ERS
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ceel
      Leve.
      .
      The
      Breezeis
      hack
      to
      answer
      a
      cali
      im
      I
     
    
   
   
    
     
      concerns.
      Page
      Be
     
    
   
   
    
     
      News...
      The
      Student
      Union
      elects
      a
      new
      president
      :
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Page
      6.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bullshit
      me
      baby,
      ene
      mere
      ime...
      Bina
      Spears,
     
     
      |
      good,
      hi-buck,
      stores
      across
      Quebec.
      She
      is
      a
      little
      hesi-
     
     
      |
      tant.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      talks
      toourman
      Steve
      =
     
     
      Page
      qT.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Cinephile
      ue
      Reviews
      of
      Fight
      club
      and
      American
      Beauty
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Page
      8.
      —
     
     
      Reviews...
      Chantal,
      Bune
      Grind
      Primus,
      etc.
     
     
      Page
      9.:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fictien...
      Codicil
      |:
      Suitor,
      Sued
      oC
      Suit
      Her,
     
     
      By
      Peter
      Topolewski.
      :
      |
     
     
      Page
      10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sperts...
      Basketball/Volleyball/Soccer
     
     
      Page
      12-13.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Vaults...
      Tales
      from
      Cadres
      Past.
     
     
      Page
      16-17.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pelitics...by
      Jim
      Beaux-Lieyeah.
     
     
      Page
      18-19.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fact
      &
      Opinien.
      .
      .Moonwalks,
      and
      other
      dance
      moves.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Page
      20.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      in
      the
      same
      48
      hours
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -1
      see
      them
      both
      in
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _|
      forth
      in
      public.
      Heather
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      Editorial
      04:
      Tings
      Fall
      Apart
     
     
      ___
      |
      This
      Halloween
      turned
      out
      better
      than
      expected,
      consider-
     
     
      |
      ing
      the
      way
      it
      began.
      A
      slow
      sinking
      feeling
      that
      failing
     
     
      _
      |
      means
      failure
      took
      the
      balance
      of
      my
      weekend
      away
     
     
      |
      from
      me.
      Instead
      of
      discovering
      a
      revolutionary
      zeal
      with
     
     
      ___
      |
      each
      paper’s
      publication,
      |
      feel
      a
      sense
      of
      profound
      re-
     
     
      |
      gret,
      for
      chances
      missed.
      Ah
      well.
      But
      really
      instead
      of
     
     
      _
      |
      October
      31st
      |
      am
      thinking
      about
      60
      days
      from
      now
      when
     
     
      ___|
      the
      clock
      strikes
      12:00
      on
      December
      31st.
      |
      am
      hoping
      to
     
     
      |
      be
      plowing
      across
      Canada
      in
      my
      1990
      Mercury
      Topaz
     
     
      Page
      A
     
     
      -|
      deed
      crumble
      all
      around
      us
      |
      can
      think
      of
      no
      safer
      place
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AVC
      Update.
      .
      .
      What
      is
      happening
      with
      the
      future
      vets
      of
      America,
      te
     
     
      _
      |
      enough
      food
      and
      water
      to
      last
      a
      week.
      Yeah,
      me
      and
      my
     
    
   
   
    
     
      with
      only
      one
      noble
      idea
      in
      mind:
      move.
      If
      things
      do
      in-
     
     
      than
      in
      the
      northern
      reaches
      of
      this
      vast
      land;
      with
      only
     
    
   
   
    
     
      girlfriend
      fishing
      off
      the
      freezing
      coasts
      of
      Ontario;
      picking
     
     
      the
      bones
      of
      fallen
      prairie
      dwellers,
      and
      looting
      at
      all
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Either
      that
      or
      we’ll
      go
      to
      Myron’s
      and
      catch
      Hay-
     
     
      wire,
      or
      have
      our
      heads
      cut
      off
      and
      fed
      to
      us
      (it’s
      cheaper
     
     
      and,
      no
      doubt,
      more
      entertaining.)
      Really,
      does
      anyone
     
     
      need
      to
      see
      the
      Haywire,
      Lug
      Nuts,
      Poppa
      Shine
      crowd
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _
      |
      anymore?
      How
      many
      different
      Collective
      Soul
      covers
      are
     
     
      __|
      there?
      Here’s
      hoping
      the
      power
      does
      indeed
      go
      out
      on
     
     
      |
      that
      sad
      manipulative
      gig.
      (800
      hundred
      for
      tickets,
      man.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Heather's
      Kevin
      Spacey
      graphic
      graces
      the
      cover;
      it
     
     
      depicts
      Spacey
      as
      Lester
      Burnhum
      from
      American
     
     
      Beauty.
      |
      saw
      that
      movie
      ‘4
      F”
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      saw
      Fight
      Club.
      If
      you
      are
      a.
      \/
     
     
      a
      young
      man
      you
      should
      ’
     
    
   
   
    
     
      same
      week
      and
      re-evalu-
      Wik
     
     
      ate.
      I
      think
      the
      message
      4°
      7
     
     
      of
      both
      is
      to
      enjoy
      your
      §
      (~~
     
     
      youth,
      and
      hold
      true
      to
      a
     
     
      idea
      of
      yourself
      separate
     
     
      from
      the
      image
      you
      put
      ,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (right)
      thinks
      they
      are
      all
     
     
      about
      the
      repressed
      ho-
     
     
      mosexuality
      that
      lurks
      inside
      of
      all
      males,
      which
      manifests
     
     
      itself
      in
      projections
      of
      mid-life
      rebellions,
      or
      intentional
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      self-destruction.
      See
      them;
      make
      up
      your
      own
      mind.