Fact
      &
      Opinion
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      moking
      women
      have
      more
     
     
      lovers
      than
      non-smoking
      women.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Guys
      like
      to
      sleep
      with
     
     
      women
      who
      smoke
      because
      chicks
     
     
      with
      yellow
      teeth
      remind
      them
      of
     
     
      their
      grandmothers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      80
      percent
      of
      men
      report
      that
     
     
      they
      orgasm
      during
      their
      sex
      dreams.
     
     
      OPINION:
      My
      sex
      dreams
      usually
     
     
      involve
      a
      farm,
      a
      dozen
      naughty
      little
     
     
      sheep,
      and
      a
      night
      spent
      in
      a
      jail
      cell.
     
     
      No
      wait,
      that
      wasn't
      a
      dream.
      That
     
     
      was
      last
      summer
      in
      Souris.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      1
      million
      condoms
      are
      sold
     
     
      daily
      in
      the
      US.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      You
      should
      practice
      safe
     
     
      sex
      in
      order
      to
      avoid
      STD's.
      And
      hav-
     
     
      ing
      anal
      sex
      with
      junkies
      in
      an
      alley
     
     
      way
      doesn't
      help
      either.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      9%
      of
      women
      regularly
      mas-
     
     
      turbate
      while
      their
      partner
      watches.
     
     
      OPINION:
      You
      can
      learn
      about
     
     
      what
      turns
      your
      partner
      on
      by
      watch-
     
     
      ing
      them
      masturbate.
      But
      watching
     
     
      complete
      strangers
      masturbate
      can
     
     
      get
      you
      arrested,
      if
      they
      catch
      you
     
     
      hiding
      in
      the
      closet.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      According
      to
      Playboy,
      litera-
     
     
      ture
      is
      the
      most
      common
      sexual
      aid.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Of
      course
      Playboy
      would
     
     
      say
      literature
      is
      the
      most
      common
     
     
      sexual
      aid.
      That's
      like
      Oprah's
      maga-
     
     
      zine
      saying
      Oprah
      is
      person
      most
     
     
      guys
      fantasize
      about
      in
      bed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Everyday,
      200
      million
      cou-
     
     
      ples
      around
      the
      world
      have
      sex,
     
     
      which
      is
      about
      over
      2000
      couples
      at
     
     
      any
      given
      moment.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      .:page
      [18]
      September
      22,
      2003:.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘with
      you
      give
      her
      some
      eggs.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      OPINION:
      You'd
      think
      with
      all
     
     
      these
      people
      having
      sex
      all
      the
      time,
     
     
      people
      would
      be
      less
      uptight
      when
      I
     
     
      masturbate
      in
      movie
      theaters.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Women
      are
      most
      likely
      to
     
     
      want
      to
      have
      sex
      when
      they
      are
      ovu-
     
     
      lating.
      .
     
     
      OPINION:
      Forget
      spanish
      fly,
      and
     
     
      alcohol,
      if
      you
      want
      a
      woman
      to
      sleep
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      It
      was
      during
      the
      Victorian
     
     
      era
      that
      the
      formerly
      nude
      Cupid
      was
     
     
      redesigned
      as
      wearing
      a
      skirt.
     
     
      OPINION:
      The
      Victorians
      were
      so
     
     
      into
      cross-dressing
      that
      they
      once
      put
     
     
      Santa
      Clause
      in
      a
      wedding
      gown.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      30%
      of
      women
      over
      the
      age
     
     
      of
      80
      still
      have
      sexual
      intercourse
     
     
      either
      with
      their
      spouse
      or
      :
     
     
      boyfriends.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      If
      you
      want
      to
      sleep
      with
     
     
      an
      80
      year
      old,
      you're
      going
      to
      have
     
     
      to
      wait
      until
      either
      their
      spouse
      or
     
     
      boyfriend
      dies.
      ©
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Fellatio
      ranks
      as
      the
      number
     
     
      one
      sexual
      act
      desired
      by
      heterosexu-
     
     
      al
      men.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      That's
      why
      it
      should
      be
      a
     
     
      compliment
      when
      you
      call
      someone
      a
     
     
      cocksucker.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Mosquitoes,
      which
      mate
      in
     
     
      the
      air
      perform
      a
      sex
      act
      that
      lasts
     
     
      only
      2
      seconds.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      The
      way
      I
      have
      sex
      is
     
     
      very
      similar
      to
      a
      mosquito.
      Except
      for
     
     
      the
      whole
      mating
      in
      the
      air
      thing.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Women
      with
      a
      Ph.D.
      are
     
     
      twice
      as
      likely
      to
      be
      interested
      ina
      _
     
     
      one-night
      stand
      than
      those
      with
      only
     
     
      a
      Bachelor's
      degree.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      When
      you
      spend
      as
      -
     
     
      much
      money
      on
      your
      education
      as
     
     
      someone
      with
      a
      Ph.
      D.
      chances
      are
     
     
      you're
      so
      used
      to
      getting
      fucked
      by
     
     
      high
      tuition,
      campus
      bookstores,
      and
     
     
      student
      unions
      that
      a
      one-night
     
     
      stand
      won't
      make
      much
      of
      a
      differ-
     
     
      ence.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Australian
      women
      have
      sex
     
     
      on
      the
      first
      date
      more
      than
      women
     
     
      the
      same
      age
      in
      the
      USA
      and
      Canada.
     
     
      OPINION:
      God
      wanted
      Jesus
      to
      be
     
     
      an
      Australian,
      but
      he
      couldn't
      find
     
     
      three
      wise
      men
      or
      a
      virgin...and
      the
     
     
      place
      smells
      like
      kangaroo
      shit.
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