K ‘ The UPEI SUN, March 25, 1982, page 5 T<rhe 1 unsettling. . house. There was my former chairs on the same side. accidentally touched? Yech! Wednesday : . Machiavelli." of real scholarship at UPEI. for three journals, he says, but he writes for none. eunuch in a harem. Hiday : Professors» Some faculty even have students to their homes“) , as I discovered to my horror last Saturday when I went toe party at a colleague's girl \bold as brass, who immediately assumed a - cosy familiarity by asking me over her wine glass if I had had my mid-life crisis yet. she could help, she said, adding she always gets along well with her grandfather too.- , Tuesda .: ‘ Spent the morning arranging and rearranging Eefurniture in my office. the relative positions of the desk, my chair, and the chair the visitors sit in. the desk between the two chairs keeps the students at a respectful distance. told this‘is a mark of insecurity: put the desk against the wall and have the two But what if your feet Well, my promotion application .is ready for the Committee at last. hoping» my record as Chairman of the Parking Committee will carry me through. _ deny that I hage been'the plug as it were ‘ " we aftnsniversity . ' ‘er clevermturn 'bf phrase, that). My latest idea isto issue special UPEI bumper ' stickers, with the logo "I'd rather be-reading Thursdaan Today at lunch my arch—rival, Professor X, was fulminating again about the dearth level, of this university's faculty. ifyou look at his c.v'. (which I did yesterday in. ' high glee when our mutual secretary left it un- guarded), yOu see he may read for three jOUrnals Professor X is like a He can describe perfectly how it is done, heap scorn on those who“ '- but he doesn't do it himself. Why is UPEI the sort of place where the Only graffiti in the washroomsthat are correctly spelled say things like "Jesus saves"? Monday: This modern mania for mixing faculty and students together. in one big happy family is student, the MacDonald .- She thought Can't seem to decide Clearly, to have But-I'm one should I I 'm still . No-one can Professor X reads , all well above the Ah yes, but fumble WOmen’s Arts Festival ‘V The Island Women's Arts Festival is featuring an exhibition; of orginal crafts during Festival Week, April 12-18. The crafts will be the work of Island Women who create I with fibre, clay, leather, stained glass, and other media. Work such as doll egg painting! quilting, spinning, mobile construction, china painting and stick weaving ‘ will be represented, and demonstrations of many 2‘ v Crafts techniques will be part of the exhibition. 1 All women working in the crafts field'have been invited to submit work to the Festival. The crafts exhibition will be shown at HarbourSide from Tuesday, April 13, until Sunday, April 18. Details about times and the. opening date will be publicized at a later date. For further information, contact Earla Buell at 675—3822. The Music Beet I love Rock & Roll - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts This one is a definite must. - Joan Jett' is the female—rocker's equivalent. of Bruce Sprin— gsteen, in the sense of being the true rocker singing tunes about boys, booze, and googey. Jett is a former member of the all-girl heavy metal ’ band from California called The Runaways. Jett—s decision to leave the Rinaways has been a very positive one .(I'm treading a fine line here — trying not to sound chauvanistic) . The male back-up vocals give her a much deeper, fuller sound. Jett even takes a blatant shot at her former mates in "(I'm Gonna) Run Away", singing; 'I'm gonna run away/ and I'm never comin' back to you' . The most impressive feature of the l.p’. is that it is that very rare commodity of heavy metal played with intelligence. Among other things, that ‘ a means that the lead singer can sing and that f the lead guitarist isn't a show-off . Another i, thing, I like about this album is that its few “ ‘ flaws are packaged into one song - "The Little Drummer Boy". Yes, it's a rock version of the Christmas Carol and no matter what anyone does with it (even her) it's still a Christmas Carol. It doesn't belong with this package of terrific songs. ” Jett should not have any problems -with commercial success as the album's title song is at or near the top of most North American charts f The band tips its hat to the sixtie's several times with Tommy James' ,spots either. ‘whole thing just lies "crimson.and Clover" and they do a frantic and brilliant version of the Dave Clark Five's "Bits & Pieces." The rest of the songs are all potential hit material as well, especially "Nag", "Be Straigh ", and "You're Ibo Possessive". I can't think of a single reason why you shouldn't have this l.p.' Close the windows, bolt the doors, and turn it up loud. Terry crawford Band - The W The fact that Terry Crawford sound so much like Jenson Interceptor shows how very deeply American a.m. pop has influenced our idea of what a good-pop band should be. I suppose if Canada must have a Pat Benetar, then Terry Thompson is as ‘good as we will get. Terry Crawford have a lot going for them lately - they are currently on tour, and this l.p. should have at least one single. There's just one thing — the album isn't very good. It's just too low key, which is a kind way of saying that it is god-awful boring. There aren't may low spots, but there are no high, The there, a bland and sterile hodgepodge. No one is offended, no chances are taken. You might have seen the band on one of its recent oturs. I would still go out of my way to see them — as a live act they are impressive. But, I wouldn't rush out and spend my lunch money, to ‘ get this album. Like the saying goes, there's nothing like the real thing - and this is nothing like the real thing. Sam ALBUMS COURTESY OF, - The Record Man “your complete music Centre" GRADUATING? ATTENTION SENIORS Heckbert's will be in the Alumni Office on Wednesday March 3I,I982 at I0:30—3:30 for those who ordered their pictures. Only those pic— tures that were ordered early will be in. If in doubt, please refer to the list on the Alumni Office door on