SO are ere xe = Humorous Paragraphs. When a couple make up their mind | tie | to wet married it may be ealled a Vote Those who walk most are generally healthiest: the read of perfect health is too narrow for wheels. The best way te improve woman « lot is to build a house on it and put a good man in the house. Adam is said to be the only man who | never tantulised his wife about “ihe | way his mother used to cook.” A clergyman was telling a marvelous | story’, when his little girl said, “Now,na, | is that true or are you preaching . Wiatis the difference tetween a | leopard and a Methodist mimister! One | eannot change its spots and the other | mist “It goes against my grain,” as the | Kansas farmer observed when a cloud | of grasshoppers swooped down on bis | tield. “It is not good for man to be a loan,” plied Mrs. Yeast, when a lady asked her to loan her husband as an escort fora tew minutes. lhe preacher was rather cynical than chari‘able who took for the text of wedding sermon, ‘Let there be abun dance of peace—while the moon en luret i.” Miss Philadelphia—And so you en- »yed your tour of Europ? Miss Baston—Qh, indescribably. Mis P.—Did you see the aqueducts in Rome! Mivs B.—Yes, and they swam beauti- fully. Miss P.—Swam ! What swam ? Miss B.—The aqua-ducks, of course. ~ i - -———___— Young Men :—Read This. Tus Vovrate Bett Co., of Marshall, Mich., offer to send their celebrated Execrro-Vot- raic Bett and other Evecrric APPLIANCES on tr.al for thirty days, to men (young and old) affircted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgis, paralysis, and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. Write them at once for illustrated pamphiet free. Special Notices. Buy Corsets at Weeks & Co's, foct 3 A Mestine of the Ladies’ Hospital Com- mittee will be held at the City Hospital on Tuesday next, 7th inst.,at3p.m. A full meeting is desired. {oe 3 3i Bey Cashmeres at Weeks & (o's. Loct3 New Buckwheat Flour at Beer & Goff’s. {oct 1 New Black Cashmeres, beautiful, good, at low prices.— Weeks & Co, sepl6 Care Cop Cranberries at Beer & Goff’s. [oct 1 Crsargzs and Mourning Goods at Weeks & Cos, {oot 3 Tue place to buy new goods cheap is at L. E. Prowse’s, [sep 27 Buy Mantles at Weeks & Co's. {oct 3 CHotcg new Valencia Raisins at Beer & Goff's. [oct 1 Newest Dress (Goods at Weeks & Co’s. [oct 3 Bey your Boots at J. B. Macdonald’s Boot Store. [sep 27 Mawxrce and Ulster Cloths at Weeks & Co’s. [oct 3 L. E. Prowsnr’s store has been greatly en- larged, and his assortment of new goods is much largerthan usual. We believe he is determined to sell as cheap as the cheapest. Call and see his goods and prices. A “ew stock of men’s London soft hats at J, Bo Macdonald's, [sep 27 VeLveTeENS—Velveteens, just received, 7 eases plain and brocaded. Very choice and cheap.— Weeks & Co. sepl6 Mry’s Hats.—Six cases of Christy’s Lon- don Hats just received at L. E. Prowse’s. (se 20 Mern’s tweed suits for $5.50 at J. B. Mac- dona d's, [sep 27 Lavtes and Gentlemens fashionable Rubbers Boots, Slippers, and Overshoes, at Dorstry Gorr & Co's. {sep]7 New Seotch Tweeds—splendid value at L. E. Prowse. (se 20 Be sure and get our make of Boots—Dorsry, Gore & Co. [sep17 You can buy a good coat for $3.00, at J. B. Macdonald’s. [sep 27 Boors are very cheap at Dorsry, Gorr & Co’s. [sep17 Five cases of Underclothing just opened and will be sold cheap. L. E. Prowse. (se 20 A warce stock of Grain Bags, in 2, 3, and 4 bushels ; wholesale and retail ; lowest prices, at the London House, sep23 2aw eod w2i- New Scotch Tweeds for gent’s suitings.—- Weeks & Co. sepl6 L. E, Prowse is now opening his fall stock of new goods. [se 20 Kerr your feet dry by getting a pair of Dorsey, Goff & Co's. Boots. {sep]7 A svrr of men’s underclothing for 75 cents at J, B. Macdonald’s, [sep 27 Berr & Gorr are selling Dingham's -Elee- tric Soap. augS MANTLE Cloths, great variety, just opened, Weeks & Co. sepl6 Ovk fall Boots are just the thing~-Dorsry, Gorr & Co, [sep]7 Ptaxos tuned, regulated, and re-wired, by the undersigned at the lowest possible rates. All orders from town or country will receive promptattention, Satisfaction guaranteed. — D. M. Rerp, Piano Tuner. [sep 18 SombTHing New.-——There has always been great difleulty in getting water-proof coats to He satisiactorily about the neck and shoulders, for stowt aad round-sheuldered men. You can avoid thie and have a periect fit by leav- mg your measure with us. ‘We have mad. arraagements with an English firm to have tiese coats made on our own patterns, so that we are ln a position to warraat a good nt, We can show over 1(€0 samples of the good 5 trom which tho coats will be inade, ranging in price from $8 to $24. Every coat Warranted to come the fame as sample of Boots showa. You can have better material = Cheaper than buying ready-made guods,— ohn MeLaod & Co.,” Merchant Tailors. ang?27 ti THE DAILY HxXA PARSU: MAKE? NEW FIC BLOOD. And will completely change the bieod ia the entire system in three months. Any per- son who will take 1 Pill each night from | to 12 weeks, nay be restored to sound health, if such athing be possible. [or curing Female Complaints these Pills have no equal, Physicians use them in their practice. Soid everywhere, or sent by mail for eight letter-etamps. Send for cireular, I. 8S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. . SRGUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. JOLNSONS ANODYNE LINIMENT wi!l instan- tancousiy relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively = ; i cure nine cases out of ten. Information that will save ; many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a moment , Prevention is better than cure. JOHNSON’S ANODYNE LINIMENT (eciere oz ternal Use). CURES Neuralgia, Influenza, Sore Lungs, Bieeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping Cough, Chronic Rheumatism Chronie Diarrheen, Chronic lyysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of the Spine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send (tor pamphletto. 8. Jonson & Co., Boston, Mass, An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. now traveling in this country, says that most ef the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's Condition Powders are absolutely pure and : nl immensely valuable. Nothing on earth will mske hens Iny like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp’n- fal to! pint food. Sok! every wiere, or sent by mail for & fetier-stamps. I. S. Jonsson & Co., Boston, Masa, RY lpr Be a em em ee em ROYAL GANADIAN [NSURANGE GO. B°T Riko. - ne () eee ee as obi se Cpneeeceene HEAD OFFICE—Montreal. HALIFAX BRANCH—J. Scott Mitchell, Agent. Risks Taken on Most Favorabte Terms. ASSENT FOR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND: F. H. ARNAUD, Werehnants Bank of Hnlifay. $2,000,600 Ch’town, Feb, 27, 1884. (UNFHDARATION APE ASNOCIATIDN, HEHEAD OF FICH, TORONTO. —_—-— 0 — The SECURITY offered to policy-holders is UNSURPASSED by any Company doing business in the Dominion. . Its PROGRESS HAS BEEN UNEXAMPLED in the history of Insurance in Canada, ‘ lis Policies are INDISPUTABLE after three ycars and NON-FORFEITABLE after two years. The CASH PROFIT results Company in Canada. The following are examples of ACTUAL REDUC.10N OF PREMIUMS by application of profits: — Robert Taylor, Halifax, insured for $10,000 in 1872. premium $517.70; in 1880, $160.10, John Willis, Halifax, insured for $1,000 in 1871, premium $31.77; in 1882, $14.20. John 8S. MeLezn, Halifax, insured for $4,060 in 1872, premium $137.76; in 1882, $70.06, Mayor Jones, St. John, insured for $4,000 in 1471, premium $172.26; in 1882, $77.20. paid to policy-holders have not been equalled by any Wee> The tullest information will be given on application. DESBRISAY & ANGUS, General Agents for P. E. Island. Ch’town, May 7, 1884. —— —— _—-—— CHARLOTTETOWN SASH KD DOOR FACTORY | Peake’s No. 3 Whart, PALMER & CO... PROPRIETORS. -O —— We are now manufacturing and will sell at the lowest cash prices; R. Sashes Doors Window and Door Frames, Architraves, Spouting and Conductor Mould ings, Ballusters, Newel Posts, Stair Rails, Twists, etc, We are prepared to do all kinds of Jobbing, in Planing, ing, Jig and Fret Sawing, Turning, etc, All kinds of Gothic Windows for Churches made at shortest notice. W‘th new and first-class Machinery, and the latest appliances, we can insure the utmost satisfaction toll who favor us with their patronage. Cl'town, June 7, 1884—-wkly ly Jointing, Morticing, Tenon- PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND RAILWAY. :0:— Iss4. Summer Arrangement. 1884. 0:0—— — N AND AFTER MONDAY, 2d JUNE, 1884, trains will run daily as follows (Sundays excepted ):— — TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE WEST a en ee senna TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE WEST. | ! | ! STATIONS, ene | STALIONS, [expres Mixa, Mixa i ; A. M.j AM. PM, P.M. P.M.) AM. Charlottetown ....... ; 6.00 | 8.25 | 3.40 Charlottetown ost eae 4.20 | 9.20 Royalty Junction....! 6.15 | 9.00 | 4.00 Royalty June tion .-dp; 7.00 4,00 | 9.00 North Wiltshire.....| 6.50 | 9.52 | 4.47 | North Wiltshire..... 625 | 254 | 8.13 Hunter River....,... 1 7.00 {10.03 | 5.00 Hunter River..... ../ 615 | 2.38 | 8.00 Bradalbane.......... (7.25 }10.46 | 5.35 ||Bradelbane...... 5.51 | 200 | 7.25 Ccunty Line......... 7.31 (10.56 | 6.45 County Lime...... 5.45 | 1.50 | 7.16 Freetown.....,...... , 7.42 [11.12 | 6.69 |/Freetowm............ 5.34 | 1.35 | 7.02 Kensington ....... --| 7.55 |11.35 | 6.18 | Kensingtom.......... 5.20 -| 112 | 6.42 | P.M. | \ di | 4.55 [12.35 | 6.10 enaeebde ar} 8.20 (12.10 6.5 Summerside... .. |A.M. ee dp} 8.40 | 1.45 | lar} 450 'i1.20 SINE, whi cces es ' $.55 2.08 ! DETOOOMORD, sc in cs 4.15 10.57 Wellington as ead 1 aM | 337 WOO. ss. 0.5: 357 (10.29 Nb isn't 8 64 a | 9.43 }; 3.28 Cort Malis .: .. . des 3 28 9.35 REINS oo. 0 00 dae 110.35 | 4.50 \OLaaty by 5s... -| 237 | 8:15 Bloomfield........... 110.53 | 5.15 Gloomfield ....:..... 2.20 | 7.50 Re ‘11.18 6.10 Albertom.......... dj} 153 {7.10 | - Tignish............ari11.55 | 7.00 Cigmish...... e+e Gp} 1.15 | 6.00 | TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE EAST. TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE EAST. STATIONS. | Express. | Mixed. STATIONS, Express. | Mixed. | : t | Charivitetown ...... i 3.30 p. m.! 6.15 a. m.) Charlottetc. S| | 9 05 a. m.! 6.30 p. m. Royalty Jumction....}345 °* 6.34 ‘* | Xoyalty Juuctiop....} 850 “ 16.10 “ ad boos +-0dwbe as 1367 * eo Weibsd<bienvesdce. sae ””ChCUdLoo CO ID ake cu bese }4.10 * we. * Rc pads 8.2) .°. 4638. "ar 25 sé ? & “e 7 os ‘sé Niount Stewart... dp a a | as as Mount Stewart.. 2 7.50 oS . a See ea ss'snanne oe fee ee cc acu iva * ee ©, Petal We os cs oa cs 5,30 < 9.3 * i: Peters... . 2%... 7.06 * 1/313 * Saat iver iss it 43. . GOA co 420.26,“ ear Swe. 25... i .. 6 30> ** Freee BOURIGa, 1.8. oh ides ar GaP 1.18 .** ak ee EP cp] 6.00. ** | Loe.s.? Wount Stewart ...... 4.45 p.m. $.20a m. wountatewart...... 7 55a, m, 425p. m. COGIIOR. .....ccevee [OR @ TR Jardigam®...... evens.” | — Georgetown ....... ar} 6.00 * |id.00 © -eorcetown ..:....dp{ 6.40 ** 245 “* ##- Trains are run by Eastern Standard Time, Fsterse COLEMAN, Anil mag Bee, Ogertoteets on, Wey O7, *#Re | | | i 1 [|| BE. ISLAND POTTERY. 1884. EN OCTOBER 4. A ‘TEE ‘Civil Service ara Kxaminations WEEKLY EXAMINER ; li. Preliminary, cr Lower Grade « xam ine | ation, will commence on Tuerday the} iith November next, and the Qualifying or | AND ISLAND ARGUS Higher Gr:de. on Wednesday the 12th. Onn | didates for the Kigier need not pass the} Lower Grade examination. The cxominaticne will be places at which they were he'd in May last. Applications for admission must be made | tothe undersizned not later than the 15th} Oster »isv-ve, |More Reading Matter than ota, susie | AMY Obber Paper Tubliched | In PA. [sland j h ld at the} i | } CONTAINS Sept ?2,’-4 WELCOME re Pee (TRADE MARK.) SOAP Acknowledged the “STANDARD” of LAUNDRY SOAP. There is but fOne. Every bar is stamped with a pair of hands, and no Gro-} cer should be allowed to offer} jany substitute. In the use of 1WELCOME SOAP people frealize “VALUE RECEIVED” and discover that superiority in j WASHING QUALITY peculiar to FLOUH. FLOUR. 125 bris. CHOICE PATENT, 375 bris. SUPERIOR EXTRA, omy $ |, OAT Guided by the principles of Truth, Honor, Moderation, and Fairness, THE EXAMINER is devoted to the promo- tion of the interests of this Province and this Dominion! The Weekly lixaminer AND ISLAND ARGUS for prompt delivery at Charlottetown o» Summerside 20 bris. No. 1 PILOT BREAD, 10 bris. TH!N FAMILY, rOnR SALE BY J. A. CHIPMARN & ©®., Corner Pownal and Water Streets. Ch’town, Sep 5 IS A LIVE NEW&PAFER Mede up of the Locals, Telegrams, Kditorials, etc., which from day to day appear in the daily edition, Pure Bred Stock. fFSHE services of the celebrated Jersey Bull “ Bella’s Centennial,’’? No, 7,977, Ameri- can Herd-Book, can now be had at the stable of T. A. McLean, Ksq., near Esdale Foundry, Fee, $2.00. Now isthe time to get milking stock, as he will Jikely be in Charlottetown but a short time. Sept 9—im AMERICAN AG2ICULTURIST. 160 Colamns and 100 Kugravings im each issue 43rd YEAR. $i50 A LAR. Send three 2c. stamps for Sample Copy a The Weekly Examiner (Evglich or German} -f the Oldest and AND ISLAND ARGUS It is Always full of News AND Always up to the Times. sest Agricultura! Journal in the Werld, ORANCE JUDD C3. DAVID W. JUDD, | 751 Broadway, New York. MUNN & CO., of the ScrmNTIFIC AMERICAN, cone tinue to act as Solicitors for Patents, Caveats Trade Marks, Copgrights, for the United States, Can ngland, Prance, Gerrany,ete. Hand Book abou atents sent free. ‘shirt y-seven years’ experience, Patents obtained thivich MUNN & CO. are noticed in the SCIENTIFIC AlN LicAN, the largest pest, and most widely circulated scientific paper. $3.20a year. Weekly. Splendid cngravyings and interesting ine formation. Specimen cons of Se ae Amere lean sent free, Addiess st UNN & CO., SCIENTIEIO RICAN Office, 26i Broudway, New York. Is in tavcr of cutting down the Local Legislature, consolidating the Lecal Civil Service on a sound business basis, instituting a system of rigid economy in the administration of local affairs, aod applying the money thus saved to The Advancement of the Agri- cultural and Industrial interests ef the Province ! PR Island Pottery, STOVE-PIPE STONES, CHIMNEY Tos, DRAIN PIPE STRAWBERRY And other artich « THE EXAMINER is in fayor of giviog a fair trial to the Unien which ensures to us the lnstitutions the Laws VINE PROTECTORS : and Protection of the Mother Country made to order at the P BEE? @ GOFF i a ee ar THE EXAMINER is issued every FRIDAY MORNING, from the office of The Examiner Publishing Company, corner Great George and Water Streets ' -_ 2 6 THR HCH Tears ud PAR GUCHOUT a: WORLD SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, ONE DOLLAR A YEAR IN ADVANCE. ae Cures Aik i Cra Ff heumatism, DiphtLeria, Nenralgia, Erysipelas Croup, Hoarseness, Removes Dandruff, JOB PRINTING, —SUCH As— And restore Hair on Bald Heads, and Bill-heads, Lettersheads, Notes of Hand Receipts, Posters, Handbills, Dodger Cures ali 6 | : P. Kk. ISLAND Steam Navigation Coy, cgelic) STEAMERS ST. LAWRENCE Ayp PRINCESS OF WALES. —_—~—-—-—— i SUMMER © ARRANGEMNY. | i NOVA SCOTIA, | Leave Charlottetown tor tictou Landing jevery Moncay, Widnesday, ‘1 hure ay and | Satuidey Mornings, at e& ven O'clock, Connect. ling there with the Tiain for Halitax, Re. /turning to Charlottetown on Monday, Wer. ‘ Lesday, Friday and Saturday, abou: two p. }m,ou arrival ot train fem Halifax Leave Pictou Laid uz lor Georgetown cy | Thureday, on arrival of train at two Pp. m. |; Leave Georgetown for Pictou Lanting jevery Friday morning, at five a m, NEW BRUNSWICK. CAt/ABA AND THE UKITED STATES. Leave Summersiae every day (Suneay excepted) 01. ‘ Tin trem (hope lottetow mn, connecting at Sicciis *ih Trains tor each of the above yeamed places ; aud at St, John, with steamers of the Interma. tional Company and Railway for Portland and Buston, Also leave Charlottetown for Spm. werside every Mondsy morning at one o'clock. Returuying, leave Shc diac every day (Sundays excepteo) on ariivel of day tyaig trom St. Jobn, for Summerside, connecting there with tiain for Charlottetown. Aho leave Summerside fir Charlottetown every Soturday evening, about five o'clock, By order, fF, W. HALES, Secretary, Charlottetown, June 11, 1284 BosTo STEAME RS. CARRULL—Uvapt. Brown, WORCESTER—Capt. Blaukaship. | LEAVE CH'TOWN, TKURSDAYS, 5, P. M. LEAVE BOSTON, SATURDAYS, 12, KOLr. N Parsenger accommodation excellent. Freight carried at lowest rates. gy cases,handled with greatest care. CARVELL BROS, Chl’town, May 31 —pat jovr pio Sm EXCURSION FARE! To Boston and Return, CARROLL G% WORCESPER, $1560 PHEART CLAS, CARVE L BROS, | Ch*town, May 31—; at 44 2.W STEAM MUROMICHI, Monti al to Chai (uttetowD, Leaves Montreal, Monday, 21th Augret, and every alternate Mouday afterwards. Returning, leaves Summersivie, Tuesdey, 19th August, and every alternate Tuesday. Superior passenger aceommodation, freight carried carefully at lowest rates, CARVELL BROS. Ch town, Ang. 3, 1884, and — ooo 4 Ps Endorsed by the French Academy of Med cine for Fnflammation of the Urinary Organs, caused by Indiscretion or Kixposure, Hotel Dieu Hospital, Paris, Treatment. tive cure inone to three days, ment only required, Cupebs or Copaiba, INFALLIBLE, HyGiENIC,CURATIVE, PREVEN tivé. Price $1,50, including Bulbe Syringe Sold by all Druggists, or scut free by mai securely sealed, on receipt of price. Descrip- tive Treative free on application. AMERICA AGENCY “66” MEDICINE CO., Detroit Mich., and Windsor, Ont. 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It the Chenpest end Best Medicine in the Marke 47 Full particularg in our pampblet, which w iegire to weil free toany addr Mach’s Mugnetic Medicine is sold by D gisis at &C cta. per box, or 6 boxes for $2.90, cr W be mailed free of postage, on receipt of the money sadrese'n : W'ACE’S MAGNETIC MEDiCs> KB CQ,. Windsor, Out., Canada din Charlottetown by Apothecarics’ Hall nts for Prince Edward JTeland, and by all Drug ywhere. may 16 $$ JCB PRINTING of every desciiodtivn aches & pains, | etc., etei,\done in first-rlavg style and a short natios April 23, 1834. executed with Neatness anl Despat b 6 6the EXAMINER JOB PKINIING FOOMA, cas Weber aad rast Gem go Gtr ot