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      Advisory
      Committee
      aims
     
     
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      Little
      Kids,
      Big
      Needs
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Cr
      TAC
     
     
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      tt
      gos
     
     
      ACT
      ee
      elds
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AMC
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      brush
      with
      fear,
      shame
     
     
      and
      Jean
      Chretien
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UE
      UM
     
    
   
   
    
     
      BYTE
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      The
      Cinephile
     
    

    
     
      WaT
      EM
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Panther
      Basketball
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pam
      H
      AC)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Scores,
      Facts
      &
      Figures
     
     
      Parting
      Shots
     
     
      ACETIC
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TEU
      ca
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TRE
      UTC
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dead
      Letter
      Office
      —
     
    
   
   
    
     
      That
      photograph
      of
      the
     
     
      two
      people
      in
      front
      of
      the
     
     
      Student
      Centre
      picture
     
     
      was
      frightening!
      It
      was
     
     
      like
      some
      sort
      of
      surreal
     
     
      scene
      in
      a
      David
      Lynch
     
     
      film
      or
      something.
      For
     
     
      the
      past
      three
      nights
      I
     
     
      have
      been
      having
      night-
     
     
      mares
      of
      that
      old
      man
     
     
      with
      his
      mouth
      agape
      and
     
     
      crouching.
      You
      guys
     
     
      should
      put
      warnings
      on
     
     
      the
      cover!
      I
      dare
      not
      open
     
     
      the
      next
      issue
      for
      fear
      that
     
     
      there
      will
      be
      more
      photo-
     
     
      graphs
      of
      that
      nature.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      point
      of
      the
      cover
     
     
      was
      not
      to
      scare
      you
      so
     
     
      I’m
      sorry.
      The
      truly
     
     
      scary
      thing
      about
      the
      new
     
     
      SUB
      may
      well
      be
      the
      end
     
     
      cost
      of
      the
      project.-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      Editor:
      ©
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      do
      people
      take
     
     
      humour
      so
      seriously?
      It’s
     
     
      as
      if
      nobody
      is
      allowed
      to
     
     
      make
      a
      joke
      anymore
      in
     
     
      case
      someone
      gets
      of-
     
     
      fended.
      Humour
      is
      not
      a
     
     
      form
      of
      hatred,
      but
      a
      form
     
     
      of
      acceptance.
      People
     
     
      accept
      each
      other’s
      differ-
     
     
      ences
      by
      laughing
      at
     
     
      them.
      The
      cartoon
      in
      the
     
     
      November
      2"
      issue
      of
      the
     
     
      Cadre
      may
      have
      been
     
     
      disrespectful,
      but
      who
      is
     
     
      to
      say
      that
      Christianity
      is.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      be-all
      and
      end-all,
     
     
      that
      it
      is
      untouchable.
      As
     
     
      a
      practicing
      Buddhist,
      I
     
     
      could
      care
      less
      what
     
     
      people
      say
      about
      Bud-
      —
     
     
      dha.
      Let
      our
      lives
      on
     
     
      Earth
      be
      filled
      with
      joy
     
     
      and
      laughter
      and
      let
      no
     
     
      one
      take
      offence.
      Let
      us
     
     
      all
      be
      friends
      and
      not
     
     
      take
      harmless
      jokes
      so
     
     
      seriously.
      We
      will
      all
      be
     
     
      better
      for
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Roderick
      Jaynes
     
     
      Dear
      Rederick:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      only
      know
      one
      truly
     
     
      non
      offensive
      joke.
      A
     
     
      baby
      polar
      bear
      ask
      his
     
     
      mother,
      “am
      I
      100%
     
     
      polar
      bear?”
      His
     
     
      mother
      answers,
      “Of
     
     
      course
      dear,
      my
      father
     
     
      was
      a
      polar
      bear,
      my
     
     
      grandfather
      was
      a
      polar
     
     
      bear,
      ask
      your
      father.”
     
     
      So
      the
      boy
      asks
      his
     
     
      father
      the
      same
      question.
     
     
      His
      father
      responds,
      “Of
     
     
      course
      I
      come
      from
      all
     
     
      polar
      bears
      as
      did
      my
     
     
      father
      and
      his
      before
     
     
      him,
      why
      do
      you
      ask
     
     
      son?”
      The
      baby
      polar
     
     
      bear
      responds,
      “because
     
     
      Dad,
      I'm
      fucking
      freez-
     
     
      ing.”
      -Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      DLO:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
      guys
      sure
      messed
     
     
      up
      this
      time!
      You
      guys
     
     
      put
      the
      wrong
      date
      on
     
     
      last
      week’s
      issue!
      I
     
     
      almost
      thought
      I
      missed
     
     
      a
      couple
      deadlines
      for
     
    
   
   
    
     
      eee
      vow
     
    
   
   
    
     
      eee
      RS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      my
      papers!-Cant
      you
     
     
      guys
      do
      anything
      right?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Anonymous
     
     
      Dear
      Anonymous:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sorry
      about
      that
      one,
      a
     
     
      small
      communication
     
     
      error
      between
      us
      and
     
     
      the
      good
      folks
      at
      the
     
     
      Guardian.
      By
      the
      way,
     
     
      you
      should
      probably
      not
     
     
      be
      setting
      your
      watch
      by
     
     
      the
      student
      newspaper.-
     
     
      Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      just
      thought
      I
      would
     
     
      comment
      on
      the
      exam
     
     
      schedule.
      I
      am
      a
      Science
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _
      student
      and
      all
      my
     
    
   
   
    
     
      exams
      are
      crammed
     
     
      together
      in
      the
      first
      three
     
     
      days.
      And
      I’m
      not
      the
     
     
      only
      one.
      Most
      of
      the
     
     
      Science
      students
      I
      know
     
     
      are
      in
      the
      same
      boat.
     
     
      Sure
      I'll
      have
      a
      longer
     
     
      break
      but
      that
      means
      I
     
     
      will
      have
      to
      go
      through
     
     
      three
      days
      of
      hell.
      Its
      not
     
     
      as
      if
      the
      science
      profes-
     
     
      sors
      need
      a
      lot
      of
      time
      to
     
     
      correct
      the
      exams.
      They
     
     
      are
      all
      multiple
      choice
     
     
      and
      calculations
      that
     
     
      only
      have
      one
      answer!
     
     
      I’m
      not
      going
      to
      be
     
     
      writing
      any
      essays
      or
     
     
      anything.
      Someone
      has
     
     
      to
      take
      a
      serious
      look
      at
     
     
      the
      way
      the
      exam
      sched-
     
     
      ules
      are
      made.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Isaac
      Clarke