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     THE CADRE, Oct. 2,,1973, Page 6 
     
    
   
   
    
     From Under the Grand 
     
    
   
   
    
     (Ir- we HAD ONE) " 
     
    
   
   
    
     This is the first of a hope- 
     
    
   
   
    
     fully weekly column that prom: 
     
    
   
   
    
     ises absolutely nothing, guar- 
     
     antees even less, but will 
     
     strive to become a farm for 
     
     insanity, inanity, and just a 
     
     bit of good fun — which is 
     
     something that this paper is 
     
     in need of, we have heard. 
     
    

    
     Of course, there will from 
     
     time to time be some matters 
     
     of interest and maybe even 
     
     some of importance. But we 
     
     will not comment on earth- 
     
     shattering matters such as 
     
     state of man, the state of 
     
     being, or even the state of 
     
     Maine. 
     
    

    
     To start off with, last Thurs. 
     
     marked the emergence of the 
     
     word "Please" on campus. 
     
     Marvelous green, blue, red, 
     
     and silver cans appeared 
     
    
   
   
    
     the 
     
    
   
   
    
     at each junction of our _ 
     
     pebbly highways emblazoned 
     
     with moniker. I wonder what 
     
     it means. A check of the con- 
     
     tents of one of the.cans 
     
     revealed almost entirely 
     
     trash, so that must be what 
     
     they're for. Of course there 
     
     were also three dirty socks 
     
     and a business student, so 
     
     the actgal purpose may still 
     
     be in doubt. / 
     
    

    
     No more "Keep off the grass" 
     
     signs, either. "Please" has 
     
     replaced them, too. I wonder 
     
     whoever thought of such a_\ 
     
     great concept. They might put 
     
     a "Please" sign up in the 
     
     Business Office while they're 
     
     at it. That.word has been V 
     
     noticeable lacking in any of 
     
     our recent dealings with the 
     
     wonderful women who slave ' 
     
     down there in the dungeon, 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Public Service of Canada. 
     
    
   
   
    
     to. both men and women. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Information sessions on: 
     
    
   
   
    
     (1) Administration I 
     
     Foreign Service 
     
     Auditing 
     
    
   
   
    
     (2) Pure and Health Sciences 
     
    
   
   
    
     (3) Social Sciences ’ 
     
     Statistics 
     
    
   
   
    
     October 9, 7:00 pm 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     l* Public Service 
     
    
   
   
    
     Graduating next spring? 
     
     A wide variety of interesting careers is available in the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Meet with your Canadian Government representative to 
     
     explore opportunities which the Public Service offers 
     
    
   
   
    
     For further information, please watch your bulletin 
     
     boards and consult your student placement officer. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Canada - 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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      .303ch .  u  
     
    
   
   
    
     chewing their gum at a mile a 
     
    
   
   
    
     iminute. 
     
     . The University has a new 
     
    
   
   
    
     phone system, and it's a dandy.; 
     
     After three attempts to'reach 
     
     the Presidenth Office through 
     
     the switchboard last week, and 
     
     ending up with Murray Stevenson 
     
     Student Services, and Urbie 
     
     MacInnis, we finally had to 
     
     appear in person. 
     
    
   
   
    
     I/Lucky we didn't have any money . 
     
     to give the ole U, or Acadia 
     
     might hav gotten eVen richer. 
     
     Guess it will be better in- 
     
     time. V ' 
     
    

    
     If we happen to beat Dal- 
     
     housie in football this week- 
     
     end,(this column was written 
     
     on Friday, so the issue was 
     
     still in doubt, as they say in 
     
     the real papers), one of those 
     
     who will come in for a share 
     
     of the credit will be Alex 
     
     Campbell, of all people. 
     
    

    
     Grant Cavin's shoes came 
     
     asunder Friday morning just 
     
     before leaving for Halifax. 
     
     Equipment manager Hermie 
     
     MacNeil was frantically’at- 
     
     tempting to order a pair of 
     
     size 14 cleats (no easy task 
     
     in Charlottetown). He finally 
     
     had to try Halifax, but no 
     
     one knew the name of a sport-» 
     
     ing goods store. (Hurry up 
     
     Herm, the bus is leaving). 
     
     There was no Halifax phone“ 
     
     book anywhere to be had. but 
     
     information had it that there 
     
     would be one at the Premier's 
     
     Office. A quick call was 
     
     placed, and one of the Man's 
     
     staff came through. Sports 
     
     shops numbers were relayed, 
     
    
   
   
    
     ~and the day was Saved. Yay, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Alex...Yay, Grant...and Yay, 
     
     Herm! ' 
     
    

    
     The Royal Trust Company do— 
     
     nated 10,000 smackers-to the 
     
     Upon The Hill the other day. 
     
    

    
     waully nice of you, gent- 
     
     lemen. Even better, they set 
     
     up a five year bursary pro— 
     
     gram, which means a student 
     
     will get his greedy little 
     
     paws on some too. Details are 
     
     not available at the moment, 
     
     but we understand that it is 
     
     one bursary a year, and it 
     
     has already been awarded for 
     
     this year, and’the announce- 
     
     ment will probably have al- 
     
     ready been made by the time 
     
     you read this. We're not too 
     
     sure on the criteria for it 
     
     and that stuff, though. 
     
    

    
     We heard that Jim's is al— 
     
    
   
   
    
     “most deserted on Pig n' Whistle 
     
    
   
   
    
     nights. That's good news. 
     
     Ninety cents a beer? Not' 
     
    

    
     really worth it.,Mary Lou 
     
     MacAuley might be the next 
     
     Georgie Reed, if her enter— 
     
     tainment continues to go over‘ V 
     
     so well. (That was not meant t0’ 
     
     be a slur, M.L., it just 
     
    

    
     means that you're becoming a’ 
     
     big success.) I . 
     
    

    
     Hurray for Ted Gamauf, the 
     
     Student Union's Barn manager. 
     
     The coffee nights on Monday, 
     
     Tuesday, and Wednesday are 
     
     great. Keep up the good work. 
     
     (He makes the best milkshake 
     
     in town, by the way. (Choco- 
     
     late at least.)