eos
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      stink-ass
      car
      on
      the
      left
      is
      not
      only
      on
      the
      road-
      This
      horribly
      parked
      crap-mobile
      had
      been
      taking
     
    
   
   
    
     
      way,
      but
      also
      taking
      up
      two
      spots.
      Good
      on
      ya,
      buddy!
      up
      two
      spots
      for
      weeks,
      and
      is
      slowly
      being
     
     
      Even
      the
      truck
      takes
      up
      too
      much
      room,
      goddammit!
      covered
      with
      snow.
      1
      blame
      it
      on
      high
      tuition.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Does
     
     
      Anybody
     
     
      Know
      How
     
     
      to
      Park
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Anymore?
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Upon
      examining
      the
      other
      side,
      it
      becomes
      apparent
     
     
      vanishing
      beneath
      the
      snow.
      One
      would
      almost
      Pa
      rt
      3
      of
      7
      that
      it
      hasn’t
      been
      abandoned!
      The
      door
      has
      been
     
     
      reckon
      that
      this
      car
      has
      been
      abandoned.
      cleared
      away,
      possibly
      to
      allow
      for
      human
      habitation.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      by
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      this
      image,
      you
      can
      see
      this
      beast
      of
      a
      car
      slowly
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      small
      turd-of-a-car
      is
      brazenly
      taking
      up
      two
      Some
      degenerate,
      hardened
      criminal
      parked
      a
     
     
      spots.
      Tonight,
      |
      sleep
      with
      your
      license
      plate,
      pal-o!
      crowbar
      into
      the
      photocopy
      machine
      in
      Main
      09.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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