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     by James Martin and Mike Raters 
     
    
   
   
    
     Rare is the Chess Club not 
     
     blessed with a generous 
     
     completent of wags, zanies, 
     
     screwballs, and pompous 
     
    
   
   
    
     idiots who, naturally enough, ~ 
     
    
   
   
    
     spout amiscience on any and 
     
     all subjects and on Cl'ess in 
     
     particular. 
     
    

    
     A wag in a leading New ' 
     
     York City Chess Club chose a 
     
     propitious Irment to spring 
     
    
   
   
    
     his trap on Mr. Omiscient, in 
     
    
   
   
    
     the presence of a sizable 
     
     audience. 
     
     "Tell HE, Mr. 0," Mr. W. 
     
    
   
   
    
     / 1 
     
    
   
   
    
     27, 1977,  16 . 
     
    
   
   
    
     asked, “what is an improved . 
     
     square? 
     
     7 find out, and I don't find 
     
     an ' gonitinanyChess 
     
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     V "Well, Sir.. ..." Mr. O. 
     
     began with sone l'esitancy, and 
     
     gaining nanentun, went on 
     
     and on and on, "explaining" 
     
     how and under what circum- 
     
     stances a sqmre on the board 
     
     is improved in a game of Chess 
     
    

    
     Mr. W. thanked Mr. O. 
     
     profusely and waited Lmtil 
     
    

    
     the latter took his departure. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     I have been trying to warned listeners - all 
     
    
   
   
    
     doubled up with laughter. 
     
     "Didn't I tell you? Nothin' g 
     
     is hidden the mind of this 
     
     moron." _ 
     
    

    
     'Ihe wag had informed his co- 
     
     conspirators that on his way 
     
     to the Club he had seen an I 
     
     advertisement in the subway, ' 
     
     setting forth pridefully the 
     
     matzoh (unleavened rectangular 
     
     biscuit used in  Jewish 
     
     rituals) of, latest vintage 
     
     as an "improved square." 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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