DAILY EXAMINE nine nae ° ~~ — —— ._.: Four Dollars per Year “ to ) . ME ea ca ys a verte eo ee = nogoenpmaerss ’ pens F ee This is True Liberty, when Free Born Men, having to advise the Public, may speak free.”—Evnipipzs. Single Copies two cents. ——— — a ’ 2 A r Xn a ee ois . { L 38 & H rv LO 'S T ‘ ‘ 0 RLOTTETOWN P. E. !SLAND, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1898. NO 74 ne rarer ee ree Ra eC . _— ee ema ——— ae ———- = ela as ia ‘a - en ini ella dnlgeiaipeiiheadlabeitbees licamatl ~- —— — TR . BHISIN 5 BLE. , a8 H’S IN SHORTHAND. ot Fail to 4 t x nt r | if csp20t as P pe ' Many Trials of an Englishman With Bi + aaa as U L Stenographer. te oaagh os ) A i | y = = : An Englishman who drops bis h’s je one a _— _ =—. 4s Ss we and aspirates his a’s and a stenographer eh , . aaa and typewriter who spells phonetically om! ga a | from dictation make a combination ee beam, tl from which trouble is sure to result nn- per $a. 7 SMBS GEER ZS 5 as so. s Siler \eter, & Sew,taeathe less the ‘‘copy’’ is carefully revised. efi, ane the man’s bank account ran a ag The mannRN a oS tho. meee Super ee is this?” he said. “My tant manufacturing plants in Cleveland Sa ot graim secatid have bose is an Englishman. Not long ago he em- sti sep mati ebergt eth ployed a young man toact as his stenog- ip aff ph rapher, and one of the first things that but I bave parted wita the grain shave instead only a vast number of + gh to pay expenses wy he posted up a public notice and vents, so'emall and scattered that I} ut get around and collect fast ; i ali those who owed him to pay ly. But few came. The rest said, ine iB only a small matter, and I digo and pay one of these days,’’ for- | ving that though each account was agoall, when all were put together meant a large sum to the man. Eeawent on thus. The man got to ine go badly that he fell out of bed woke, and running ta his granary bis 1,800 bushels of wheat still there’ He bad only been dreaming. _—The next day the naan went fhe publisher of his paper and said: ie, sit, ia the pay for your paper, when next year’s subscription is youcan depend on me to pay it Bepapily. 1 stood m the position of an mp last night, and I know how it to have one’s honestly earned scattered all over the country in lamounts.’’—Union Signal, fis Alibi, tnce npon a time the late Sir Frank idtwood, while attending a police noticed that the magistrates were ning their duties in a very expe- manner, and he commented on futtoa superintendent of police. «%” answered the superintendent, )was pompous and none too well i, “their worships always dis- with justice very fast.’’ Some ani ago he got a prisoner off by prov- mmalibi, Some time afterward the peiwet him and said, ‘‘ Well, Lock- me, that was a very good alibi.’’ 1 my lord,” was the answer. ‘‘I three offered me, and I think I se- the beat.’”’ g ag Sowan’s headaches may come f om causes, She mav have a headache from nervousness, or f om digestive es. 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Hundreds ot suits for Boys. 2 All these we have marked at the lowest cash the small profits, but we satisfied with wear clothing Hundreds of Suits for Children. Inspect our stock and prices. fig W7. D. McR AY THE BARCAIN CORNER. Just the Word For Him. ‘‘In your letter to me about the post- office at Sorreltop,’’ said the senator, ‘you spoke of Higginside as the ‘pres- ent incumbrance.’ You mean, of course, the ‘present incunibent.’ ”’ ““*Incumbrance’ ia the right word, senator,’’ replied the man who was aft- er Higginside’s job somewhat stiffly.— Chicago Tribune. — The late Professor George M. Lane, Harvard’s greatest Latin scholar, won more fame by composing a bit of dog- gerel called *‘The Juone Fishball’’ than by anything he ever did as an educator. **The Lone Fishball’’ has been one of the commonest college songs for the last 40 years. An American lady went into a chem- ist’s shop in Nice and asked for a bottle of the finest. perfume sold there. She was informed that the price of the best scent was $24 ap ounce. Valuable Property was ior Sale The subscriber Cflors at private eale that large dwelling wouse and premises, | bara and other out the Lower ypring occupied by the Thorne. ‘This is consisting of large houses; situatel ona Park Road, formerly late Mrs. Catherine an excelent busines stand, and can be purchased at @ reasonable figure. Everv~ thing in firstclass repair. Gool title Guaranteed, 3. G@. TIVRNS muttemneaeananesinti a ed WISS . LEFURGEY (Graduate of the j/2merson College of Oratory, Boston). Will be at home to & limited number f pupils im physical culture and ° oratory. Apply to Miss Lefurgey at L. J. Sentner’s, Weymouch Street. ianl4—135 ———— Farm 60 acres on Ed 1 good house, fine outbuildings. ‘ ard situated about 1 } roiles from town. ee 2 The above farm w and on easyjierms. Apply to oLBM. BENOIT, TI Por Sale. 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NOTICE | 3 years unexpired leave, from May nc on. This property is now Fintay House. Terms Cash. M. P. HOGAN, PATRICK BLAKE, Executor painless. an l2wt!lstapril,y2swtd Nhl Selig a ; we do notjmean ‘clothing that has been cut without any regard to style, and put to- random. but clothing that has been cut by artists, from ion plates, and made up with the greatest Care. act tailor made garments ready to go on yonr back. ve the largest, newest and greatest stock of ready to wear must have the quick sales. The property on tke corner of King and Downal Sts, belonging tothe estate of the late Catherine MeKenna, (subject to & Lat, 1898), will be sold by Public Auction on Tueeday, May 3rd, 1898, at 12 o'clock, kecwn es the We are ure. Evarts and Mark Twain. } At a New England society dinner some years ago Mark Twain had just finished a piquant address when Mr. Evarts aroce, shoved both of his hands i down into his trousers pockets, as was his habit, and laughingly remarked, ‘*Doesn’t it strike this company asa little unusual that a professional hu- morist should be funny?’ Mark Twain waited until the laughter excited by this sally had subsided, and then drawled out, ‘‘Doesn’t it strike this rompany as a little unusual that a law- | yer should have his bands in his own | pockets?’’—Exchange. ED Queer Freak. Pr. Donaldson is an ardent anatomist. His house is packed full of skeletons or furious, Hanna!’ the latter was called upon to do was the ‘‘taking down’’ of a letter to the mauager’s wife, who was away at a summer resort. manager didn’t take the trouble to look at the letter after it had been typewrit- ten, but when his wife answered it there was a hot time for the stenogra- pher. ‘*what on earth do you mean by calling me ‘Hannah’ and our little Horace ‘Orris?’ like yon, but why do you make a joke of it before your employees?”’ Being a busy man, the ‘‘My dear Henry,’’ she wrote, I will admit that this sounds Of course the fond husband and fa- ther didn’t know,what it all meant, and so he wrote for an explanation, whep his first letter was sent back to him. One glance at it and he rushed over to his stenographer, excitedly threw thp sheet down before him and demanded, **There, what do you mean, sir, bx writing my wife’s name down‘ 'Ap» nah?’’’ ‘*Anna?’”” replied the you man, **Let me sea No, I’ve got it Hannah, all right.” ‘*But,’’ said the manager, who was “$t’s not ’Annah, it, ‘*Well, there it is) Hannah—H-a-n- n-a-h.’’ ‘*Anmah be dashed}’’ exclaimed the manager. ‘‘A-n-n-a, Hanna! Oan’t you, understand English, you blanked fool?’’ By this time the stenographer began to see through the trouble, so he begged off upon the plea that having had a swelling in one of his ears he had not been able to hear very well. But it cost him nearly a week’s salary to square things with the other boys in the office, and he always deems it best to hide when he hears the manager’s wife in the hal!.—Cleveland Leader. a0 ET A TALE ORT EE OT se en RE Ua bits of such, all articulated by his own band. He has a paper knife much admired. ‘““Yes,’’ ha said in explanation, ‘‘I keep that for cutting the comic papers. You see, I made it from the funny bone of wy first wife.’’—Pick Me Up. eoenncinapnenineaiaemanteneee In the Bird Store. ‘Well, I find $20 for that parrot too high. You say he can’t talk.’’ ‘‘No, he can’t talk, but he under- stands everything that’s said !’’—Flie- gende Blatter. An Unfortunate Gift. “How is it that you never speak to Davidson now?” asked Simpkins of our friend Jolliboy as the pair were enjoying a constitutional in the park. ‘You used to be such close chums, and now you pass each other without the slightest recogni- tion.”’ “Ah, that was when we were bache- lors,” was the answer, *‘but he’s married now.” “But surely you wouldn't cut aman be- cause he is married?”’ “No, I didn’t cut him; he cut me.” “But, why?’’ “Well, when he married, I made him a wedding present of a book, and be hasn't ken to me since.” ‘A book! Whet book?” ‘s ‘Paradise Lost.’ ’’—Pearson’s Weekly. —— ——— v. M. first class condition. from 2 to 10 p. m. charged a small fee for their use. — Apply to the Secretary. C. A. The bathe in the Association Building have been refitted, and are now in strictly They will be open Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, Members are invited to patrouise them; non members will be The Assembly Hallis now in good order, and will be let at reasonable AG yyy i hy f , tit} M 2 ih y) aah 4 : ff wit Hi} M fAliddaie ‘tii On Top... of all soaps for nursery use, stands “Bany’s Own Soap.” It is made of purest vegetable oils and slightly perfumed with finest flower extracts. It has been sold and used for so lone, and always been good, that doctors all over Canada recommend its use, having practi- cz] knowledze of its effects. : Most of its numerous imitations are injurious to the skin. i ALBERT TOILET SOAP co., Mirs. T o Montreal. 74 Oysters Oysters Oysters Oy! JOY; SY Victoria Cafe, Great George Street. Dysters served in every style Lanche. and dinners with oem Ag usual, I am prepared to delivey Oysters in any quantity to customers! to any part of tne city. Tel@ sone Connection. JOUN P. JO Vrcrorra LOE EL. ATER LOE MN lat mt, aaa Al, ily st ila a is ay - omens wail Seat apt es ne ae ——r ee LS etn EE AAR. <a ES REED * a pe ight ee : ee Fee a ee ee ee ie Pare, op eapsermneres aioe 22 SR AR ESE ARR IT AMS ae it i t