

     ‘We're back! This year the En- 
     
     gineers have reclaimed their 
     
     rightful place among the giants of 
     
     literature. We have our own bi- 
     
     weekly page, something that even 
     
     Shakespeare didn’t have. 
     
    
     This is the Enginews column. 
     
     Probably the only half-serious 
     
     article on this page. Herein we, 
     
     theEngineers, shall provide you, 
     
     the not-quite-so-blessed ranks of 
     
     U.P.E.I. with news of what’s 
     
     going on in the Engineering 
     
     society: The titanic struggles for 
     
     power and influence within the 
     
     society, the awesome political 
     
     tactics employed at our weekly 
     
     parliament and the incredible sub- 
     
     marine sandwiches Ronnie eats 
     
     for lunch. 
     
    
     Also, we sometime include 
     
     secret codes in our Enginews 
     
     column, messages hidden so 
     
     cleverly that no one will notice 
     
     them. CORNBOIL. These mes- 
     
     sages are our means of communi- 
     
     cating with our agents in the field. 
     
    
     Enginews 
     
    
     Who knows what evil lurks in the 
     
     hearts of the Bios, the Business 
     
     Administration students (the 
     
     B.Ad. students) and the artsies. 
     
     We know. CORNBOIL (there’s 
     
     that word again): 
     
    
     We consider it our duty to ... 
     
     CORNBOIL ... tell you all about 
     
     the decadence of other societies. 
     
     CORNBOIL. (what happening? 
     
     there’s that word again). And in 
     
     the future watch this column for 
     
     what’s REALLY going on around 
     
     here. CORNBOIL. CORNBOIL. 
     
     (Gosh. There’s just some things 
     
     you can’t get out of your cornboil 
     
     ..@r... head.) 
     
    
     So to all you students out there, 
     
     so long. And to all you engineers 
     
    
     CORNBOIL CORNBOIL 
     
     CORNBOIL CORNBOIL CORN- 
     
     BOIL CORNBOIL CORNBOIL 
     
     CORNBOIL CORNBOIL CORN- 
     
     BOIL CORNBOIL CORNBOIL. 
     
     Get the message? 
     
    
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     ENGINEERS’ PUB 
     
     THURSDAY SEPT. 25 
     
    
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