Canada Employment Centre Health Canes Pra es 
     
    
   
   
    
     17 October 89 Chartered Accountant Student - accounting students 
     
     Open M - F 8:30 - 4:30 Doctors: M 9:30 - 12 Dr. Tweel T 1 - 
     
     4 Dr. MacKenzie Th 9:30 - 12 Dr. Gillis 
     
     Please phone for appointment 566 - 0616 or drop by during of- 
     
     21 Oétober 1989 — Accelerated Economist TRaining Program,’ the F¢ ins > officer fice hours. Appointments are not necessary but would be appreci- 
     
     the.Entry-Level Officer or the Purchasing Officer roauire writhen ated. The health centre is located in the basement of Marion Hall. 
     
    
   
   
    
     tests which: will. be on 21 October 89 
     
    
   
   
    
     Contest 
     
    
   
   
    
     PART TIME EMPI a 
     
     PART TIME EMPL I Yes, you too can have your 
     
    
   
   
    
     20 October 89 , Manager Trainee , - Royal Bank of Canada 
     
    
   
   
    
     30 October. 89 Information Session -— Robertson Library 110 - Royal Canada 
     
    
   
   
    
     various empl nt opportunities for st onts seek g par time jobs during ene quote put in Officer Bob’s Bub- 
     
    

    
     these opportunities are both on campus and of campus. ble. Each week we will be taking 
     
     submissions for Officer Bob to be 
     
     rude, naughty, sexy or just pissed 
     
    
   
   
    
     off. 
     
    
   
   
    
     To have your quote put in 
     
     next weeks issue, just submit it to 
     
     the Gem office in the dark, clini- 
     
     cally clean basement of Main, and 
     
     stuff them into our wondérful en- 
     
     velope. Or you can just send your 
     
     submissions by VAX Mail to ac- 
     
     count GEM. Just tell us that your 
     
     submission is for the Officer Bob 
     
     Quote Contest and we will be 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Where your Vat jfe] a glad to add it to the overwhelm- 
     
     Will J are] l=) Fe efor eal tayy ing pile that we have on file for 
     
     " the upcoming contest. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Public Service of Canada is 
     
    
   
   
    
     rae 
     
     currently recruiting high-calibre $ ees 3 
     
     .. university graduates with initiative, ; MOEA S Ef 
     
     Balt NAL ae lale Miele mola Ulmer elees oe EE EEG a r | n 
     
     . ~ s F de er 
     
     Looking for a challenge and a PAT te ; seer, 
     
     rewarding career? Positions will be sites 7 y 
     
     available next spring in audit. : 
     
     finance, engineering, computer | ape ae 
     
     sciences, statistics, economics, oe ue, Rae 
     
     sociology, psychology, criminology, ; crs 
     
     social work, nursing, ssh eh “ noes 5 : 
     
     administration, as well as in the foe LPS Poa | 
     
     foreign service. ARES Cae . Make ct Auto 
     
    
   
   
    
     To find out more, pick up acopy of our 
     
     information kit from the student 
     
     placement office on your campus. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Further information is available at the Canada Employment 
     
    
   
   
    
     Library, (Student Services). Elaine Sobey or Diane Mé 
     
    
   
   
    
     Elaine Sobey 
     
     officer-in-Charge 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Act now! Applications for audit and 
     
     financial officer positions in the 
     
     Officé’of the Auditor General and the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Office of the Comptroller General Hee : Se ee a 
     
     must be received by September 29, nag Province or State Auto License No. ©. 7 
     
    
   
   
    
     1989. ; 
     
     For all other positions, applications 
     
     must be received by October 13, 1989. 
     
    

    
     This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would 
     
     receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble at- 
     
     tempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 
     
     2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African In- 
     
     terior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you 
     
     may think of someone else, other than yourself, Besides, I don’t like 
     
     domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you proba- 
     
     bly fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early 
     
     transmission failure, (on the expressway at about 4:30 P.M.0. Also, 
     
     may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. 
     
    

    
     With My Compliments 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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