SCORPIO
      (OCT
      24-NOV
      22)
     
     
      Despair
      not,
      my
      sweet.
      Texsion
      breaks
      midweek
      and
      releases
     
     
      you
      from
      its
      chains.
      Let
      loose
      and
      take
      advantage
      ofthis
      primo
     
    
   
   
    
     
      situation.
     
     
      SAGITTARIUS
      (NOV
      23
      -
      DEC
      21)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hint:
      A
      holdfast
      dog
      is
      better
      than
      a
      brag.
      Expect
      greatness
      this
     
     
      week
      if
      your
      trap
      remains
      closed
      when
      necessary.
      Don’t
      pursue
     
     
      broken
      dreams.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (DEC
      22
      -
      JAN
      20)
     
    

    
     
      Faith
      kept
      is
      better
      than
      released
      despair.
      Hold
      back
      your
     
     
      paranoid
      delusions
      until
      the
      weekend.
      Stop
      looking
      over
      your
     
     
      shoulder
      and
      maybe
      the
      path
      might
      clear.
      Reject
      the
      impulse
     
     
      to
      be
      self-conscious.
      The
      world
      does
      not
      keep
      its
      eyes
      on
      your
     
     
      sole
      form.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (JAN
      21
      -
      FEB
      19)
     
    

    
     
      Strut
      your
      stuff
      this
      week.
      Everything
      should
      come
      togethez.
     
     
      Stress
      may
      accumulate
      at
      the
      homefront;
      but
      don’t
      concern
     
     
      yourself
      with
      things
      beyond
      your
      control.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (FEB
      20
      -
      MARCH
      20)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Blind
      truth
      may
      prick
      at
      your
      happiness
      this
      week.
      Ignore
     
     
      rumours
      at
      all
      cost.
      Remember
      that
      talk
      is
      mere
      words,
      and
      that
     
     
      the
      pesky
      phonemes
      might
      be
      arranged
      falsely.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MARCH
      21
      -
      APRIL
      20)
     
     
      Love
      is
      on
      the
      way.
      Open
      your
      eyes
      to
      the
      obvious.
      Disinfect
     
     
      your
      fears
      and
      you
      might
      be
      able
      to
      grasp
      this
      awesome
      prospect.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      but
      hold
      back
      the
      spins
      until
      the
      weekend.
      Keep
      the
      psycho
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APRIL
      21
      -MAY
      21)
     
    

    
     
      Loneliness
      may
      try
      to
      penetrate
      if
      you
      let
      it.
      Socialize
      with
     
     
      friends
      rather
      than
      exercise
      your
      fears,
      Use
      conversation
      to
      your
     
     
      benefit.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      22
      -
      JUNE
      21)
     
    

    
     
      Unplug
      your
      expanding
      energy
      and
      use
      this
      power
      to
      your
     
     
      advantage.
      Break
      out
      some
      Lauriers
      (money,
      okay
      ?)
      and
      treat
     
     
      abud
      to
      Bud.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      22
      -
      JULY
      23)
     
     
      You
      can
      be
      a
      real
      Tasmanian
      Devil
      when
      the
      occasion
      calls
      --
     
    
   
   
    
     
      inside
      until
      your
      academic
      duties
      are
      met.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      24
      -
      AUG
      23)
     
    

    
     
      Guilt
      is
      a
      powerful
      master.
      Free
      yourself
      from
      its
      shackles.
      No
     
     
      one
      is
      white
      as
      snow
      --society
      has
      polluted
      us
      all.
      Don’t
      strive
     
     
      for
      the
      unobtainable
      goal
      of
      perfection.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (AUG
      24
      -
      SEPT
      23)
     
     
      Drive
      up
      the
      social
      ladder.
      Don’t
      let
      anyone
      tell
      you
      where
      to
     
     
      go.
      Be
      the
      master
      of
      your
      location.
      Yeah,
      this
      does
      sound
      like
     
     
      amysterious
      prospect;
      but
      read
      between
      the
      lines
      and
      see
      the
     
     
      meaning
      in
      the
      spaces,
      okay?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT
      24
      -
      OCT
      22)
     
    

    
     
      Kill
      the
      monkey
      that
      wears
      you
      down.
      Let
      this
      be
      your
      weekend
     
     
      of
      triumph.
      Don’t
      ignore
      dire
      responsibilities,
      however.
      Re-
     
     
      lease
      yourself
      after
      it’s
      scholastically
      possible.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Personals
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Stunning
      brunette
      with
      blue
      eyes.
      20.
      University
      student.
     
     
      Are
      you
      tired
      of
      the
      club
      scene?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      One
      night
      stands?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Relationships
      with
      no
      purpose
      or
      future?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Personals
      are
      not
      my
      style,
      however,
      ifa
      gentleman
      20-35
      who
     
     
      still
      believes
      in
      friendship,
      honesty,
      trust,
      and
      possibly
      build
     
     
      into
      romance
      then
      please
      reply
      with
      photo
      and
      self
      description.