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     Golf Falls Tell Where You 
     
     Can Fir .i Them. 
     
    
   
   
    
     YOU'LL FEVER lose another 
     
     golf ball, if you fork over 
     
     the cash to buy an exciting 
     
     new set of clubs and balls 
     
     eouipped with radio trans- 
     
     mitters and receivers. 
     
    
   
   
    
     'A department store in 
     
     Japan is offering the in- 
     
     credible equipment for the 
     
     duffer who has everything. 
     
     The price? l 
     
    
   
   
    
     About $1,100 while the of—- 
     
     fer lasts. Even without 
     
     the scphisticated electron— 
     
     ics, you'd search for 
     
    

    
     these balls, they're set 
     
     with tiny diamonds. And, 
     
     as an added feature, the 
     
     clubs are gold-plated. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Number's U For 
     
     Lotteries' Death Code. 
     
    
   
   
    
     In a strange twist of log— 
     
     ic, people hoping the batch 
     
    
   
   
    
     numbers on bottles of cyanide— 
     
    
   
   
    
     laced Tylenol capsules 
     
     would bring them good luck 
     
     bet heavin on the numbers 
     
     in state lotteries. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Pennsylvania, Rhode Island 
     
     and New Hampshire lottery 
     
     officials reported rushes 
     
     on 2880 and 1910, both 
     
    

    
     of which marked batches of 
     
     Tylenol capsules linked 
     
    

    
     to a series of shocking 
     
     deaths in Chicago. 
     
    

    
     In fact, all three states 
     
    
   
   
    
     were forced to cut off 
     
     bettim on both numbers 
     
    
   
   
    
     after gamblers forked out 
     
     enough cash to win a stag- 
     
     gering $4.5 million. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Don't Jog After Celery, 
     
     Say Docs. 
     
    

    
     CELERY and exercise don't 
     
     mix, at least according 
     
     to a medical expert who 
     
     says that munching on the 
     
     green stalk and then work— 
     
     ing out can cause an al- 
     
     lergic reaction. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Crazy Courses Colleges 
     
     Offer for Credit. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Learn how to talk to space 
     
     aliens. Play Frisbee, 
     
     Photograph nude models. 
     
     These are just a few of the 
     
     goofy things you can do in 
     
     college nowadays, and 
     
     actually earn a credit. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     "Some of the classes are 
     
     just crazy," admits Alan 
     
     Ross, a senior at UCLA, 
     
     where a special class in 
     
     nude photography was "hot" 
     
    
   
   
    
     1% J" 
     
    
   
   
    
     U.P.E.I. decenber 2,1982. 
     
    
   
   
    
     SC‘APpIe-TAP! 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Senate Committee on 
     
     Academic Priorities and 
     
     long—Term Academic Plan- 
     
     ning(SC¥\PpLe—TAP) was 
     
     setupinthewakeof the 
     
     Report furor, to inves— 
     
     tigate what is most imp- 
     
     ortant at this moment in 
     
     history for the academic 
     
     health of UPEI, and to 
     
     make proposals about 
     
     development and changes 
     
     in the'Universitv. 
     
    

    
     The new report is to be 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     so time is short. Good 
     
     will and a free exchange 
     
     of ideas is essential. 
     
     Therefore, a public meet 
     
     will be held on DEX? 8, 
     
     WEDNESDAY, at 3:00, in 
     
     the Duffy Ampitheatre. 
     
    
   
   
    
     A progress report of the 
     
     carmittee, definitions, 
     
     problems, approaches, and 
     
     much else will'all be?" 
     
     discussed. We hope to 
     
     see you there!( We need 
     
    
   
   
    
     hel . 
     
     3K” p ) John Smith, 
     
     Chairman 
     
    
   
   
    
     on canpis this year. "Some 
     
     of the students probably 
     
     didn't even have film in 
     
     their cameras." Ross joked. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     done by March 24.1983. 
     
    
   
   
    
     .130 you care 1%? the 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     At the University of South— 
     
     ern California (USC) , "we 
     
     have a great deal of far— 
     
     out physical education 
     
     courses," reveals senior 
     
     Loretta Lynch. "Figure 
     
     improvement is popular 
     
     with the sorority girls. 
     
     They get credit for work— 
     
     ing on their shapes here." 
     
    
   
   
    
     For students who don't 
     
     mind leg work, USC also 
     
     offers courses in tap 
     
     dancing, international 
     
     style ball—roan dancing 
     
     and ice skating. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hampshire College in Am- 
     
     herst Mass. , offers the I 
     
     perfect course for "E.T." I _ _ - 
     
     film fans. It's called  :1 
     
     "extra-terrestrial intel- ‘ 
     
     ligence',’ and students are 
     
     taught ways of developing 
     
     languages that might 
     
    

    
     be useful in communicating 
     
     with a real "E. T." 
     
    

    
     Also at Hampshire, students 
     
     can go canoeing, mountain ' 
     
     climbing, survival camp- 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     ing or just about anything ‘ 
     
    

    
     out of doors, for credits. MON DAY ' 
     
     At the nearby University of CASINO NIGHT 
     
    

    
     Massachusetts, - spook- 
     
    

    
     loving students are offered T U E S D AY 
     
    
   
   
    
     a class in "ghosts and ap- 
     
     paritions. " - 
     
    
   
   
    
     And students at all the 
     
     colleges in the Amherst area 
     
    
   
   
    
     'srumsur NIGHT 
     
     Special Price: For Student. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dr. Gordon Fink, a researcher 
     
    
   
   
    
     k' 
     
     at Medical cbliege of can eam credits in phySi- l 
     
     Wisconsin in Milwaukee, cal education by taking WE DN E S DAY 
     
     says the celery shock is of— courses called "Frisbee" c R AVE" "A .. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ficially termed "food-de— 
     
     pendent exercise-induced 
     
     anaphylaxis". 
     
    
   
   
    
     In one recent attack a 
     
     patient actually went 
     
    

    
     from shock into a care, he 
     
     adds. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dr. Fink advises that for 
     
     the moment, until more 
     
    

    
     is known about the phenome- 
     
     na, not to mix celery and 
     
     exercise back to back. 
     
    
   
   
    
     and "ultimate Frisbee" . 
     
    
   
   
    
     Sane educators are wondering 
     
    
   
   
    
     where it's all going to 
     
     lead. 
     
    
   
   
    
     "Courses such as these 
     
     cheapen the degrees of 
     
     students who work hard on 
     
     their education," complains 
     
     ‘Dr. Charles Moser, a prob 
     
     fessor of Slavic languages 
     
    
   
   
    
     at George Washington Universi 
     
    
   
   
    
     ty and president of the 
     
     BOO-member University Pro- 
     
     fessors for Academic Order. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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