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Written for the llesallne Guardian. _
"Good-day. N1'-0185!. l leelhy a western
paper. you-_swera_in Ottawa consulting the
Premier,” and elnoe that, according to'
Tom-efllawk, you have been discueeirig
aurrssmeuu is on Tues roam' ont."
‘°Finnlgan'. don't beseeilig things espec-
iuilyf during this .festive season, cur-
roundingit. Patrickh Day.
“I am not particular about consulting
the Premiarfdnd if he whnfe to conduit
rue he will _have td dcmeright down here
,,,,,gi|¢e jmelnlihpshdp. If he' crosses
me cspeesii the potter. for the dear
soul,I'll warrant you, will be dreaming
of tuadcldai long as _from here
to Ottawa every' night for ' a year.
“I'd juetlike a fevro! us had'the whole
.Tunnel or we'll drown you.'
good sousa down to the ankico the w
timo‘Say Tunnel! ` ' f' ` _
Irish for _they try to write' _t
Dominion Oxblnet out in the middle of
the Straits on a cold We would
take every one of them bythe heels and
Whisper gently in their cars, ‘Now say
“Ii the word didn't come quickly a
. "nf
way. Thou- once, twice third- .fond last
“This 0a`ieyl.'you have seen its papers,
other than The ouri-disc`,."p'e»l<nes
' ‘mit
beautiful dialect that dsgces call
the i broguc and thcy= -make -la
divilofamcss ofit. Do you see; Fin-1
nigan, we Irish supply wit for half the
witless races on earth and now the-y` think
if they torture language into sgmcthlng
resembling that sweet intonation of
ancestors that it must be witty. Don’t
say a word for it pleases them."
“ Mr. Casey, I want to aah' you a ques-
tion. Was St. Patrick' a Scotohman i‘_‘
"No, but Pontius Pilaiewal arf English-
man. Sr. Patrick wasu Iifrenchrnan, but
hc had the good sense to como over. and
become a naturaliaed Irish citizen.
“I'll tell you how it happened. Along
ftimo ago, when we Irish were called
[Sootr, a lot of our people wont over and
_settled in what is now called Scotland,
but which was then called some other
they were civil, which wasn't often.
“'l‘hcso Plots welcomed the Scots a
our ‘allowed each unc to homeateadaqunr-‘repay him. ' l
for section _of mountain scenery, but one
night at ri spree tue Irisnlwys mgulna s
lot of the prettiest girls away from the
young ,§Pict=, _Now there is nothing
'yollllh fellows Will iight over quicker than
a pretty ilrl. The Irish got well quilted
and went home vowlng vengeance. They
sent word over to King Niall thc_Great of
Ire1and,`and`no man on earth was louder
of a iight than he was; sa over he camo
with thirty thousand of the best Soldiers
in Ireland. Ile waliopped the Plots cu
over, and was souslck, ond it was hardly
, _ sight, and than to show he had no lil-feol- “He got up one m xrning in had humor
old name. The natives they met with ing shock hands with them. He com-.Isnd made eomeromark about _how _far
were called Plots-a very civil race when plained that he had a lot ofiroublc coming _ he might have to qc to find some o
-- .1
‘He invited thc Pictish chiefs to go.
down to England with _him to navc some
sport. He marched down through llfng-
land, lacing the English whenever they
ventured to meet him till he came
toLondcn. On his arrival the Cocknies
took to the woods and he rested n few
days, much dissapointed as thcra was
nothing doing.Tben ho seieed all tho ships
on the coast ani _ crossed to Frafpge
where hc chased the natives as far onthe
Loire. _
spike sfiisurit pleases you niiyrssy 1'
_could givc you _ali the il;r_hting you want!
“_N'iull got mad, and raid he could
quilt' the best Sullivan ever ` stood in
shoes. That was before thc days of John
L. l
‘Teddy iorgct himself and said things ho
shouldn‘t. Out flushed their swords and
in_the first rush down went Niall the
Great killed by one of ills own oflloirs.
“The Irish army sorrowfuliy rclraced
their way to Ireland. but among thc cup
tives were thc_fd`.ure St. Phtrlc-l~: and his
two meters. '
“St. Patrick hec1mc the slave of n cor-
ne ’poral. The corporal spoke to the young
who knew how to fight, when Teddy clavoiu Irish and got back the response
no fair that he tlidn't have a decent fight to_|Sullivau a colonel of dragopns just, for ‘Parlez-vous Francaisf
_ _ _ _ _ _
oorporal,a`nd thryppdoratood, ouennothen
_beautifn_lly_. _
“‘Whut's_your uamcf ‘Patrlciul Cal*
poru ic'.ts,' s nldlthofboy. ,_
“ ‘Tho Irish for the first part of that`l|
Patrick, ' said the corporal, 'and I cali
you Pat for short. '
“ ‘The list part you’ll have to mgkg
oasy.’ .
“Tho boy understood him to say make
Casey, so he called himself Pat Casey.
“When St. Patrick became the greatest
mauin Western Europa some of his relat-
ion acauno ovor from Franco, and to show
they were related to him called themsel-
ves Clseys; so you' know, Finnigamwhera
thc Cuseys camo from nnd who they were
related to. Good afternoon, Mr. Finni-
gan.
lwzrfn Inf worm
V BY MARVIN DANA, IN LIPPINCOTT’
. \
The prosperity of the lest lies chiefly
in the ear of_hlm who hears, as does
beauty in the eye of him~-who--aces:
Beyond _that it lies in the personaiityol
the n`arrat`o`r‘. 'Tifanalyiefurther is not
of much avail. A request to define beau-
ty once' elicited the apt answer:
“That is' the question of a blind
man." To him who required such a
definition, all definitions would 'bc_`
useless. Soo! humor: the only one
requiring a dodnitlon of humcria he
who has no sense of lt, and all thc.
deiiuitious in the world would never
make him understand what it was.
It i_s_ equally- difficult in draw'auy`
cx¢'tct:’l`linenf division between wit
und. humor, though many ' have tried
to do so. They are, in truth, 'but
different sides of the s'ame _thlugl
Humor is nature, we know; wit is
nrt. -,Humor has its source in _the
emotions; wit in the intellect. From
humor comet laughter, hut`wit may
lle"`
 muon as s sm .
Nero made a ghastly playon Sene-
ca's name when he passes sentence
on n philosopher: “Se neon" - a
bald decree that the wise man should
kill himself. Hero is grim cleverneee,
but hardly ofa kind to excite laugh-
ter.
Ofons thing we are sure-a sudden
conirast between the expected and
thc actual will _provoke laughter. un-
less n more serious emotion inter-
venes. Any departure from the linc
°f Horession of department sanction-
ed by cnmmon uscagehas evoryvihere
and always been a' fertile source of
hlliilli/er, of caricature, and of satire.
Fun is often ` pdrely local _in its'char-
nn.. an amass' moe .reel-es “win
lllllahtfr _when a missionary] wld
them that the world was round. One
mlkado is sridto have _died in n lit*
°l laughter sites hsuing that the
American people ruled themselves. _ _
The Chinese have their humorous
tiles that would bo likely to tickle
the nsmriluse of the proplsdr si-»
l"°.°l» our letter nation. For exam-
illvi one ofthe ancient tales is ofa
mah condemned to wear the thief’s
collar. ‘
“How on mo. ara you get into
"l""<¥\‘!i>¢l"afriend<a|ked him. - c'
“Uhr  phi. w`y,” 
‘“‘W"- "I was walking along the
l‘°a'l when! chanoed to see a piece of
oil hey-band rope. I know ' it iwee' oy
“ll value to any one, and *as* no-flbni
°\"l‘”°l| itil took it home with me." `
"n“""liY'did“_»’.the§ liliiho the pun-
ishment so 'eaten fiorfa lle»i¢ tl{fi\e,_
llh unir' the rinse demanded,
much »\1tcnl|hm”»_ _ _ _.
ul 'W_“'f' ’ ." .the 'culprit ra-
”""'»_‘”'l\\l-l- le was umm more
\~e=af.orwsaoeo==el~'ta¢repst" ’ ' - =
The elastic' Greeks crooked ,many a
f§“l“° llsv, _\nwe_r_=»c_. .cis langue.-
...-=°.;--1»~g-f-_» 
. v`.v‘_l_°-__ ` |ilc,‘utmse‘pt¢'i si
élelandrie. five hundred years' before
. ."P_’f» egueii/oi s tees or emu
-“ll ‘ "l°\*\~i°' ‘lute mm
reduced the animalto a.straw a da
» - .
, a dinner without cheese is like
Y e
and was just about ltd 'reduce the beautiful womnn withonly ouceye.
diet still » further- -when the animal Often French wit is of the merel
px- I
chnncod to die, thus spoiling the _
absurd sort, like much of our ow
perlment; of the horse-owner_ who Thus it was a French oouttler wh
carried about dhrlok 'from his' man- said oioman famous for'_cbesity`that h
siunasasample ofthe building for ex- found him. sitting all around n lab
hibiiion to prospective buyers;'of the cur- by himself. That is really bett
icus person who stood before his mirror than our modern American jest on
with his eyes shut in order to see how he the approaching fat man: "Her
looked when he was asleep. The man w
caught aorow. and determined to kee
' er-
iait so as to learn from his -own v obs
vution whether or not the bird would really
live two hundred years, and the ship
wrecked rnurlner who clung to ~ the an-
chor to keep from einklngyaro- also exam-
pics of this ancient philosopher‘s1 ihumor.
Still another of these anecdotes lu“Astei I"
cites the case ofa man who demanded
of an acquaintance whether it was he o
his brother whchad 'recently been bur-
ied. _ - <
hc comes a crowd."
p Here is a French joke that is r
ther English in character: Th
Marquis de Favicres, notorious for
his impecuulosity, called cna man of
l means named Barnard, and said:
. "Monsieur, I um going to nstonisn
you. Iam the Marqulsrlo Favieres.
_I do not know you, and I come to
borrow five hundred louis."
"Monsieur," Barnard replied, “I
amgolng to aatonish you much more.
r
D- - _
Iknow 1°". and! am scluz l=°.l°l\ll .thutit wlllnevsr ns in the way.-st _
Among the Germans wc linda humor ¢h,,m_»» ' ` Nicholas. thse books arc avaliable tc every. work-
It is not the usual custom of young pco‘-
ple to luke notes but as they grow older
and their interest in the affairs of iifc
,, widens, they will discover that a number
of matters' will como to their attention
y"and will slip away ngrtinur-loss tlrereis
. something to help, the memory. While
ls
- D the suggestion may not bo of use to many
0 of you, 'for tho benefit of the fc_w who like
e to be sympathetic, lho habit of carrying n
l _
ar litlie notebook with _an alphabetical
index is strongly rececou.meudcd. In this
c put down at least a brief note regarding
what you wish to rcmembor, in each case
entering it under tho letters beginning
5' -
thc most prominent name or word con-
e
nected with it. If you cannot put down
the exact item you wish to remember
atleast note where you found it. The
amountrof time saved by this hnbot
as you grow older w-ll cnnblo you ro rcari
a large number of excellent books; for
to seek in vain n bit of information is not
only extremely irritating, but exccdln ply
wasteful of time. Particularly in reading _
will a little notebook _ paovo _n great
hel It is better to chose u ilny' book, so
There is no worker in thc world no
matter what his lot, who cunnot_ fit him-
self to occupy n better place, and in many
cases cannot full to win that better place
if he will only read. The men that have
suoceedtd are thc men who have road.
The_men who have fniled are the mon
who have acted ne if they thought their
cxporienco in the world was to be
unique and that they did not need their
fcetto be lighted by lamps that had
burned for others.
As Laurence \Vard tells thc story when
Andrew Carnegie chose libraries as the
means of the distribution of much of his
wealth, he struck a responsive chord
in nil of those lniolligent workers who
fully realize what weapons against ad-
versity nnd ill luck may be drawn from
:zooms in which books are kept and
reao. 'Ihe museums and libraries of the
world oontainbocks for which vast sums
have been paid, yet the contents of ull
'  [BY LAU RLNCE WARD.
er. Ho docs not have to pry thousands of
dollars for the rnrc bindings. Small mat-
ter to him whether his Shakespeare
is of the rare iirwt edition with portrait.
The printed words make up the book
and these printed words are studied and
gone over many times by the wise' work-
er who wants to got ahead.
But the worker that really gets fahend
is the man wh0_docs for himself in contra-
dlstinction to the man wl\o has something
done for him.Ths mauwhn will go fm thest
is the man who goes to tho book rather
than the man io whom the book goes.
Abraham Llncollfs famous long vi ulks
altcr books and ills famous reading o'
them by the light of the iiro have done
im'
learning in mcn who might not hnvc had
it unless they had been brought io rcnllzu
the sirugglcs vi hich some men have madc-
for it.
worlds of good in stirring up n desire
"A "°°“°‘ “°‘°"°°'* cooks 2125 0512 FRIENM
wc dcs're. It is that to get which we have
io struggle that wc desire most. Now that
books are free almost and ibut evnry
worker car walk into the fields of the
,best literature, there to pick and choose
that shuil bs of most hcl; and assistance.
to him, lhe:o is no excuse in thc world to
be found for thc worker who does not read
l{o is of malice nfcrzthought cutting
himself olf from nn advantage in the race
lnhcxd. llc is neglecting an opportuniiy to
advance not only biulssll, but his fan l`y‘
It is better to rrad anything than to
road nothing, The essential thing is to
form the habit of reading. Once io
becomes n plensurn to read, it becomes a
pleasure to learn, und it is when wc learn
with joy und work withjo] thatwe do the
b st work of which wc are capable, :nd
are of assistance to thc ri st of mankind.
Only lhc ‘man \vho prefers irllonees to
helpfulness and absence of labor to
ribscccc of thc fruits of labor will negl it
That which cvcryboily can have nobody
l wants. It 's that which we have not that
who u-.,ni~1~ful helps and comforts ihat
‘arc to in: iound in books. _
and wit extensive and admirable. -The _ v__ _ _  .  __,=n_,________________  _ *_
chief- characteristic, so far as one exists.
i2.°.°Zf.'."_§`.§'lf§,§F°f.'l”2`§i`.‘f.`f."= 'I1' °.1°'f§f'§.'l an_?___€Z__,M__g_g__%O__ Q  A
metaphysical-sometimes quite physical
as here: ~
A little boy, strolling with his
mother along Unier den Linden, ob-
served with -interest the- young misses
of u seminary taking thcir`daily pa-
rade. The girls were walking* two by
two. In your. were the youngest
their skirts to their kneesr ‘alter
them come the 'others in the order cf
-their ages, their skirts increasing
with their yearn; last of all came
_thcyoung ladies. whose skirts reached
even to the pavement. -
` “Mhruma‘." questioned l ihe littlo
boy. "why isit that- the girls’ l0Bs
grow shorter as they grow older?"
Yetthc best characteristic of _Ger-
man iestlng is its excellence, which
must appeal to all the world. Thousll
the story has been claimed for both
French aud_ English ` wrltcrs,- it was
ailerman, Heine, who “wrote tdllll
author from whom he had rcbeived s
book: ` _
"I shall lose no time in reading
it."
Iamreminded of tho striking com.
pariaon medcby_ another Frenchman,
__t_h_e gastronome Briliat Severin, that
~‘ , .~ ~...|.
 Uiiliiiii ill
I THE WUHI] illiiil
_ NlW_ Yoml Har. I8 - Io was thc lati-
-lcslah Flihnti Willard who really gave to
'n|is'w‘mrs_1 the were ‘~giua" which ne nm.
heard while eagafid i|i~occ of the exPl°l‘-
ations ofiba underworld. It .has been said
of Mr. ‘vVillh-rd that other invehtigatora
vm nent; ni on qyniuy what ...nur
him p`rc»e\hinsnt._ flue wr-har declares
never took on a superld! air or be-
covieul- -'Ho
G
At Chaman you are on the
threshold of the land of mystery.
No country with which we are
connected by close political iles keeps
purduh so rigorous ns Afghanistan. Nepal
you may enter with difficulty, ami
see the home cf the Gurkhai-our
"allies and brave mercenaries-who
live in stern isolation and independ-
ence. Afghanistan is forbidden. From
tha Khyber you may look over
rugged mountains and glans and
watch thc caravans of bearded Af~
ghuns and the camels gurgiing under
loads of merchandise. Bot Lunrli
Kotal si\uts` the gate with n bang
Ag, Qhgmmu yiur gaze may wander
across the great plateau toward
Kandahar; but Baidak Spin-the
Afghan fort on the plain-secs thui.
yourfcct do not follow your eyes. Il
you doubt and are tempted, they
;wili toll you the story of Colonsi
Yato, who strwcd over the _ border,
land was held a prisoner in sight oi
this regiment.
_ Not modesty but suspicion has
drawn this” impenetrable veil across
Afghanisvan. Yusuf] and -Junk and
:Ayub-`<i¢;oen_dunte of the coznuxunder
of King Soiomon's armies and of
r[Joremiah,sen - of Saul-know neither
luodsety nor fear. These' untumed
ofilidnanof Israel pray laiiah io give
tnem inset on its tarts-iisldiagnins.
una- lane.-1. Bet aodur anim...
taught them wisdom in presence oi
"the lion and the terrible hcar;whr-
.are staring ut the peer ‘goat-.` lull Ml
_roudyto swallow it-at theii-st op-
.,,m~i,,mi|y." The gmt has _with-
drawn into the mountalnszto grow
strong. Rnlway and tel'._~,;raph.ml5
,not follow, und no alien may np-
- preach. For news -of ‘the oil"
Mgodt" we have only the goeslpof” thi
liadaars wi.c`n the caravans 'come ic
_fl¢ah|.wur_ and Q_pe\.ta' and' Nushki.
Tiicgoseipla good, for lt tails thai
‘ the law estrbiishedby wise and ruthless
Awiur Rahman apiece. l
Ill ‘tl\o"tt`reuuoua' days of his youth
tan --vice-rerun e'|_ aiu"-he pm.
learned that when the King of the
Afghans strayula few xnilcn fr:»ln his
capital another king reigned in his
stead, and fight was his only refuge.
To-lay his son is touring through
thelund. We hear of him at Julia-
dubad showering raw-irdq nnd punish-
ment. Yet neither son or brother
has seized the occasion to rebel. This
is proof that Abdur Rabmnndld noi
live in vain; that feudal lords were
nctblown from gunsio no purpose;
lhat robber chiefs did not hung in
crigestc no.good end. It may be
long crc thc Afghans set up un Exc-
tcr [lull in Kabul, and sent mission-
aries to spread the gospel oi‘,lldu-
hommcd; but Iinbidullab neod not
rcpeatin anguish the thoughtsof his
father: ` "
“Fairnre tha vales well-watered and
the vines on the upland swe‘l,
“You might think you wore reigning
in Heaven?-I know I am ruling lr
Ileil.”
The Afghans have been tamed for
more than a day. ` A wonderful story
is that to which Hablbullah is heir
A quarter ofa century- ago, when
Ahdur Ilnbman was fighting his way
tothe throne, every priest and every'
chief of every tribe and villngo wa-
king in his own might. Tyranny<_and_.
cruelty were rampant. `For I- few
-unuse yourself by cutting qri' e
ueigbbor‘s head to see how ,high il
lumped on a red-hot iron. Assassr-.~‘
ncion was a legitimate business - ami
robbery an honored profession. ii
nnbitlon sciscii you to bedcmo u
-aint you had 'only io atiok_.your
knife into un inilici ouipasa_,_un-
challenged before thc Judgment Scot
-insight into Pavadi e.~ '
Unless rumor belies them, Afghani;
_ravcloresireri these ancient and-'-film#
»n-ri customs nmi are turning their*
-morg’es o commcrcc and »Ipd\|a_‘.|"y_,_
it is significant, at any tahr'.»<_tiv\l-
the Amir is reported io hdvc bgdil
lille nivliers, _hon-over, an opposed
inpoee you might slay your enemy-err
il.i\.». n-sed for railways and t'-lcgrapljs.
'i
tho wisdom of Abilur Rahman, who
hi-lil that railways ruakc tho country
uccersibleto enemies. and must wnlt
“until we have an arn\y_ strong
enough to fight our neighbors?
ltfennwhilo the fierce Pnlhnn_ has to
be content with the telephone, which
lssaid tobe spreading iis _net ov_cr
the land. If bc wants u train in-
stead ofacomel hc must go to_Khushir,
where tho Russians have n rollwny.which
they are anxious to extent to ilcrat, or
hamuat come to Chumnn, wht-rc our
rolls point to Kandahar. -
These rumors of prncc who.-h
trickle across the border and follow
the progress of the Amir may br
.cell founded. They are confirmed to
some extent by thc state of ihr
frontier. Now and again nn isoiaion
post is attacked and men arc killed
for their rifles, or a native is found
-ilurk on thc road with a dagger bctwccn
his ribs and a note explaining that som;
disappointed Paihan desires to cali thi-
iitention ofthe Govcmment of Iudia to
his grievances. But these incidents of
frontier lifc are comparatively rare. The
tribes who lived by plunder and raid
regret the good old times when men lived
by the sword and died by a rifle fired from
.hc security cfarock. I mot n man thr-
ithcr d ly who complained biti criy of these
wadcnt finys. Atoll nnd stately ruilian
u baggy trenches and am,|io whiic robes,
vitha turbuu over his long bfnck loans-
hofuce of a Iisbi-ewyprcphcr, null bold
lark eyes thabflaeh likcusword. lic rc~
uembers the timo whcn all that `hc need
io to be_rioh and mlpeeiabls uns, to set
ight to u vllluhe and hill a (ow nclghbo|~;'.
"Ncw_wc_ure won\eo,and must und sheep
_ind goate,_aml _may not look cvcr thc
fence."
.The fence hu-i a vigilant guardian in,
__(}c||eral Qmith-Dorrfeu. Wardtu of 009
'mike of wild frontier-of. snowciafi
mountain and'sn\\-scorched plain.-of wild
_tribes with whom was-,_ is a pnselnn and
pieu_rler an icatlnct,i|c knows every weak.
ncaa and every strength of tho strategic
frontier. Stand on the summit df Kojul;
_ _ _---. __ - _ .,
keeps watch over India-the sirong man,
armed and alert in thc ice and thc sun,
waiting for the foe who halts by thc vrny.
You may have doubts about the “forward
policy," butihcy will vanish when you
‘nsccnrl from the naked plains through the
lloian Pass and come to the ramparis of
that nature raised for tho defence of our
Indian Empire. From llcrut nil mails
lenrl to Quotia und alilucttu you muy hell
and bafr thc goto to India or throw it opcn
to sirlko ou front or on flank. Quclta
may be approached o_nly from the north
orthe south. Ou the north it is guarded
by fortified hills, and ut Dalell, in thc
narrow exit from the pl-lin octwecn thc
cliffs of Tnkatu and thc ruogcd foothills
of Masl\o|n.lz, are strongly' defended lines
that could not bc turned save by a mir-
acle. From the south an encnxy nilvunc-
ing from Soistrm through Nuski would
have to pass along narrow valleys nm
over dliilcuiz hills capable nf prciongcri
resistance. The citadel of tho sou' ivwvcsi.
frontier-strong by nuluiv- hiv. been
mndc doubly strong oy nrt, rvni uniii-r the
new reilistrlbntlon Scheme will haw .i
garrison of two complcic divisions.
India has, therefore, it double rlf-fi-nw
-the frontier and Ai,;imnis.i.sn.
The late A\n’rmndc no secret of his llc-
peurlonco upon tho llritish in tho event of
an invasion. His successor has hinted
Hliii iVilNiSiiilS
iii Bill Slllliiii
im presented in lloston, any the Congreg-
ational ministers of Ilostdtl in conveniii
assembled.
At their meeting ycstrrlny resolution
wcro avlnpied condemning; the present ii li
in this i: ty the ilrit work of Ayr-ii.
foprcvunt tho prcrcuialion of li
opera.
resolution stairs.
bad tobo offered to New Yprk pub-
lio,,_we who are interested in making n
be Denton cannot complacentiy
and_`look iidwn oil tlle,piaiu and the peaks
_less Aodur Rahman' named himself-
_io those innovations, and abide _--by
._of snow. and yoiyaal the sentinel tlllt
tim' . f
contemplate its pres nlntion in our own
beloved oily."
Boston, March ld-“Salomc" is not ill to ‘
of the opt-ruby llr-rr Uonrii-<l‘.-r i-nn|;\a\|»
'|`hey also cailcil un Mayor l"llzarr|\l.
"Wo nrc convinced ilmt whnievr
might bc its drarnn merits, tires
wauldlre for ontwclghcil by the dc-
bauciiing null cnibruting cil`ect“," the to ensure 1-nriy appraraurr of cnrrcalpond-
"Surely, if 'Shlomo' is lou notoriously
that he is not necessarily bound by the
engagements of his father. llc bus, how-
ever, shown no disposition Lo ricpnrt from
tho policy of Abrlur llsxhnmn, and has
directed his energies to thc peaceful ile-
vulopmcnt ofthe ccuniry. llc has given
no counicirunre to those frontier' intrigues
which encouragcii chiefs of bordering'
tribci to bc Afghans in Summer and
ilgasb In \Vintcr, rcaiiy to ucccpt money
amlrobcs nf honor from cnc-b in turn.
'l'bc system of fr .nticr lirics has removed
Icmptntlon lo this double oculing, and
hm- tcnileii t-1 convince the Afghans tha
we hnvc no designs on their country and
no_dcslr`cs\\'c to soc them a strong and
self-c->nll\incil nniioo.
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$50 000 000 FUR Ai)VEilTiSlNG
i l
“Ji\\\t»,~ li, ll::lif,fl\1\. irlmcco klnfl
1_0( i.or»u lirnncb. New .lrr=i-y, recently
‘claimed in nn interview that he had
_-punt wore mor-oy in advertising than
any other living man. lic r-‘ni-l that the
_ l'i.:\n'rs would Nabil flity million dollars.
i f .\’rwsp|\p\-rilou\."
\'i~t.inmra_ I3. Duke iS to»ilr\y one of
\l\~~ \.\'i-niiiliosl. men in the worlri. \Vhen
you sec u. liberal ulivertlscr you sci- a rich
i man. 'l`i\-,e ,l;u_~’im~ss man who in this ago
‘nf nilvr-rtiriing ls afraid fo invest any
money in publicity will never accumulate
a fortune.-Record.
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DISCOMFORT AFTER EATlNG-
I-`ni»lin:: hpprcsscfl wiihn sensation of
atuillness and ilnriing lilo food io ¢lisl.cnd
and irapgiikc rs heavy weight at the pit
ol the stomach, are symptoms of indi-
gustlou. With tiwsc, the suifcrcrs _will
ofton hnvc constipation, fullness of thc
_lilonil in rho in-ml, nuiility nf thc stomach,
_|\.m~a:u, i»r:l\il»i\rs, ircndnrlle, disgust of
fmil, pr..=|i~i\is rrui'i|\ilm\.s, sinking ot
ii|xi.i\-rlrigof ilu-_ hcarl., choking or suffo-
.~.nrwr\ senshllon “hen lying dowfli
.n
iilzzlm-ss on rising suddenly, riots or wehl
___ in-|'~-r.~ thc eyes, fever or 'lull pain in tho
_H lim iwarl, yellou ness of thc skin and cyra,
y pain in thc siilc.
A few ilosca ni liuich Lnbicill WUI fl`9¢
I ihr systeln nf nil thc above named dis-
"_ orders. I.‘nrcl_»' \'l'R°lBlll@. "1 Fl"-‘l Wm'l‘
' our pain, ‘Slunil and easy in lnkcl One
r nflcr each mcsii __
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(‘nim|’:4|‘oNDi~7N'r‘s si\ou‘ii rr-mclnbcr that
euccnil mailer sont in shouldbe out
down as mfirn as po~slb. . Every
ntlcntinnia pniil io correspondence but
itlsiniprnwlilo to get nnyuinng in as
written, rr-pi-ciaily when as of laie mm y
communications are being receivid each
day.
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