university
      again.
      The
      one
      that
      isn't
     
     
      stuck
      somewhere
      in
      1993.
     
    

    
     
      Could
      I
      please
      have
      a
      show
      of
     
     
      hands
      of
      how
      many
      people
      would
      like
     
     
      to
      beat
      the
      snot
      out
      of
      whoever
      came
     
     
      up
      with
      those
      "I'm
      lovin'
      it"
     
     
      MacDonald's
      commercials?
      Seriously,
     
     
      what
      the
      hell
      does
      some
      old
      guy
      in
     
     
      leopard
      underpants
      and
      exploding
     
     
      amplifiers
      have
      to
      do
      with
      hamburgers
     
     
      and
      fries?
      Quite
      a
      lot,
      apparently.
      And
     
     
      Justin
      Timberlake.
      Has
      he
      finally
      sold
     
     
      his
      soul
      to
      the
      MacDonald's
      empire?
     
     
      Whatever
      happened
      to
      N*Sync
      team-
     
     
      ing
      up
      with
      Burger
      King?
      Damn
      you
     
     
      Justin.
      Damn
      you.
      You've
      ruined
      the
     
     
      integrity
      of
      the
      pop
      music
      world
      forev-
     
     
      er.
     
    

    
     
      Has
      anyone
      else
      seen
      this
     
     
      MacQueen's
      Bike
      Shop
      new
      fitness
     
     
      program
      entitled
      "Sweat
      Shop"?
      That
     
     
      doesn't
      seem
      like
      a
      bit
      of
      insensitivity
     
     
      on
      their
      part
      does
      it?
      I
      guess
      it's
      not
     
     
      like
      children
      in
      foreign
      countries
      are
     
     
      forced
      to
      produce
      some
      of
      their
      prod-
     
     
      ucts.
      No
      wait...it
      is.
      Good
      call
     
     
      MacQueen's.
     
    

    
     
      Welcome
      to
      the
      PEI
      SWAT
     
     
      team!
      It's
      about
      time
      we
      had
      a
      force
      to.
     
     
      stand
      up
      to
      that
      fishing
      mob
      that
      is
     
     
      always
      trying
      to
      bring
      in
      their
      ‘
      crazy'
     
     
      ideas
      to
      preserve
      fish
      stocks.
      Now
      I
     
     
      realize
      that
      the
      police
      were
      brought
      in
     
     
      to
      serve
      a
      court
      order.
      But
      100
      RCMP
     
     
      docked
      out
      in
      riot
      gear?
      With
      9mm
     
     
      rifles?
      You
      gotta
      love
      PEI.
     
    

    
     
      Sources
      inform
      me
      that
      Sarah
     
     
      Fraser
      has
      been
      cut
      from
      the
      cast
      of
     
     
      Canada
      Now
      and
      will
      be
      leaving
      her
     
     
      anchoring
      duties
      later
      on
      this
      month.
     
     
      You
      know,
      I
      hate
      to
      see
      her
      go,
      but
      I
     
     
      always
      had
      a
      hard
      time
      figuring
      out
      if
     
     
      she
      had
      any
      idea
      what
      she
      was
      talking
     
     
      ~
      about
      ever
      since
      they
      reported
      on
      the
     
    

    
     
      =
      Cass
      Rhynes
      case:
      "he
      communicated
     
     
      =
      with
      them
      over
      some
      sort
      of
      internet
     
     
      ©
      system
      called
      ‘MSN'."
      No
      more
      igno-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ©
      rance
      at
      the
      cost
      of
      journalistic
      integri-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ©
      ty?
      It
      just
      breaks
      my
      heart.
     
    

    
     
      °
      -
      Poor
      Mike
      Keenan,
      fired
      this
     
     
      =
      week
      from
      the
      head
      coaching
      position
     
     
      =
      for
      the
      Florida
      Panthers.
      Why
      the
      hell
     
     
      =
      does
      south
      Florida
      have
      a
      hockey
      team
     
     
      =
      anyway?
      Personally,
      I
      don't
      really
     
    

    
     
      .
      think
      Keenan
      was
      their
      problem
      any-
     
     
      S
      way.
      Their
      problem
      is
      that
      their
      GM
      is
     
     
      2
      a
      moron.
      As
      a
      side
      note,
      the
      Florida
     
     
      me
      Panthers
      were
      shut
      out
      in
      their
      first
     
    

    
     
      ~
      game
      without
      Keenan.
      I
      say:
      good
      job
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Idiots.
      Farewell
      Mike.
      See
      you
      in
     
     
      Washington?
     
    

    
     
      And
      finally,
      happy
      retirement
     
     
      to
      the
      big
      man
      in
      Ottawa,
      Jean
     
     
      Chretien.
      For
      the
      past
      ten
      years,
      the
      lit-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      tle
      guy
      from
      Shawinigan
      has
      warmed
     
    
   
   
    
     
      our
      hearts,
      made
      us
      laugh
      or
      maybe
     
     
      cry
      and
      emptied
      our
      pockets
      along
      the
     
     
      way.
      But,
      all
      in
      all,
      he
      didn't
      do
      that
     
     
      bad
      of
      a
      job
      of
      running
      this
      great
     
    
   
   
    
     
      country
      of
      ours.
      And
      while
      Dubya
      was
     
     
      choking
      on
      pretzels
      south
      of
      the
      bor-
     
     
      der,
      our
      good
      old
      Jean
      was
      choking
      his
     
     
      own
      protesters.
      Then
      there's
      his
      wife,
     
     
      Aline,
      who,
      when
      an
      intruder
      broke
     
     
      into
      the
      Prime
      Ministerial
      fortress
      at
     
     
      24
      Sussex
      Drive,
      was
      poised
      with
      an
     
     
      inuit
      statue,
      ready
      to
      beat
      the
      shit
      out
     
     
      of
      whatever
      or
      whomever
      came
      barg-
     
     
      ing
      through
      the
      door.
      Truly
      a
      first
      fam-
     
     
      ily
      that
      we
      can
      be
      proud
      of.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Well,
      I
      guess
      my
      time
      is
      up,
      as
     
     
      the
      library
      is
      performing
      its
      ultra-pro-
     
     
      fessional
      method
      of
      telling
      people
      that
     
     
      they
      are
      closing;
      by
      flicking
      on
      and
      off
     
     
      the
      lights.
      I
      better
      get
      out
      of
      here
     
     
      before
      Mr.
      Security
      gets
      here
      and
      tells
     
     
      me
      to
      move
      along.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Have
      a
      good
      one!
     
    
   
   
    
     
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