Volume 4 
     
    
   
   
    
     ’November 24,1972 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' What isliniversity? 
     
    
   
   
    
     —it is a community where everybody knows 
     
     everybody else and hot gossip is old news. 
     
     -it is a place where people who do drugs 
     
     walk around-in sunglasses,long hair,beards 
     
     and dirty jeans, to show everyone what non 
     
     conformity is all about. 
     
     -it is a place where you can get your head 
     
     together if you don't take exams,deadlines 
     
     and footnotes,as well as a few fellow stu- 
     
     dents, too seriously. ‘ 
     
    

    
     :i-it is a suburb of Gentleman Jim's. 
     
     —it‘is aplace where you check your mail 
     
     four, maybe five, times a day. 
     
     —it is a place where talk of a co—ed res- 
     
     idence is still talk. . 
     
     —it is a place where students still talk of 
     
     Fitzie days. 
     
     -it is a place where an independent course 
     
     of study is available to students with in: 
     
     itiative. _ ' 
     
     -it is a place'where two religiouly conser 
     
     vative universities were formed into one 
     
     religiously conservative university. 
     
     -it is a place that alienates out-of—resi- 
     
     dence students as much as in-residence st- 
     
     udents. ’ ‘ 
     
     —it is>aplace where you can't hold a "Grer 
     
     se—IN" because half the students wouldn't 
     
     have to dress up. 
     
     -it is aplace where the professors are mo- 
     
     re radical than the students. 
     
    

    
     _ -it is aplace that Jim Foley left behind. 
     
    

    
     n—it is aplacegwhere girls still wear long v . . 
     
     gowns,and guys sport shirt,tie,and jacket 
     
     when they want to look nice. 
     
    

    
     -it is a campus open to change and waiting 
     
     for the right students to make it happen. 
     
     ’—it is whatever you want it to be and what 
     
     ever you are willing to put into it....its 
     
    

    
     future is yours.e 
     
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     Number 10 
     
    
   
   
    
     Why is University? 
     
    
   
   
    
     MEMO: Could you please tell me why we're 
     
     here? Even they don't know why we're here. 
     
     ITEM: An organization which doesn't know 
     
     why it exists is in trouble. Why does the 
     
     university exist? Choose one reason from 
     
     the following: 
     
    

    
     (A) To keep the kids off the street dur- 
     
     ing their identity crises. (Erik Erikson 
     
     says that these happen in your early twe- 
     
     nties.) (The Great Protector Theory). 
     
    

    
     (B) To turn out cultured individuals,su- 
     
     perbly equipped with a knowledge of Ein- 
     
     stein physics,molecular biology,the ma- 
     
     ting habits of New Guinea woodpeckers and 
     
     social stratification in Montreal to ena- 
     
     ble the graduate to quote liberally from 
     
     Trudeau,McLuhan,Freud,and McCartney. (The 
     
     Dilettante Theory). 
     
    

    
     _ (C) To provide students with a critical 
     
     view of their society and suggested means 
     
     that they can use to correct the problems 
     
     they have discovered and studied. (The 
     
     SOCially Relevant Theory). 
     
    

    
     (D) To dehumanize the individual to the 
     
     extent that he fits into society in some 
     
     "useful" form or another. (The We-Have-a 
     
     Wheel-Which—Needs-a—Cog—Theory). 
     
    

    
     (E) To give a guy a dgreee in return for 
     
     some suffering so that he can get a better 
     
     job than the next guy and earn more money. 
     
     (The Deferred Gratification Theory). 
     
    

    
     (F) To have fun,to meet a lot of people, 
     
     ‘to talk-and explore ideas and discover yoa 
     
     urself. (The Existential Hedonist Theory). 
     
    

    
     (C) To provide an intellectual community 
     
     of scholars and a place where research can 
     
     take place. (The anastery Theory). 
     
    

    
     Seriously, exactly what did you come to 
     
     university for? Which theory,if any,do you 
     
     feel most at home with? 
     
    

    
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