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     JOURNALIST WRITER 
     
     seeks research staff for ‘ALOUD 
     
     THOUGHT?’ column. Only seri- 
     
     ous persons need apply because 
     
     the work sucks and so does the 
     
     pay. Apply c/o The GEM co- 
     
     editors 566-0629 or the GEM 
     
     computer account. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Rasa 
     
    
   
   
    
     FOR SALE; one 
     
    
   
   
    
     offer. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Want 
     
    
   
   
    
     Blanchard 
     
     RM 666 as 
     
    
   
   
    
     please cal 
     
     gray assor 
     
     Elizabeth 
     
     toxic dr@gs. 
     
     FROSH stuff...hope t 
     
     men and animals can 
     
     phone 566-0629 ask f 
     
    
   
   
    
     of 
     
    
   
   
    
     JAKE & others, 
     
    
   
   
    
     We appologize for twisting 
     
     your arms and forcing you to 
     
     READ the FLF. Next time why 
     
     don’t you scream a bit louder and 
     
     sooner. 
     
    
   
   
    
     —Faithful Submitter 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE BES 
     
    
   
   
    
     d arrange to tr 
     
     underthings. In 
     
    
   
   
    
     > 
     
    
   
   
    
     anchard. RM 003, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Found: One eyebrow. Will 
     
     trade for watch. Inquire Blan- 
     
     chard 315. Ask for The Punker. 
     
    
   
   
    
     JAKE: Get a sense of humor!!! 
     
    

    
     If you don’t like what these guys 
     
    

    
     are putting in the 5 Lines Free, 
     
    

    
     don’t read it! Myself, I like to 
     
    

    
     be amused once in a while! - A 
     
     Faithful Reader. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Happy 20th Birthday 
     
     Betty Halman Oct 17 
     
    
   
   
    
     —From ‘The Gang’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     HEY JAKE - GIVE YOUR 
     
     HEAD A SHAKE!! You have 
     
     been marked for a flurry of com- 
     
     ments from the FLF Society, so 
     
     be prepared!!! — da Biker and 
     
     Pungeonmaster 
     
    
   
   
    
     “7 
     
    
   
   
    
     H, Hogan, TO 
     
     heap and occasionally legal. BONNIE J 
     
     ee you at the spa. The WWF, the only world organization where 
     
     pe each other on T.V. FOR SALE: one 1985 Mazda SPORT Coupé 
     
     Derick Webber. Cheapest offer only. To Barry Q: can i have 
     
     two Rob Roy's and one cheap K-car stationwagon to go... 
     
     ed: one Blond with a large dog who is into strange and bizzare 
     
     TO ALL JEEP OWNER''S and other 4X4ers 
     
     TER PLAYGROUND IN THE MARITIMES, for four wheeling that is... Wanted to 
     
     rent: one goldfish and three girbles Call 566-0]23 after midnight. REQUIRED; asap 
     
    
   
   
    
     roni. and cheese. Inquire at Blanchard RM 406. Best. 
     
    
   
   
    
     e care of four caring 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘individuals.Apply in 
     
    
   
   
    
     large cute buns, call me or come to Beradine 
     
    
   
   
    
     apts. 
     
     EAP RMO ici 
     
    
   
   
    
     LLEEN... ASHLE 
     
    
   
   
    
     To the New Guy on the Bas- 
     
     ketball Team (the history buff), 
     
    
   
   
    
     You’re gorgeous and I love” 
     
    
   
   
    
     you! What’s your name? 
     
     signed Basketball Bunny 
     
    
   
   
    
     For Sale: 
     
    
   
   
    
     one slightly burnt red surf- 
     
     guard jacket, cheap as I am get- 
     
     ting another one free. (HaHa!) 
     
    
   
   
    
     -signed suckhole. 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Invalid: 
     
    
   
   
    
     My mother wanted to know 
     
     where the splinters in my pants 
     
     came from. Please get aluminum 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘crutches. 
     
    
   
   
    
     -signed Nat King Clo 
     
    
   
   
    
     Warning: Health and Welfare Canada advises that danger to health increases with amount smoked — avoid inhaling, 
     
    
   
   
    
     pA tj KMM 
     
     l¥ig@f blue 
     
     - Go sme girl 
     
    
   
   
    
     } For sale: large sum 
     
     AN McCABE nice job on 
     
    
   
   
    
     WELCOBE TO 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Amazon Aly, 
     
     So how’s the bounce? 
     
     —Foiled Again 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear A.T. 
     
    

    
     Where’s the pizza! 
     
    

    
     -From your friend from the 
     
     Tradewind in Bernardine 
     
    
   
   
    
     LOST: Burgandy eyeglasses 
     
     of wire frames. ‘They are in a pink 
     
     case. If found, please turn in to 
     
     circulation desk in library or con. 
     
     tact Gail at 836-5539. Thanks! 
     
    
   
   
    
     BIKER, | 
     
    
   
   
    
     I have returned to the pages 
     
     of FLF. You will have to listen 
     
     to my roar and bow to my exhis- 
     
     tence or face your greatest fear, 
     
     Death! t