     she seemed. quite satisfied, 
     
     but I was later sort of 
     
    

    
     mystified to find a poster 
     
    
   
   
    
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      I  . menswdmaamwov.1.11979,le 
     
    
   
   
    
     Directly from RtBsia. ' 
     
    
   
   
    
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     KLEANER'S CQRNER‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     in the Kleaner's’ Kloset . 
     
     diallenging the Physics 
     
     Kleaners Kloset‘ to a broom 
     
     and mop DUST OFF for the 
     
     knowledge of knowing who 
     
     is the superior "Dusters 
     
     offer". . J 
     
    

    
     I was doing "the stroll". 
     
     with.Griney (he down “ 
     
     Kloset lane (.Grimey (he is 
     
     the stupendous man from 
     
     dust; he eats dust just for 
     
     the fun of it. Island ‘ 
     
     heritage .of ocurse, Rad: 
     
     Maple handle). Mienhis 
     
     reflexes flexed he came to ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     'a stop and was taken by 
     
     the sight in front of 
     
     us. Griney' (he was the 
     
     first to speak. He said, 
     
     "Well, did youeverl" I 
     
     replied, "no", and he 
     
     said, "Shall I?" I resp- 
     
     cnded "Ya! let's get it 
     
     over with," so we did. 
     
     We swept up the cigarette 
     
     that sonecne had thrown 
     
     alive onto the floortand‘ , 
     
     left to burn to its end 
     
     and into the tile. 
     
     Grimey One whispered to 
     
     me, "I wish I could have 
     
     caught that‘~potential fire 
     
     : bug! Do‘you know where W 
     
     - I would stick this handle V 
     
     of’mine?" I said, "Yes, 7 
     
     right through his ears, 
     
     eh?" "Ya!" came the 
     
     respmSe. "Guess that 
     
     person would hear about 
     
     it at least, eh!" 
     
    
   
   
    
     Pby Garry Trudeau;  
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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