a a THR EXAWINER. 53 syoir rise inthe noct trifimgs and incon- derable etrcumstances. ‘The philoso- »eofthe Albany Dutchman has dis- overed that tue more refined and the vetter Dred and educated the parties are, the more extended will bethe effect of their quarrels. The same iopropriety ihata pair of vulgar people would settle with two smoothing-irons and a broom- stek, willso estrange a gentleman and lady of refiuement that nothing buta di- voree can reconcile them, either to them- selves or to society. Mrs. Forrest Jost her husband's affections by contradict- ing fim, as she says—an Offence to Mrs. Mallony that her husband would have ad- justed by throwing the table at her head, REAL CATHOLICITY. There can be no bond of peace, and no: unity of spirit, without Catholic charity aad communion with every nation under heaven, where men worship God, with reverence and righteousness,according to their knowledge. ‘l'o attain this one re- sult, without which faith and knowledge combined are in the Christian balance nothing worth, the churches must cease to propound debateadle questions touch- dogmatic schemes and scholastic tenets, as mexorable Shibboleths of heaven and | hell between man and men. Laapeereet at words aad names, of opinion and con. jecture, of learning and research, of anise und curmmin, must be paled off from the eternal, uachangeable, and universal princi pies of the spiritual law, the weight- ier matters of justice, mercy, and faith, brightened by the divinest of the abiding three, the grace that never fails, the grace efier God’s own heart, trusting al! things, hoping all things, believing al! things—fur the best, whose most excel lent name and way, both in heaven and earth, is Charity.—//ilson on Catholieily. CONUNDRU MS, The N. Y. Atlas unburthens itself in this wise: We know not the author of the following excruciating puns, but as enemies to mub jaw, we trust, for the saxe of the public peace, that the wretch has left town. It is difficult to conceive of a human brain that could perpetrare anything more villeisoug than the follow- iag:’ What kind of paper most resem- bles a sneeze ?—Tissue paper. Why is a carving kuite likeapig’s 'al? Because itis fou ished over a han. Why isa ivan puliing up his shirt collar hke fi. - wan?—Because he is after Mordecai (more dickey.) Who is the shortest man menioned m the Bible? Knee-high- iaiah. ae ee CURLOUS NOfH OF HAND. An English paper relates the following civctms ance ashaving happened some time ago in Kilkenny :-—* A tailor, who was tarried to a very sickly woman, got enamored ofayoung girl who lived in ins neighboartood, ditions he azreed to give her.promise, ip writing, to marry her inmediately on the demisé of lis wile; in consequence of vhich Mr. Suip passed the following curious nue ef hand; ‘In. two days af.er the demise of my present wife | promi e to marry Miss Morganor order, value received, under £50 © sterling, Given under my hand this sixteenti day of May, é&c, J. Sullivan.” As Honest Osirvany.—A Western paper, annoueiay (ue death of a resident of the country, says: —"“ He came te. his} death by too irequently nibbling at the es- | sence .of, the sull-worn, which soon ; placed bimin @ non-traveiling condition. He Jay out, the might previous to Ins dead near a cotton gin in this place, and, was found ico tae on the filowing morning fe¢,medical aid to be of much inpurtance in staying. his breath, Ife had been w regular tippler for the last half century.” ; Mitnvew sy Buoxs.—I send the fol- lowing receipt, whick | have copied from a..o-k containing many others: —Jakea jeatuer dipped in spirits of wine,and light- iy Wash over the backs and covers. To pevent mould put a litte int writing ink. Another—T'o take mildew out of and on Certain con- » members geveraliy, by the tntradnerior mixit with vinegar, and lay it on both sides witl®a painter’s brush, “Then let it le in the open aic til] the spots are out.— ‘Noles and Queries: REPORTER'S SUMMARY. | WepNespay, May 7. Surverogs or Shirpina.—The fol- lowing Address to His Mxcellency, was maved by Mr. Wieurman, and adopted by the House. Mr. Wightman, Mr. Yeo, and the hon. Mr, Lord, were then appointed & Committee to present the Acdress to His Excellency. T'o His ExcellencySin Avexanper Baux- NERMAN, Knight, Lieutenant Governor and Commander-in-Chie/, in and over Her Majesty's Island Prince Edward, Chancellor, Vice-Admiral, and Ordi- nary of the same, &c., &c., &e. May si PLEAS£ your Exce.vrncy; The House of Assembly, in order to affird more facility and lessen the ex- pense tv the Mercantile community, and others engaged-in the shipping trade and building in this Colony, in procuring Registers for shipping, are desirous that additional Surveyors should be appointed; the House of Assembly, therefure, re- spectfully request that your Excellency in Coune)l, will be pleaged to recommend to the Commissionets. of [Ber Majesty’s Customs, the appointinent of a surveyor ef Shipping in King’s, and Prince Coun- ties. Mr. Wicutman informed the House that the Comittee, having presented the Address accordingly, [is Excellency was pleased to say, that he would use his in- fluence to procure the appointments re- commended in the Address, Trurspay, Mar 8. Bur to Reecvare tuk Sare oF Porsons.—lHon. Mr. WHELAN rose and moved the suspension of the Order ex- cluding the introduction of new matter, in order that he might have leave to in- troduce a Bill to reynlate the sale of Poisons. The honorable tember said, he had been induced to turn his attention to the question, by the frequency of coin- plaints, from individaals resident in dul- ferent parts of the country, who. had valuable dogs destroyed by poisoned meats, Which had been exposed for the purpose of destroying fuxes fur the sake of their furs. ‘This mode of killing foxes had he said, been very commpn, of late, throughout the Island; and the poison used tor the purpose was one of tee mosi sibule and deadly known :o modern chemists. The practice, therefore, was a very dangerous one: and there can be no dowbi, that it wes the duty of the Le- vislature to interfere, with a view to the protection of the lives of valuable dumes- tic animals, wlich were endangered by it. Ife had the Billin his hands for some time, but had pot before been able to find a suitable Opportunity for its introduction ; aud, at that late period of the Session, lie wou'd not have twoved in the matter, were it pot one Which was not at all dikely to provoke digc1asion, as the necessity of the measure would, he imagined, be e@deut to all. Mr. Crark and Mr. Twornron brief- ly opposed the motion, not as opposed to the Bill, but solely on account of the in convemence which would be caused to of pew matter, end consequent prolonoa- tion of the Session,at atime when the | .bours of the season and the prosecution of thete private affairs, so imperatively de- manded their presence elsewhere. ‘he question being put oa the hon- orable member's motion, it passed in the negative. ‘The Appropriation Bill was introduced by the hon. Mr Jagpine;. read a_ first time and second time, and ordered to be read a third time to-morwew. LAW BILL. Hon Mk Wresan’s Barristers’ Bin. —TVhis bill having been read a second , tim. and commutied to a Com nitiee of the whole House— The Hon. Mr Wueuan observed, that, linen: Mix powdered starch and soft sup with half the quantity of bay salt; as considerable ditference. of opinion. pre- vailed in this House, as to the principle of the first part of the Bilas it then stvod and althongh there might be a. niajority’ nevertheless, 10 agree to itin the Assem, bly, he was apprehensive, it would not re- of the Legislature. In order, therefore, to meet the views of all honorable members in the Assembly, and to secure the pas- sage of the Bili inthe other end of the bulding, he had had a new clause prepar- ed, which he would move in amendment. ‘This clause was based upon the recipro- city principle, and went to provide, that in all cases where the Supreme Courts of the ether Provinees were opened to the admission of Barristers and Attornys from this Island, on appheation being made for such admission, then that the Supreme Court of this Island should be opened to the admission of Barristers and Attorneys from such other Provinces, and that they might enjoy all the privileges now enjoyed by members of the Bar of this Colony, without being subjected toa twelvemonth's apprenticeship,as the present Jaw requires. This was an amedm mt which he thought uo honorable member could object to, as it was founded upoda just and equitable principle. The clause was then read and egreed to without any discussion, tion. Me Whesasn said, that the se- cond clanse of the Bill wasalmost a literal copy of an Act lately passed by the Legi:~ lature of Nova Scotia; and went to extend the privilege of pleading in our Courts to any of Her Majesty’s subjects, as well for others as for themselves, the only condi- tion annexed to such a privilege being, thatthe person seeking to emoy it, shall be duly qualified to vote fora Member of the Aesembly. At the present he (hon. Mr. Whelan) was aware, that any person had theeright of pleading in the Coarts for hinself, but, be thought the House might sufely go further, and allow liymen to plead for others. It was true that this principle met with a good deal of opposi- tion, when it was discussed in the Nova Scotia Legislature ; but its adoption had cot been found, so far, to work to the dis- advantage either of the profession, or of any other class of the inhabitants of that Province; and he had noe doubt, that, in lecourse of time, it would be found jo be of'material benefit. MrWuicutman said that this Colony was far differently situated from Nova Scotia. ‘There the Bill in question had been intro- duced by the Hon. Provincial Secretary, a pventlemen of great ability, and coropetent ty practise the profession: and the Billwas, in all likelyhood, imtredueed by him with ihe view of practising the profession. Here, however. underthe operation of the clause just read, persons might be admuiited to plead at the ar, without standing or cha- racter, Whose only recommendation would be effrontery and impudence. > He would have no ebjection to persons, pleading for themse!ves ; but he was apprehensive that ihe: public might, in some cases, be led astray by having their cases comrniited to the hands of jedividuals uaskillied: in the | laws. tle was aware that persons of thal desenption might be found ready enough to jake up cases, and, in his own neigit- bourheed, such inlividusls were pet walt. ing to assume sueh audacity: that being tue ouly objection he hid to the prinetple ot the Bill. M> Trorsron could not think, that any advantage Wouki result from giving to lav ; els}, HOUSE OF ASSEMBL y/ ceive the concurrence of the other Branch ae emer eee mea the priv lage contemplated by 2 thatis. to allow them io plead for others, | particularlyas we had not at present a yr | portionate amount of talent ta this Celons, (asin the nerghboring Proviaces, and he was «tran au would be an inducement fit | busy tatermeddling iedividuals, to get ig- noraat persons to employ them in the Courts, to their ultimate loss. He would not, nevertheless, Oppose the passage ol ‘the Bali. for. af found to be impracticable, it wowid speedily work its own cure. result from its operation. At all events, there woul) be no disadvantage, for 4 is not at all bkely that the Judges would ai- low any person the privilege of pleading, unless he were one of geod mora}-charac— ter, in whose honesty @ client might cor— fide; and he was happy to eay, that, in Nuva Scotia, where the priveiple has bees tried, no loss has fallen upon any indivi- dual inthe comrounity. It was true. aa» was remarked by the hon. member from Murray Harbour, that we could not eom- pete with the other Previnces on the go. ¢ of talent; butif we had bot jew men ot learning and genius amongst us; ourmTe- quiremeats were proportionably tew. Be- cause we have net a great number of mew of talent in this Colony nor the field wheres- in their talents might be cultivated, aad made to subserve the publicinteresis, War, in his (Mr. Whelan’s) epinion, a very poor argument for refusing to the people of this Island a privilege, which required no extraordinary ability to enjey n, provided that honesty and integrity were not ob- solete qualifications ia this Island. He (Mr Whelan) thought’ the Colony must be miserably poor indeed. in regard to intellectual wealih, .f there eould not be found in almost every walk of dite, men capable of competing with the gentlemen now at the Bar of this Island; aye, and of excelling some of them too. ‘ihe claus@ was then read and agreed to, when the Speaker took the chair and the chairman reported the bill agreed to Wiih one amendment. It was then or- dered to be engrossed. - SMALL Di. br LAW. Smatn Dest Acts.—Mr.. THORN- TON, from the committee appointed to re~ port by Bill or otherwise, Ou certain con- temp lited amendnicats te the Small Dedis Acts, presented a Report which is as fol- laws: ans ‘ That having carefully examined the several Acts relating to the recovery of Smail Debts,they are of opinion, that the principal amendments required are: Ist. An extension of the Jurisdiction of the Courts in the amounts sued fur--bot if it is extended, say to the amount vf £15 or£20, then quarterly Courts to be esta blished for the recovery of al] amounts above £8. 3d. A revision of the Table of Fees. 4th. ‘The Coutts to have power to aliow time for-paymenton a Capiss Judgment. in a similar manner with other Judgn ents, . as given under 3l sec. 7 Vict. cap. 2. Sth.. Form of affidavit of Appellant to» be altered. 6th. Creditor to be obliged: to carn- mence his suit in the Court nearest to hiss own or the Devtor’s residence; bit: vhe- Creditor to have the option of either Couet. Tih. The Act and Capias Execution io be amendesl, so as.to enable the Consta- ble to levy on the Goods and Chatiles of» the Defendent (if any to be found) for the Judgment and Costs. Your Committee considering the imipert- anceot these and other alterations whieh maybe found advisableyand the jate period ofthe Session, recommend that the rontter should be deferred ull next Sessions se us ivenable the Fxecuuve Geverrinent tw mature a measure in amendment, and cor- - solidation of, the several Acts relating so the recovery of Smal! Debts. ‘She Report was received, read, aud er. . dered w be laid en the ‘Table. r rtDsyys)Maye®. FINES ON SHERIFFs. Remission of {Fines for not serving cs Suerivrs.—Mr. FRASER, agreeably w notice, rose and moved the following Ad- dress: To His Excclincy Sia ALEXANDER Dan- NEKMAN, Lictt. Governor, dc. &..d c. May it please your Execelleney; The liouse of Assembly, Hreing that during the jast Spring, Berjeunim Davies jion. Mr. Wuenan replied, that the argument of the hon member from Mara tlarbour was quite of a plece with his p:- neral conduct in that House. Ibe could hot see any utility in apy measure which did not emanate from himself, or from those with whomhe generally acted. [le world not, however. da the bonvureble gentleman the injustice to suppose, that he was ectuated bypana unworthy move, in making objections to the principle ot the Bill: it is indeed, quite probable that he could not see theradvaniage that might and Wiliam Clark, Msars., twe otis Mea bers, were appointed Jo the cfice of High Shei for Queen's eid Pinwe Counties, respectively, al @ time when they wer ea! @i upon by a. Proclamation to atte ds to sneir Legislative dues and thit sand Members_could net yersenally perterm the duues of said Ofhee, wibhous neglectiag their duties as Tepreseniatives of the Beo- ple, were necessitated ta decline the same. For which declination the sad Members vecameg liable by the Acts 26 Geo. 3, and Withomat, toa penalty of £20 each; amy, . a an —— a seen