Gerald is knocking at our door again asking for one more "Jock Talk". Since we have no activities to oomrent tponflwe'll turn to a booklet, turned out by Denm Statistician John Neville, whidm gives extensive figures on all hodcey activities for the past season. . .almost to the number of left- handed spectators attending Quite unfortunately we find most statistics boring so we will try to monotmize our column with witticism's too humorous to mentim! mferring to this interesting(?) hodcey booklet we find that blanks are left to be filled in for the awards to be made for "Most Valuable Player", "mokie of the Year" and "Nbst Improved Player". Those entrusted with these d‘lOiCES are quite welcome to their task, We are also interested in who gets the unooveted"H.A. Award" (Jock Talk uses no questionable language) as We hear there are “several favourites as well as some dark horses still in the ruming. We find that the Ponderosa Cup goes to Wilfred MacDonald for "Star" selections in games played, 'Ibp Scorer is Iouis Iortie while membership on the mythical All—Conference team goes to no less than lII-IREE ' Panthers, Wilfred MacDonald, the unfortmately injured David Cameron and louis lortie...'1b us the. really meaningful inform— ation. is that, in league play, we won 11, lost 7 and tied 2 to finish in third place and that, in Play0ffs we lost 2. Finis. But John's booklet has much more. we know we had a most exciting team and the reascn is right there. .. we led the league in scoring with a whopping 115 goals...a11rost 6 per 951118! Are you 'keen m knowing that these were 42-34-38 by periods with 1 overtime? Our S.0.G.'s totalled 773 for a startling average of almost 39! No wmder there was lots of actim in Panther games. In league powerplays, we had 111 opportunities and succeeded in making the For instance , ‘ The U.P.E.I. Sun, Thursday, larch 23, 1978, page 11 A.#0mokoas.JocK LISCPPOSition goalie fish the puck ‘out of his net 29 times for an average of 26%, while in the reverse 37,-: situation we succeeded in frustrating the opposi— tim 75 of 97 times for a success figure of 78%. A115, further, confounded the "Bad" guys by scoring 9 Shorthanded goals! 'Ihe goalkeeping stats are nostly those . of lbnnie "Snags" McInnis who, in 19 games had 61 goals scored upon him for a 3.22 G.P.G. average, stopping 475 of 536 shots. Che undivulged and important figure that we'd like to have would be the number of times RUMOR HJNDRHASIT . . . . . . . .. week month. Marathon . because there wasn't a quo —‘]he Senior Class made about $700 in the Dance HATH IT —'1he Conservative Party wants to use the Barn as Campaign Headquarters. —-Marc'h came in like a lim. --Personnel Board positions for next year have been open for two weeks. . -—'Ihe Nbvie Club will not be having a showing this --Another snow storm is forecast. -—Student Council meetings, open to all students, areheldintheBoardofGovernorsRoanin Kelley Building Sundays at 6 p.m. ——Ed Hilton is going to the NCAA basketball play— offs in St. Louis, Missouri. —'Ihe "Great Blizzard" of February is to be followed by the "Great Flood" of March. -—Intramural playoffs are being held this week. -—Vinoe Mulligan draws up the rankings for the Horses Ass Award each week. —-Half of last week's layout staff for the SUN is laying out filis week in Florida. -—Student Unicn Council party is to be held next -I.ast Sunday's Comcil meeting was cancelled rum. —']he Oo-Ed last Friday was a lot of fun. 7 -—'Ihe Yearbook staff would like more staff -—Shelly Pepler was seen in the 2nd Floor showers of MARIAN HALL late Tuesday night. " 7 .THQAN Kent 763] across Charlottetown 892-8141.. BETTER BFCHOICE VCHKNCE IMO/(maxim m: m Cami/we, v.0. , Phegnancy Comm 9, ' Wu ‘ ‘ Paegmncy Twang PLANNED PARENTHOOD [ASSOCIATION Street the Hotel «it “FEW? -4OUN69 Goodness". - W 1""- 9—°"a'r.'.—' *Hughes'flrug Building Till/(K! Snags made intruders regret invading that sacred territory inside his crease. Scoring leaders were Louis Iortie (47) David Cameron (43) and Val Mitd1ell (42). Ralph Josie had a substantial lead over all others in time spent in the penalty timekeeper's company. We wonder. ..if Ralph used his penalty time in studying Frendn, would he be bi- lingual? 'Ihere is a plethora of other informaticn in John's booklet that we trust will be perused ad nauseum by Panther fans. Personally, we'll leave it all for their edification and we'll go out on our own personal limb and fore- cast that we will not lose 4 games in league play next season! Any bets? Before giving this to Gerald, we read it to John and told him that, while we were impressed with all the work that went into gathering all this information, we think the won—lost record the only one worth much attention. . .we both had a good laugh over our opinion. . . .except him. We'll add a post—script. Just as we finished the above, it was pointed out to us by a hod<ey player (not involved) that on the night scheduled for the Athletic Awards Dinner, five of the hockey players will be out of town playing for Gentleman Jim's. . . .Iarry Arsenault, Wilfred MacDonald, Snags Mclnnis, Wayne Square- briggs andLouis Lortie. lots of Athletic Award potential in that group. Could we neekly suggest a change of date??