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     One day Charlie went to the ; co 
     
    
   
   
    
     supermarket to buy some brains. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ZONE | 
     
    
   
   
    
     There were Engineers’ Brains 
     
     for $100/lb, Bio’s Brains for 
     
     $20/lbs, and Business Brains for 
     
     $15/Ib. 
     
    

    
     Charlie asked the clerk “Why 
     
     are the engineers’ brains so ex- 
     
     pensive?” 
     
    

    
     The Clerk replied “Do you 
     
     know how many engineer stu- 
     
     dents it takes to make a pound of 
     
     Brains?” 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Auntie Pius 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Auntie Pius, 
     
    

    
     I always seem to be attracted to guys with girlfriends. The guys 
     
     usually will cheat by going out with me. It really hurts to see the 
     
     guy with his girlfriend after being with me. How can I stop?!?! 
     
    

    
     — The Depressed Mistress. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Mistress, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Unless these guys will give you a “yes” or “no” answer about 
     
     breaking up wih their girlfriends, and then dating you, stay the hell 
     
     away from them! Better yet, just stay away from them, stupid!! 
     
     God some women can be dumb. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Auntie P. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Auntie Pius, 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     I have just been heartbroken by a guy who lied to me. I can’t 
     
     sleep, eat or party! I see him all the time and it kills me. He even 
     
     has a car I love. Should I take him bacck or just stay miserable?! 
     
    
   
   
    
     —Miserable at University 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Miserable, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Tell the guy to piss off! If he lied to you, forget him. He is 
     
     certainly trouble. And don’t worry about his car, because it only 
     
     shows how spinny and shallow you are!!Wake up, no-brains!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Auntie P. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Auntie Pius, 
     
    
   
   
    
     This guy I know always calls me names like “Lush Bag” and 
     
     “S__” J am neither of these. What did { de to make him do this?! 
     
     Is he serious or just kidding? 
     
    
   
   
    
     —Stressed about names . 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Stressed, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Let’s do a survey! This should really turn on the marketing 
     
     students! (losers!) 
     
    
   
   
    
     1) Are you drunk or drinking all the time? 
     
     2) Do you love hanovers? 
     
     3) Have you done everyone on campus? 
     
    
   
   
    
     If all three are “yes” then you probably are what he says you 
     
     are. Just face up to it, swamp thing!!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Auntie P. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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