UPEI
      STUDENT
      NEWSPAPER
     
    
   
   
    
     
      December
      4,
      2002
     
    
   
   
    
     
      editor-in-chief
     
     
      Matt
      STEWART
     
    
   
   
    
     
      production
      manager/graphics
     
     
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      copy
      editor
     
     
      Catherine
      SWEET
     
    
   
   
    
     
      advertising
      manager
     
     
      Natasha
      MacKINNON
     
    
   
   
    
     
      distribution
      manager
     
     
      Lennie
      MacPHERSON
     
    
   
   
    
     
      contributers
     
     
      Aimee
      ARSENAULT
     
     
      Andrew
      MacPHEE
     
     
      Cat
      WILCOCK
     
     
      Chris
      DOIRON
     
     
      Claire
      HENDERSON
     
     
      Denise
      REISER
     
     
      Gary
      VINCENT
     
     
      Jay
      COLLINGS
     
     
      Jonathan
      SMITH
     
     
      Julie
      VEINOT
     
     
      Lesley-Anne
      BOURNE
     
     
      Matt
      STEWART
     
     
      Millie
      TRAINOR
     
     
      Richard
      LEMM
     
     
      Ruth
      MATHIANG
     
     
      Stefanie
      RICHARD
     
     
      Alex
      FIELD
     
     
      Chatherine
      SWEET
     
     
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      [2]
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Editorial
      10:
      Not
      Really
      an
     
     
      Editorial...
      More
      of
      an
      Introduction
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      is
      that
      now
      that
      this
     
     
      Creative
      Writing
      issue
      has
      been
     
     
      compiled,
      I
      can’t
      squeeze
      out
     
     
      another
      ounce
      creativity
      for
      the
     
     
      Introduction?
      What
      is
      there
      to
     
     
      say?
      We’re
      tapped
      out.
     
    

    
     
      We
      put
      out
      the
      call
      all
     
     
      over
      campus
      and
      you
      responded
     
     
      with
      poems
      and
      short
      stories.
     
     
      Some
      contributors
      are
      familiar
      to
     
     
      The
      Cadre,
      and
      others
      are
      Cadre
     
     
      virgins.
      All
      were
      welcome
      to
     
     
      the
      publishing
      love-in
      we
      call
     
     
      the
      Creative
      Writing
      Issue.
     
    

    
     
      The
      basic
      point
      is
      for
      you
     
     
      to
      delay
      your
      studies.
      You
      know
     
     
      you
      have
      to
      remember
      why
     
     
      hexavalent
      chromium
      is
      toxic,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
         
        
     
     
       
       
     
     
         
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ft.
      ee
     
     
      I
      hove.
      three
     
     
      papers
      due
      this
     
     
      week
      and
      four
     
     
      exams
     
     
      coming
     
     
      up.
     
     
      ‘eS
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      but
      staring
      at
      the
      wall
      always
     
     
      seems
      so
      much
      more
      appealing.
     
     
      We
      hope
      this
      at
      least
      marginally
     
     
      more
      entertaining.
     
    

    
     
      It’s
      kinda
      nice
      to
      think
     
     
      that
      we’re
      not
      all
      reduced
      to
     
     
      scholastic
      automatons
      by
      this
      .
     
     
      time
      of
      year.
      Usually,
      I’m
      a
      total
     
     
      zombie
      by
      now.
      That’s
      the
      one
     
     
      thing
      this
      issue
      is
      missing:
      a
     
     
      piece
      of
      work
      about
      the
      living
     
     
      undead.
      Oh,
      well,
      the
      next
     
     
      Creative
      Writing
      Issue
      is
      in
     
     
      April.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Catherine
      Sweet,
     
     
      Copy
      Editor
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      hove
      five
     
     
      papers
      and
     
     
      three
      exams!
     
     
      We
      have
     
     
      a
      lot
     
    

    
     
      of
      work
     
     
      to
      do.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
           
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Naw!
      Lets
      work
     
     
      on
      Ccfeative
     
    

    
     
      writing
      for
     
     
      The
      Cadre.