UPEI SUN Jan. 20 1983 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     THE KLEENER'S KIDSIT 
     
     by: Ed Orlowski. 
     
    
   
   
    
     RANGER RICKY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mow Mow is the grub— 
     
     by giggler no bone br— 
     
     ush with a scensable 
     
     swivelhead squiggler, 
     
     after tax deduction han- 
     
     dle. A student alias 
     
     Ranger Ricky, was doing 
     
     the cat prowl in room 
     
     1111, of the invigor— 
     
     ating beautiful Duffy 
     
     Science Building. He me- 
     
     andered from desk to 
     
     desk, his seak—o—stat 
     
     was at a bumerling pitch 
     
     "Did anyone see my com— 
     
     puter programme?" no one 
     
     could come up with the 
     
     lost programme, even 
     
     though Ranger Ricky took 
     
     to walking over the tops 
     
     of the desks in his rel— 
     
     ’ entless search of the 
     
     missing programme. At 
     
     this point the Kleener 
     
     made the comment that 
     
     Ranger Ricky rides again 
     
     Ranger Ricky commented 
     
     that even the non stu- 
     
     dent order of the envir- 
     
     onment was against him 
     
     this day, and of course 
     
     with a jolt of lightning 
     
     with her scene nessore— 
     
     lers, Mow Mow, who is 
     
     the grubby giggler no . 
     
     bone brush with a scens— 
     
     able swivelhead squig— 
     
     gler, after tax dedu- 
     
     ction handle, was quick 
     
     to take offence, to pac 
     
     ify her the Kleener act 
     
     ually had to pick her 
     
     up amd ruffle her scruf- 
     
     flees so to say, and too 
     
     say " Oh you poor, poor 
     
     baby", while petting her 
     
     grubby mo 1 lette ~13 aptly 
     
     to paciij 131‘ 5:1" " " 11111"? 
     
    
   
   
    
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     undust the area, she 
     
     had just finished sweep— 
     
     ing and was itching to 
     
     get on a sneezing binge 
     
     to satisfy her urge, tha I 
     
     of being humiliated by 
     
     something other than 
     
     another mop. If Ranger 
     
     Ricky only knew what was 
     
     going on inside her whip 
     
     lette he might have been 
     
     more kind to the Mow Mow 
     
     baby. I 
     
     After crawling up 
     
     under and over all the 
     
     desks Ranger Ricky 
     
     remanbered the bunch of 
     
     fresh grapes he had put 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     in his back pocket three 
     
     days prior to this gen- 
     
     eral workout, and won— 
     
     dered if they had time 
     
     to ripen, carefully he 
     
     put his hand where he 
     
     had been sitting and 
     
     smashing around, tofind 
     
     that the grapes had dis— I 
     
     appeared, all he could 
     
     find was a scrunched 
     
     piece of some kind of 
     
     paper, which he fluffed 
     
     out. On very close obs— 
     
     ervation it dawned on 
     
     him that this was the 
     
     computer programme that 
     
     he had been searching 
     
    
   
   
    
     for, for these two days. I 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Kleaner raised his 
     
     eyes to the heavens, 
     
    

    
     as if to say thank you, 
     
     to the above, and not— 
     
     iced the randan air cur:- 
     
     rents in room 1111 mov- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ing generously a hand I 
     
    
   
   
    
     full of streamered toi- 
     
     let tissue that was stil 
     
     tethered to the ceil— 
     
     ing tile and the paper 
     
     seemed to be waving 
     
     good—bye to all the frie 
     
     ndly and full of fun 
     
     people in this room.With 
     
     that the Kleaner took ' 
     
     Iwa Mow, and silently 
     
     pushed their way down 
     
     the hallway to the 
     
     Kleaner's Klosit, as 
     
     they scruffled they saw 
     
     Ranger Ricky with his 
     
     arms up in jubilation, 
     
     and triumph, muttering 
     
     to himself and to all 
     
     passers by. .. This 
     
    

    
     is dumb, this is really 
     
     dumb, it was in my po'c- 
     
    
   
   
    
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     I 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ket all the time. Mow 
     
    

    
     Mowjust giggled, and 
     
    

    
     said to herself. . . . . . 
     
    

    
     those humans, they are 
     
     really funny. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
            
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
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     Jan.2l.’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     SINGIN' m THE RAIN. 
     
     U.S.A., 11:952. Dirs. Gene 
     
     Kelly, Stanley Donen, 5: 
     
     Starring Gene Kelly, 
     
    

    
     Debbie Reynolds, Don 
     
     O'Connor and Cyd Charisse. 
     
     One of the greatest 
     
     musicals ever made! . 
     
     Standout production numbers 
     
     include the lavish 
     
     "Broadway'Melody Ballet. ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     WQEM iguana-r 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     Jan.28. 
     
     THE GENERAL. U.S.A.. - 
     
     Dir. Buster Keaton. ' 
     
     Starring Buster 
     
     Keaton,Marian Mack 
     
     and Joe Keaton. 
     
    

    
     "The General" is a  
     
     study in the int- 1 
     
     ricate calculation A 
     
     of silent cauedy 
     
    

    
     at its finest, un-  
     
     Winding and breath” 
     
     taking' visual grace. 
     
     Silent with musical 
     
     Soundtrack,tinted. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     women * mama W a  
     
    
   
   
    
     1 - that all the girls are catching on to the "old 
     
    
   
   
    
     1‘ ‘ .:.:.h 
     
    
   
   
    
     weekend. ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     A.,uu'-: nous»- 
     
    
   
   
    
     — that we are not talking about Scott when we y 
     
     "the moose is loose". - ; 
     
    
   
   
    
     hangar routine" in 315 Blanchard. 
     
     that Winter Spree 83 is just around the corner. 
     
     ‘ - that the BB Panthers are playing at home this“, 
     
    
   
   
    
     3' o - that East is least and West is best. 
     
    
   
   
    
     3" — that someone was Jaywalking' at Blanchard the other 
     
    
   
   
    
     i- night. 
     
    
   
   
    
     - that Quincy's coUrse is a classic. 
     
    
   
   
    
     - that Casey's is the new "in" spot. 
     
    
   
   
    
     3 - that the Sun deadline is Monday noon. 
     
    
   
   
    
     - that when groups want to place ads in the Sun they ' 
     
     have to make than themselves. 
     
    
   
   
    
     This includes the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Leshmen, Junior, Senior and Sophomore classes .-' 
     
    
   
   
    
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