ial ¥ piCTURESQUE ricki Island 3 . 7 . 4 * * o 95¢ at all Bookstores. ated book on P. E. As iliust? s interesting souvenir jelsod, 9° # 4 or tourists. at dearest | ~~ mARLOMETOWN — WME TABLE} (LOCAL TIME.) and Departure of Trains and Steamers. ————— TRAINS es for the west..... 8 35 am se rie from the west.. 950 p m jeomed i leaves for the hei «er 410 p wm. seamostion leaves for t wl he wet poececeesneeesee soveeeee 6 00 p D ienomod 7 ° ies ives from the baat cechiocche OS OB. WEth cseenve soocoooce 0008” ; oomed ‘on arrives from the ; raed oes te eeteeee 2 25 Dp mM. a vee for the CBOE, occ : = am. ‘ves from the east. . am, fypress arrives ipoomodat leaves for the scccee codtpeces S OO DP WD. Paces iv ro —<- ‘| stEAMERS PRINCESS. ares for Pictou every morniog at soreveeereee J panes Owe am jrives from Pictou every even- iY Bh. eser o eee . eedtcose 8 SD D WM. LA GRANDE LUCHESSE. Arrives from Boston and Halifax every Monday......+++0+-- laves for Boston and Halifax every Wedneeday ........-- HALIFAX. Arcives from Boston and Halifax erty Thuraday ......+. + seseveees Leaves for Halifax and Boston every Friday .... eoese CAMPANA. Arrives from Montreal and Que- bec every alternate Friday.... Leaves for Quebec and Montreal the following Monday evening. CITY OF GHENT. Arrives from Halifax Tharaday afternoon ......0.. .. leaves for Halifax every Friday JACQUES CARTIER. leaves for Orwell Tuesdays, _ Wednesdays, Thuredays........ Wares for Crapaud every Fri- MTT ctccatssccesccce OD fabs leaves for Crapaud every Satur- eae peanebeerees o-cee FERRY BOATS, “Billeborough”—Leaves Ferry Wharf for Southport every half hour. , | ‘Biic”—Leaves for Rocky Point daily at 630, 8,9, 1l,am; 1, 2,4, 6.30, pio, local time. Sundays at9a m, 12.45, 43,4pm. Returning 1.15, 2.30, 3.15 tod 5 p m. “Southport”—Rune up East River every Tuesday, leaving at 5.30 a m, and 3 . local, Runs up West River every te leaving at 5.30 am, and 4p m 12pm. 10am. 7pm eeteeee lpm. every 10a m. 3p ro 2p m. HOTEL ACCOMMODATION. Bhs benefi: of tourists and others tpUblish the following list of hotels and ving houses in Charlottetown and ‘where : Charlottetown—Hotel tel, Revere Hotel, an House, Railway “ute, Duncan House, Fedsen House, se ntnide Clifton House, Russ » Campbell Hotel, Perry House. lest Sea View Hotel, Ocean Tracadie—~ Acadia Hotel. ent Side Hotei. Sope— Cliff House, Mutch House. ley Point—Shaw House. Davies, Queen Eureka House, Houee, Lepage Finlay House, 7 ; froon River Bridge—Finlay Houee. tgttown — Aitken . . Oe, Acadia House Hocee, Tapper mee, + TeVerse—I, Tien: ansdowne Hotel. Beta Rar McKenna House, Bellevue Keneinge? tel. a Hot Clarke's Hotel, Commer- Mout tt Mscdonaid House. oe House ett Clarke’s Hotel; Man- rene er House. : " 1 ouse ‘broaghoa: the ; ue province were Sccommodation at « B we gee RE LAUGHING GAS, | The Strenvonus Life, The house fly lit on a big bald head, Zimmity-busz-ty-thup! Hard were the words the owner said As he lifted his fat hand up. (Zup!) Zimmity-buzs-ty-zum-m-m, zum-m-m, m-m! fhe house fly lit on a plate of hash. Zimmity-buzz-ty-squish! What the diner said we write with a dasb As he wildly ‘‘shooed’’ the dish, ' (Whish!) Zimmity-buzz-ty-zum-m-m, £um-m-m, m-m! The house fly lit on a maiden’s cheek. Zimmity-buzz-ty-ping! She slapped herself so it was red for a week As she called her a horrid thing. (Zing!) Zimmity-buzz-ty-zum-m-m, zum-m-m, m-m! The house fly lit on a brandy fizz. Zimmity-hic-ty-whee! Said she to the mixer, ‘‘Thig is his,”’ ‘Dash your eyes!’’ said he, (Gee!) Zimmity-buzz-ty-zum-m-m, zum-m-m, m-m! The house fly lit and waved her legs. Zimmity-buzz-ty-crid! And deposited seventy million eggs And died with her duty did. (Your bid!) Zimmity-buzz-ty-zum-m-m, zum-m-m, m-m! —New York Press. Getting It Down Fine. “We use the expression colloquially, ‘out of his head,’”’ the instructor remark- ed, “to describe a Man’s condition when he is not in his right mind, or, as we sometimes say, is “beside himself.’ ”’ “Ah, yes,” said the foreigner who had mastered the language in its plainer forms and had advanced to the study of idiomatic English, “and when a man ees out of hees head and beside heemself it ees at such time he can climb up on hees ear!’’— 1 Living Exemplification of a Theory. “We are what we feed on,” quoted Mr. Hixson, laying down his book. “And I am willing to say the author is right. For example’— “I am already a believer,” Mrs. Hixson mterrupted. “You will insist on having lobster for supper always.” And Mr. Hixson, mortified, grew very red.—Brooklyn Life, Appearances Are Deceptive. I’ve allus notissed, fellers, Hit’s a risky thing to do To kalkalate accordin To how things looks to you. The man ’at talks the nicest Don’t he’p you up the hill; The cne ’at prays the loudest Don’t allus pay his bill. Sometimes the biggest fishes Bites the smallest kinds of baits, An mighty ugly wimmin Can make the best of mutes. The smartest lookin feller May be a rea’lar fool; You’re allus k ‘st By the me« t lookin mule. —Lee County (Fla.) Journal. ked the high Johnny’s Choice, *’roud Father—Always be a good boy ana mind your teacher, and some day you may be prime minister. Johnny—I don’t want to be prime min- ister. Proud Father—What do you want to be? Johnny—! want to be a mounted police- man.—Tit-Bits. No Insuit Intended. Reporter—You remind me of a barrel of ashes on a windy day. Politician—Sir! Reporter—Oh, no harm! I mean that Herald. The Useful Kicker, Here’s to the man whose wrath will make The people round him shiver, Who rails until the menials quake And quite upsets his liver, For when, forsooth, nobody jogs The laggard to his duty, He goeth straightway to the dogs And lands as satan’s booty. So tail, good kicker! I would fain Walk placidly behind you. There’s naught which tempts me to complain Whenever i can find you. No more the churl once chid by thee Talks quick and travels slowly; His terror bids him courteous be E’en to the meek and lowly. Scdden, Pheumatism.. is Uric Acid in the blood. Unhealthy kidneys are the cause of the acid bein there. If the kidneys avt as they should ag | would strain the Uric Acid out of the system and rheuma- tism wouldn't occur. Rhew- matism is a Kidney Dis. ease. Dodd's Kidney Pills have made a great part of their reputation curing Rheumatism. So get at the cause of those fearful shooting pains and stiff, aching joints. There is but one sure way— Dodd's * ood Many pri «) Kid ney be obtained, sbeal Farther inferma- other é 1g 4 * i re ee you also are in the public eye.—Syracuse } Blanche—Old Blowitz said he would ———————————— THE DAILY EXAMINER, marry me if he were 20 years younger. Cholly—Twenty years younger? ‘That would be exactly my age. Blanche—Oh, Cholly, this is so sudden! —Town Topics. Man and Millinery. These girls and hats, these hats and girls, Keep my heart and brain im dizzy whirls. In violet hat first Phyllis sweet Wins o’er me conquest all complete, Then Delia, crowned with roses pink, Enslaves me to proposal’s brink. For Madge, in lilies white and rare, My soul doth never choice declare. But saucy Nell neath cherries red Drives all the others from my head. Oh, how my fickle fancy whirls— These girls and hats, these hats and girls! —Chicago Record. He Knew the Value of a Hand. “Ah!” he exclaimed unconsciously as he stroked the heiress’ beautiful hand. “I have never before held such a perfect hand—al! diamonds.’’"—Philadelphia North American. She Was a Pug. He’d win her for his wife, he thought, But be, alas, was thirty-one! One chance he had she might be caught; _ He’d win her for his wife, he thought. A raffie ticket he had bought; The prize, a pug—and forty won! We'd win her for his wife, he thought, But he, alas, was thirty-one! —Philadelphia Preas. A Picture Is Better Than Nothing. “So Miss Primrose has purchased a kodak?” “Yes. I presume she thinks she can catch a man that way.’’—Philadelpbis Bulletin. What He Meant. *"Your fare!’’ the tall conductor sald. “What? Sir!’ cried Mistress Pickle. * did not mean your face,”’ he said; “‘What I meant was your nickel.” —Baltimore American. THE RACE PROBLEM. Instead of teaching the negro how to’ support himself, acquire property and be- some an influence in government, we are teaching him to be discontented, idle and incendiary.—Washington Post. The south seems to be the home of the negro for all time, and it is the southern people who must deal with him. The less intermeddling from the outside by people absolutely ignorant ef conditions the bet- ter.—Baltimore Sun. There is a disposition to say that this zace problem is a national one. In a large way it is. But the communities that have to face it practically are the southern states, the old slave states, and it will not do to say that the south has no interests in it distinguishable from those of the north.—Indianapolis News. LAUNDRY LINES. Make your iron holders square, then double them and sew up the ends. They will not drop off when the iron is put down. If short of room for hanging clothes, put your lines parallel with each other and about two feet apart; then hang from one line to the other. This is worth re membering if you dry your clothes in a piazza or unused room in winter. It is a mistake to iron flannels. If pulled out evenly while on the line, so they dry in good shape, and if, when dry, they are folded and put in the bottom of | the clothesbasket and the other clothes piled on them, they will be smooth enough te suit anybody bvt a crank. Hot irons take the life owt of flannel. CURTAIN RAISERS. “To Have and to Hold” is to be dram- atized. Stuart Robson will use “Oliver Geld- smith’’ next season. A new pastoral comedy bears the title of “Cowslip Farm.” Mme. Modjeska is to appear the com- ing season in a revival of Shakespeare’s “King John.” Scalchi, the favorite operatic contralto of the early seventies, is to appear on the vaudeville stage. The author of “The Iron Tooth” is to prepare another play under the directioa of Emperor William. In “The Bowery After Dark” a part is now being written for Terry McGov- ern, the boxer, who will appear in it next season. Mr. J. B. Jefferson, in speaking of the close of his father’s season, mentioned the fact that Joseph Jefferson is now 72 years old. Molly Elliot Seawell’s new story, ‘““The House of Egremont,” is to be dramatized by William Young, author of the stage version of “Ben-Hur.” Miss Marie Tempest will appear as Nell Gwynne in Anthony Hope and Ed- ward Rose’s adaptation of Hope’s novel, “Simon Dale,” in London. Henry E. Dixey has been engaged to originate the character of Francois in Langdon Mitchell’s dramatization of his father’s (Dr. S. Weir Mitchell) story, “The Adventures of Francois.” The new play, “Her Majesty,” in which Grace George will appear, was produced for copyright purposes in, Lon- don; but, as the lord chamberlain object- ed to the title, the name was changed to “Honoria.” WRITERS AND PAINTERS. Mark Twain is hard at work upon aa- other book. He does all his writing be- fore noon, gives the rest of the day to what he is pieased to call “loafing” and corrects proofs in the evening. M. Zoia has left Paris for his country house at Medan, where he is to apply te.“Fecondite.” will give to his new social study. CHARLUTTETON AUGUST }, 1996 Alexavaer IL, Alexander LIL and Nicho- las II. Julian Story, the artist, has been in Boston lately, painting an important portrait of a prominent resident of that it) He has just left, but will return in the fall to execute a number of commis- one SlOaTs. ; Mr. Story is the husband of Em- ma Eames, the opera singer, and son of the late Williem W. Story, the sculptor, THE DOMINIE. The Rev. Dr. George C. Lorimer, pas-- tor of Tremont Temple, Boston, has de- clined his recent election to the presi- dency of Columbian university, Washing- ton. Bishop Thoburn has stirred Methodists with his scheme to raise an army of 100,- QUO evangelists to convert 2,000,000 per- sons and incidentally to raise $20,000,000 during the next ten years. Rev. Dr. C. C. Tiffany, archdeacon of the Protestant Episcopal diocese of New York, will preach the baccalaureate ser- mon at Dickinson college at the coming comimencement. He was graduated from Dickinson in the class of ’50. Bishop Hartzel! says that as he was being whirled along in a luxuriously ap- pointed car from New York to Chicago he found himself thinking about a recent trek of his in South Africa. The dis- tance was 700 miles, and the motive pow- er was eight oxen. Urinary Troubles Kidney and Bladder Aliments that Would Yield Only to Dr. Chase’s Kidney-Liver Pills. Mr. Wm. Giles, carpenter, Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., #states:—** Unsolicited I write to tell you of the good qualities of Dr. Chase’s Kidney-Liver Pills in curing urinary troubles. I do not write for your especial profit, but for the good of those afflicted as I have been. I have used eight boxes, and do not now feel the old trouble in the least. “TI felt relief one hour after taking the firet pill. It is a great source of comfort to me to know that there is a medicine to help my weak kidneys. Those wishing further particulars may address me as above.” Dr. Chase’s Kidney-Liver Pills are specific for all kidney, bladder, and urinary derangements, and liver troubles, and have an enormous sale all over this continent. One pill a dose, 23 cents a box, at all dealers, or Ed- manson, Bates and Co., Toronto. Dr. Chase’s Ointanent is a positive and absolute cure for piles. It ie the only preparation which is guaranteed to cure every form of piles. ——? Something New Something Nice FOR TOURISTS and for our own people. Direct from England comes ashipment of P, E. ISLAND CREST CHINAWARE, made expressly for Haezard & Moore. Everybody should have a piece of this beautiful Island crest goods. All sorts of sizes and pieces, See our show window. Haszard & Moore himself assiduously to the preparation of a new work of fiction which is to be a The novelist has not yet decided upon the title which he Ivan Constanovitch Alvasovski, the fa- Armenian painter, has just died. Wor some time he had been a professor in knows there is one sure way to reach a man’s heart, and that is by always having a nicely spread table. To do this you must have choice groceries, canned goods and provisions. ° We Can Help YousThere; We have the best of everything in that line. What we want is your trade; can we have it! Pie JOHN McKENNA., Queen Street, 4, slieetmnineeimanaid : ; ’ tis TOV. Acuuemy of Kine Arts at St. ae ‘ Poteuburg, torn in 1817, he was the 7 favorite artist of four ezars—Nicholas I, D A BRUCE : * e , Ic CUSTOM TAILORING, AND MENS FURNISHINGS Morris Blosk Diract South of Post IRs, We Want todo Business Yith You We want your trade in Clothing and Men’s Furnishings, we are doing our best to advance your patronage. ‘ Our store is one of the prettiest and best lighted in Ch. r- lottetown, enabling you to carefully examine the goods azd helping to make buying easy, * Make it a point to give our store a trial. will be pleased with your visit and purchase, We have an unusally large and weil selected stock. Here are a few lines we are selling quantities of just now. We are sure you , > Mens Underwear. Men’s Fine Cotton Shirts and Drawers usually sold for 20 to 25¢ per garment, Our reduced price........seseeeee 15€ Men’s Double thread Balbriggan Shirts and Drawers regular ERIOR.DO0., :. ONE, DEBs orn oWccc.gecccccocsuge cosyeesee = i A heavier PERM og pari. cues pikp 0.s0sacesstensenees 60¢ Men’s Natural Cotton Shirts and Drawers, well finished, feel like silk, well worth $2.50. As we have an extra supply of this line we have reduced the price, the suit......$2.00 Natural Wool, Medium Weight, although the manufacturers price is advanced, we will sell at old price .........$2,25 For those who cannot wear cotton we have very fine and light weight made from Australian wool, the suit........$4.00 Men’s Colored Shirts. In this line we have the largest stock of up-to-date pattera found in the city. Stiff bosom, collar and cuffs attached, sizes 14, 144, 15,163 and 16, Reduced from 75c to. ...cccccccccccsecccvccene Dark and mdeium dark stripes and checks, open fronts, regular prices $1.25 and $1.35 reduced to...... ceceseeee ee dh OO Silk Front Shirts with or without coilars. Straw Hats at less than cost. “TRADE WITH US AND YOU'LL SAVE MONEY.” D. A. Bruce MORRIS BLOCE. cs iaa AAA anil gg iain it li ia is ait iin ee Bi a sa esate S32 tie. The Gem Freezer and the Priecs. ZL Quart $1.25 | 2 « 1.50 ) Ss LI 4 2.20 Retrigerators at cost. We guarantee our prices the lows_v. DODD & ROGERS = ITHE SEASIDE HOTEL Opens for the season on {July Ist. This Hetel has without doubt the finest location of any Summer Reserten the Island, Fine surf and still water bathing, beautiful walks and drives through one of the finert sections of our Island, and good fishing within a short te among the advantages to be had by patronizing the “Seaside.’ Also Re aa saranda bowling alley, ete., goed tables. Terms moderate. Apply to Mrs. Newsen at the Hotel, heer JOHN WEWSON, Gharistietewn