US
      Foreign
      Policy
      in
      Verse
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (to
      the
      tune
      of
      “If
      you’re
      Happy
      and
      You
      Know
      it”)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      you
      cannot
      find
      Osama,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      the
      markets
      are
      a
      drama,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      the
      terrorists
      are
      frisky,
     
     
      Pakistan
      is
      looking
      shifty,
     
     
      North
      Korea
      is
      too
      risky,
     
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    

    
     
      If
      we
      have
      no
      allies
      with
      us,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      we
      think
      someone
      has
      dissed
      us,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      So
      to
      hell
      with
      the
      inspections,
     
     
      Let's
      look
      tough
      for
      the
      elections,
     
     
      Close
      your
      mind
      and
      take
      directions,
     
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      It's."pre-emptive
      non-aggression",
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      Let's
      prevent
      this
      mass
      destruction,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      They've
      got
      weapons
      we
      can't
      see,
     
    

    
     
      And
      that's
      good
      enough
      for
      me
     
     
      'Cos
      it's
      all
      the
      proof
      I
      need
     
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      STUDENTS
      OFFERED
      OVER
     
     
      $500,000
      INCASH
      AND
      AWARDS
     
     
      FOR
      SHARING
      VISIONS
      ON
     
     
      IMPROVING
      CANADA
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      Top
      Prize
      of
      $70,000
      to
      be
      Awarded
      to
      National
      Winner
      -
     
     
      eater
      BRR
      PRN
      AIR
      AS
      a
      ae
      |
     
    

    
     
      Toronto,
      ON
      (March
      1,
      2004)
      —
      The
      As
      Prime
      Minister
     
     
      Awards
      announced
      today
      that
      it
      is
      again
      challenging
      students
      to
     
     
      present
      innovative
      ideas
      and
      solutions
      for
      charting
      the
      future
     
     
      course
      for
      Canada.
      The
      Magna
      for
      Canada
      Scholarship
      Fund
      will
     
     
      award
      more
      than
      $500,000
      in
      cash,
      prizes
      and
      internships
      with
     
     
      Magna
      International
      Inc.,
      Canada’s
      largest
      supplier
      of
      automo-
     
     
      tive
      systems
      and
      components.
     
    

    
     
      This
      year,
      the
      As
      Prime
      Minister
      Awards
      program
      calls
     
     
      upon
      full-time
      undergraduate
      or
      graduate
      students
      from
      colleges,
     
     
      universities,
      or
      CEGEPs
      across
      Canada
      to
      prepare
      an
      essay
     
     
      answering
      the
      question:
      "Jf
      you
      were
      the
      Prime
      Minister
      of
     
     
      Canada,
      what
      political
      vision
      would
      you
      offer
      to
      improve
      our
      liv-
     
     
      ing
      standards
      and
      ensure
      a
      secure
      and
      prosperous
      global
      com-
     
     
      munity?"
     
    

    
     
      (continued
      on
      page
      4)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      you
      never
      were
      elected,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      your
      mood
      is
      quite
      dejected,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      you
      think
      Saddam's
      gone
      mad,
     
     
      With
      the
      weapons
      that
      he
      had,
     
    

    
     
      (And
      he
      tried
      to
      kill
      your
      dad),
     
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      your
      corporate
      fraud
      is
      growin’,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      your
      ties
      to
      it
      are
      showin’,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      If
      your
      politics
      are
      sleazy,
     
     
      And
      hiding
      that
      ain't
      easy,
      |
     
     
      And
      your
      manhood's
      getting
      queasy,
     
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fall
      in
      line
      and
      follow
      orders,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      For
      our
      might
      knows
      not
      our
      borders,
      bomb
      Iraq.
     
     
      Disagree?
      We'll
      call
      it
      treason,
     
    

    
     
      Let's
      make
      war
      not
      love
      this
      season,
     
    

    
     
      Even
      if
      we
      have
      no
      reason,
     
    

    
     
      Bomb
      Iraq.
     
    

    
     
      (author
      unknown
      but
      props
      to
      whoever
      wrote
      it)
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      a
      degree
      you
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      Cadre
      March
      2,
      2004
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      3