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      opinions
      expressed
      in
      this
      column
      do
      not
      neces-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ily
      reflect
      those
      of
      the
      staff
      of
      this
      publication,
      or
     
     
      1e
      Student
      Union.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      n
      are
      pigs!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      maybe
      not
      quite
      pigs,
      but
      defiantly
      a
      member
      of
     
     
      s
      developed
      species.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ou
      ever
      go
      to
      the
      circus,
      you
      will
      always
      notice
     
     
      most
      of
      the
      clown
      are
      male.
      This
      may
      seem
     
     
      ange
      to
      anyone
      who
      has
      never
      met
      a
      man,
      but
      for
     
     
      ise
      of
      us
      who
      know
      one
      or
      two,
      it
      is
      no
      surprise.
     
     
      are
      naturally
      funny.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      don’t
      mean
      that
      they
      tell
      jokes
      better,
      but
      rather,
     
    

    
     
      y
      are
      just
      funny
      by
      nature,
      or
      rather
      should
      I
      say
     
     
      fat
      mens
      nature
      is
      funny.
      I
      think
      the
      one
      instrument
     
     
      tmakes
      men
      the
      eternal
      butt
      of
      every
      chuckle
      is,
     
     
      urse,
      THE
      MALE
      EGO.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MALE
      EGO
      isa
      funny
      thing.
      It
      forces
      men
      to
     
     
      to
      the
      ends
      of
      the
      world
      to
      finish
      that
      certain
     
     
      ject,
      to
      win
      that
      certain
      argument,
      or
      to
      beat
      that
     
     
      tain
      opponent.
      Actually,
      when
      two
      mencompete,
     
     
      winner
      is
      always
      the
      one
      who
      has
      the
      largerego.
     
     
      is
      is
      because
      men
      would
      compete
      to
      the
      death
      to
     
     
      at
      each
      other.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -all
      know
      that
      THE
      MALE
      EGO
      is
      the
      reason
      why
     
     
      akes
      aman
      10
      times
      longer
      to
      assemble
      a
      childs
     
    

    
     
      OY,
      or
      program
      a
      VCR.
      This
      is
      due
      to
      the
      fact
      that
     
     
      HE
      MALE
      EGO,
      with
      its
      little
      voice,
      tells
      the
      man,
     
     
      “Hay,
      your
      aman.
      You
      don’t
      need
      any
      sissy
      instruc-
     
     
      #0ns
      to
      puta
      childs
      toy
      together.’’
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Yow
      |
      am
      not
      saying
      men
      are
      stupid,
      that
      speaks
      for
     
     
      If,
      but
      the
      fact
      remains,
      that
      the
      force
      that
      drives
     
     
      Male
      species
      is
      THE
      MALE
      EGO
      and
      the
      epitomy
     
     
      fTHE
      MALE
      EGO,
      is
      of
      course
      that
      2x3
      inch
      box,
     
     
      Mled
      the
      TV
      REMOTE
      CONTROL.
      We
      all
      know
     
    

    
     
      Mis
      is
      true.
      |
      think
      every
      man
      carries
      a
      spare
      remote
     
     
      iis
      back
      pocket,
      just
      in
      case
      he
      is
      ever
      ina
      room
     
    

    
     
      h
      another
      man,
      he
      has
      to
      be
      prepared.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      nk
      most
      of
      us
      have
      had
      the
      experience
      where
      we
     
     
      vere
      watching
      TV
      with
      a
      man
      in
      the
      room,
      Who
     
    

    
     
      dys
      has
      the
      remote
      control?
      The
      man
      of
      course!
     
     
      ing
      every
      commercial,
      its
      CLICK,
      CLICK,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CLICK.
      From
      channel
      to
      channel,
      watching
      nothing
     
     
      but
      seeing
      everything.
      It’s
      even
      worse
      if
      you’re
      using
     
     
      the
      VCR.
      Undoubtable
      the
      tracking
      will
      need
      fixing
     
     
      every
      ten
      minutes.
      And
      who
      will
      itbe
      demonstrating
     
     
      there
      superiority
      over
      that
      simple
      machine
      by
      making
     
     
      that
      tracking
      just
      perfect?
      The
      man
      of
      course.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      worse
      situation
      is
      when
      the
      VCR
      tracking
      is
     
     
      located
      on
      the
      remote
      control.
      The
      male
      can
      demon-
     
     
      strate
      his
      ability
      without
      even
      having
      to
      get
      off
      the
     
     
      couch.
      There
      has
      never
      been
      such
      an
      instrument
      that
     
     
      has
      been
      able
      to
      sum
      up
      THE
      MALE
      EGO
      quite
      like
     
     
      that
      little
      box.
      It
      gives
      the
      holder
      the
      power
      of
      god.
     
     
      Total
      control
      over
      every
      other
      person
      in
      the
      room.
      At
     
     
      the
      slightest
      whim,
      he
      can
      alter
      everybody’s
      life
      at
      the
     
     
      sound
      ofa
      “‘click’’.
      That
      is
      after
      all,
      what
      the
      male
     
     
      ego
      is
      all
      about.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jam
      not
      suggesting
      that
      we
      should
      all
      hide
      every
     
     
      remote
      control
      we
      can
      get
      our
      hands
      on,
      rather,
      I
     
     
      think
      we
      should
      just
      remove
      the
      batteries.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      After
      all,
      what
      man
      would
      notice.
      Just
      as
      long
      as
      he
     
     
      thinks
      the
      remote
      will
      work
      when
      he
      wants
      it
      to.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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