P/ RT-TIME STUDENT BURSARIES 2 2 of $125 each) hte terms of these bursaries are as follows: . the applicant must be able to demonstrate finan- ial need, : must be registered for either 3 or 6:semester ours of credit in the second semester, . must have received passing grades in all courses | the last semester registered at UPEI, _ must be working towards a first degree as op- osed to upgrading fora second degree. pplication forms are available at the Registrar’s ffice or at Student Services. Closing date for appli- itions is Friday, 14 February 1992. | L.Campbell Registrar and Chairman: Scholarship id Bursary Committee he Healthy “Perhaps” Predictions for 92. : { € following is written in humour, and they are not ‘ant to be insensitive. rhaps people will strive to eat more carrots and dles than ever...that will make everyone strong and ilthy THAN EVER. haps a cure will be found for AIDS at last, and ry one can breath through their condoms finally. haps those who smoke like a chimney will have vy batteries for their smoke detectors. haps someone will realize that the hole somewhere he atmosphere needs patching, then children won’ t e asthma when they are born. JOIN THE CAMPUS C OFFEE SHOP Se ee COD SA ee ae PRESENT THIS COUPON | ANDRECEIVE A FREE DONUT WITH THE PUCHASE OF ANY ‘SIZE COFFEE (EXPIRES JANUARY 31, 1992) soe ee ee ee ee a ler reed here Pees Co on eee Pee Mae ey Sd Perhaps some brainy scientists will invent oxygen- substitutes, then trees won ‘tbe needed anymore. Perhaps AIDS will be taken over by Meningitis. Perhaps those silicon implants will be replaced by _“*firm’’ lasting plastics. Perhaps I should stop here before someone pound on me...I] rather die of a disease. A-PRESS Six-PRESS January 23, 1992 Page: |.7